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This is a classic but the definitive shampy post for me is him admitting apropos of nothing to power slamming his girlfriend into his car like its the street fighter 2 bonus stage.
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 01:31 |
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bring back terrordome so we can dupe rubes into posting there, getting themselves banned
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# ? Jun 8, 2020 23:56 |
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ArfJason posted:This is a classic but the definitive shampy post for me is him admitting apropos of nothing to power slamming his girlfriend into his car like its the street fighter 2 bonus stage. There have been some unbelievably blaise statements from goons who outed themselves and figured no one would care about it AzureHorizon: Raping drunk straight dudes is funny lol Morally_Inept: hosed a dog thought he was being funny being coy about it Several examples of goons being abusive parents in E/N The "I'm a non-offending pedophile" guy minecraft fairy torture ("I literally wrote the book on fairy torture here's my .doc link") Any ADTRW pedophilia ban, has been covered multiple times in this thread Anagram of GINGER and his collection of weird CGI frozen porn he thought everyone would be super into dogfucker44 and his relationship dilemmas oh and some sex stuff with snakes Positive Optimyst: his thread about being a sexpat in Vietnam, paying for child prostitutes as nbd Also, what's going all with all the recent doxxing bans? People losing their mind in a certain thread of just some angry re-regs?
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# ? Jun 9, 2020 00:16 |
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The non-offending pedo specifically did it in a GBS thread about To Catch a Predator iirc.
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# ? Jun 9, 2020 00:18 |
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:The non-offending pedo specifically did it in a GBS thread about To Catch a Predator iirc. In the same post where he said he's not asking to babysit anyone's kid then reveals he volunteers to babysit his sister's kid Tiresias2 posted:Well let me put it this way. It's not as if desires do not at all linger, in fact they terrify me. I am not asking to babysit anyone's kids. Every so often when some kid walking down the street comes near me I'm all like "Oh please loving go away" and I'm quite sure the signs of consternation on my face are clearly visible. On the other hand, I do occasionally take care of my nephew. My sister's got poo poo to do and she doesn't have money to pay a babysitter, what am I supposed to do? 'Sides, literally the most effective psycho-therapeutic treatment is exposure, and I haven't felt anything for him except protecting the guy in years. pentyne fucked around with this message at 00:24 on Jun 9, 2020 |
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pentyne posted:There have been some unbelievably blaise statements from goons who outed themselves and figured no one would care about it Also that one goon who got out of the shower and discovered their dog whining because he couldn't reach a toy under the couch, got all fours to retrieve it, and was then mounted by said dog. Understandably changed accounts after telling that story. Or when the person who helped make the Final Fantasy 6 Brave New World romhack showed up in the Let's Play with a bunch of cool, informative posts, then admitted to looking at My Little Pony porn and nuked the entire thread.
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# ? Jun 9, 2020 03:10 |
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oldpainless has admitted in another thread he is only 22 years old
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# ? Jun 9, 2020 03:24 |
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CPColin posted:Also that one goon who got out of the shower and discovered their dog whining because he couldn't reach a toy under the couch, got all fours to retrieve it, and was then mounted by said dog. Understandably changed accounts after telling that story. That's not even the only time someone who made a romhack outed their fetishes on SA https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3749611&userid=216341 quote:What are you thinking about? Im sure we'd all be happy to help you spitball and throw some ideas around quote:Right now I'm currently debating between Gender Bender DNA Twister Extreme, an entertaining romantic comedy visual novel about a group of scientists who end up becoming girls after a lab explosion causes them to inhale gender swap gas, and DIDnapper, an RPGmaker game about kidnapping girls. I have yet to play the latter, but I'm currently getting it rn and will play it a bit first before I make my decision. You guys are free to suggest other ideas if you want, just know that they should be games that are good for SSLPs, as while I'd like to eventually start doing video LPs, I don't have the proper equipment to make a good video LP first. Plus, I figure it'll be easier to make an entrance into the world of video LPing if and can develop a fanbase via SSLPs first.
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# ? Jun 9, 2020 03:25 |
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he is actually a youngpainless.
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# ? Jun 9, 2020 03:25 |
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Pick posted:oldpainless has admitted in another thread he is only 22 years old Bullshit.
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# ? Jun 9, 2020 03:27 |
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It's like cumshitter being 49.5 for the last 25 years. Completely true and not just being funny on a comedy forum.
