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ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011

This is a classic but the definitive shampy post for me is him admitting apropos of nothing to power slamming his girlfriend into his car like its the street fighter 2 bonus stage.

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weed cat
Dec 23, 2010

weed cat is back, and he loves to suck dick



:sueme:
bring back terrordome so we can dupe rubes into posting there, getting themselves banned

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

ArfJason posted:

This is a classic but the definitive shampy post for me is him admitting apropos of nothing to power slamming his girlfriend into his car like its the street fighter 2 bonus stage.

There have been some unbelievably blaise statements from goons who outed themselves and figured no one would care about it

AzureHorizon: Raping drunk straight dudes is funny lol
Morally_Inept: hosed a dog thought he was being funny being coy about it
Several examples of goons being abusive parents in E/N
The "I'm a non-offending pedophile" guy
minecraft fairy torture ("I literally wrote the book on fairy torture here's my .doc link")
Any ADTRW pedophilia ban, has been covered multiple times in this thread
Anagram of GINGER and his collection of weird CGI frozen porn he thought everyone would be super into
dogfucker44 and his relationship dilemmas oh and some sex stuff with snakes
Positive Optimyst: his thread about being a sexpat in Vietnam, paying for child prostitutes as nbd

Also, what's going all with all the recent doxxing bans? People losing their mind in a certain thread of just some angry re-regs?

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
The non-offending pedo specifically did it in a GBS thread about To Catch a Predator iirc.

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

The non-offending pedo specifically did it in a GBS thread about To Catch a Predator iirc.

In the same post where he said he's not asking to babysit anyone's kid then reveals he volunteers to babysit his sister's kid

Tiresias2 posted:

Well let me put it this way. It's not as if desires do not at all linger, in fact they terrify me. I am not asking to babysit anyone's kids. Every so often when some kid walking down the street comes near me I'm all like "Oh please loving go away" and I'm quite sure the signs of consternation on my face are clearly visible. On the other hand, I do occasionally take care of my nephew. My sister's got poo poo to do and she doesn't have money to pay a babysitter, what am I supposed to do? 'Sides, literally the most effective psycho-therapeutic treatment is exposure, and I haven't felt anything for him except protecting the guy in years.

But yanno, maybe you guys are right. A merciful society is a cowardly society. I should just stand up for my self and that is that.

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CPColin
Sep 9, 2003

Big ol' smile.

pentyne posted:

There have been some unbelievably blaise statements from goons who outed themselves and figured no one would care about it

Also that one goon who got out of the shower and discovered their dog whining because he couldn't reach a toy under the couch, got all fours to retrieve it, and was then mounted by said dog. Understandably changed accounts after telling that story.

Or when the person who helped make the Final Fantasy 6 Brave New World romhack showed up in the Let's Play with a bunch of cool, informative posts, then admitted to looking at My Little Pony porn and nuked the entire thread.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
oldpainless has admitted in another thread he is only 22 years old

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

CPColin posted:

Also that one goon who got out of the shower and discovered their dog whining because he couldn't reach a toy under the couch, got all fours to retrieve it, and was then mounted by said dog. Understandably changed accounts after telling that story.

Or when the person who helped make the Final Fantasy 6 Brave New World romhack showed up in the Let's Play with a bunch of cool, informative posts, then admitted to looking at My Little Pony porn and nuked the entire thread.

That's not even the only time someone who made a romhack outed their fetishes on SA
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3749611&userid=216341

quote:

What are you thinking about? Im sure we'd all be happy to help you spitball and throw some ideas around


quote:

Right now I'm currently debating between Gender Bender DNA Twister Extreme, an entertaining romantic comedy visual novel about a group of scientists who end up becoming girls after a lab explosion causes them to inhale gender swap gas, and DIDnapper, an RPGmaker game about kidnapping girls. I have yet to play the latter, but I'm currently getting it rn and will play it a bit first before I make my decision. You guys are free to suggest other ideas if you want, just know that they should be games that are good for SSLPs, as while I'd like to eventually start doing video LPs, I don't have the proper equipment to make a good video LP first. Plus, I figure it'll be easier to make an entrance into the world of video LPing if and can develop a fanbase via SSLPs first.

Both games I'm considering are rather fetishy btw, but that's part of why I think they'd be fun to LP. Not to mention both appeal to my yuri fetish, with DIDnapper also appealing to my bondage fetish. I also have a thing for bare midriffs, which both games also have, but bare midriffs are so common in works of fiction(and hell, even real life, especially among young people during warm weather) that it's not really notable when something includes them.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
he is actually a youngpainless.

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

Pick posted:

oldpainless has admitted in another thread he is only 22 years old

Bullshit.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

It's like cumshitter being 49.5 for the last 25 years. Completely true and not just being funny on a comedy forum.

Kia Soul Enthusias
May 9, 2004

zoom-zoom
Toilet Rascal
I'm 69

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Pick posted:

oldpainless has admitted in another thread he is only 22 years old

F U C K

Shut this site down

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

i feel so betrayed

Tribladeofchaos
Jul 2, 2008

IT'S SHOWTIME!

Pick posted:

oldpainless has admitted in another thread he is only 22 years old

What the gently caress?

sweet geek swag
Mar 29, 2006

Adjust lasers to FUN!





Pick posted:

oldpainless has admitted in another thread he is only 22 years old

My entire world is falling apart right now.

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:
good news guys, SA is showing huge growth with Zoomers

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


A pro poster at any age.
More like oldtimeless.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



ok boomer

The New York Times
Mar 2, 2013

Call
1-800-NYTIMES for FREE home delivery

Pick posted:

oldpainless has admitted in another thread he is only 22 years old

More like gently caress he could be my son

Nuns with Guns
Jul 23, 2010

It's fine.
Don't worry about it.
When do we start the expanded lore where we look at oldpainless' regdate and speculate what adult he stole his account from at the tender age of 12?

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012



Pick posted:

oldpainless has admitted in another thread he is only 22 years old

More like oldoldless.

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Nuns with Guns posted:

When do we start the expanded lore where we look at oldpainless' regdate and speculate what adult he stole his account from at the tender age of 12?

Obviously he inherited it from a relative, the original oldpainless. He's not youngpainless, just juniorpainless.

JacquelineDempsey
Aug 6, 2008

Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34




I'm 96

(and seriously felt that way when I recently read a post