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# ? Jun 9, 2020 03:31 |
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I'm 69
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# ? Jun 9, 2020 03:32 |
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Pick posted:oldpainless has admitted in another thread he is only 22 years old F U C K Shut this site down
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# ? Jun 9, 2020 03:36 |
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i feel so betrayed
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# ? Jun 9, 2020 03:40 |
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Pick posted:oldpainless has admitted in another thread he is only 22 years old What the gently caress?
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# ? Jun 9, 2020 03:50 |
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Pick posted:oldpainless has admitted in another thread he is only 22 years old My entire world is falling apart right now.
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# ? Jun 9, 2020 03:54 |
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good news guys, SA is showing huge growth with Zoomers
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# ? Jun 9, 2020 03:56 |
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A pro poster at any age. More like oldtimeless.
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# ? Jun 9, 2020 03:58 |
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Charles posted:I'm 69
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# ? Jun 9, 2020 03:58 |
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Pick posted:oldpainless has admitted in another thread he is only 22 years old More like gently caress he could be my son
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# ? Jun 9, 2020 04:14 |
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When do we start the expanded lore where we look at oldpainless' regdate and speculate what adult he stole his account from at the tender age of 12?
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# ? Jun 9, 2020 05:08 |
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Pick posted:oldpainless has admitted in another thread he is only 22 years old More like oldoldless.
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# ? Jun 9, 2020 05:13 |
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Nuns with Guns posted:When do we start the expanded lore where we look at oldpainless' regdate and speculate what adult he stole his account from at the tender age of 12? Obviously he inherited it from a relative, the original oldpainless. He's not youngpainless, just juniorpainless.
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# ? Jun 9, 2020 05:16 |
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Charles posted:I'm 69 I'm 96 (and seriously felt that way when I recently read a post that started "well, back in the 20th century")
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# ? Jun 9, 2020 05:38 |
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dee eight posted:i dont even know what my password is i never log off Same, until I noticed an opportunity to make my wildest dreams come true. I've forgotten it again since then though.
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# ? Jun 9, 2020 05:41 |
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Pick posted:oldpainless has admitted in another thread he is only 22 years old More like oldageless
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# ? Jun 9, 2020 05:45 |
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Pick posted:oldpainless has admitted in another thread he is only 22 years old So we have another 60 years of old____less jokes to look forward to
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# ? Jun 9, 2020 05:54 |
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Actually that probably means we can use old puns less
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# ? Jun 9, 2020 06:06 |
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good.
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# ? Jun 9, 2020 06:18 |
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Young Painless sounds like a soundcloud rapper
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# ? Jun 9, 2020 06:20 |
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verbal enema posted:good. I was actually trying to make an "oldpunsless" joke, on account of it's poor decisions o'clock.
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# ? Jun 9, 2020 06:51 |
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Antivehicular posted:Obviously he inherited it from a relative, the original oldpainless. He's not youngpainless, just juniorpainless. So it's a Dread Pirate Roberts situation?
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# ? Jun 9, 2020 06:55 |
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:So it's a Dread Pirate Roberts situation? More like tothepainless
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# ? Jun 9, 2020 07:17 |
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More like I’m oldpainless
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# ? Jun 9, 2020 09:00 |
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*kicks in thread door* WHOs NOT AN OLD DEPRESSED gently caress LIKE US?!?!?
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# ? Jun 9, 2020 09:45 |
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ShortyMR.CAT posted:*kicks in thread door* hi i'm 23 and the sagas threads help me figure out what I missed because I only lurked LP from 2012 up until I registered. Or to put it in a different way to make y'all turn to dust: Born in 96 and graduated from high school in 2015
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# ? Jun 9, 2020 11:17 |
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Okay Zoomer.
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# ? Jun 9, 2020 11:30 |
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Spaced God posted:hi i'm 23 and the sagas threads help me figure out what I missed because I only lurked LP from 2012 up until I registered. do your parents know you use the internet unsupervised?
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# ? Jun 9, 2020 12:08 |
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Spaced God posted:hi i'm 23 and the sagas threads help me figure out what I missed because I only lurked LP from 2012 up until I registered. Did you lurk as a full time job for a couple years and that's why you had to repeat at least one grade or is it normal in America to finish school at almost 20?
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# ? Jun 9, 2020 12:10 |
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I'm going to celebrate my tenth 29th birthday this year
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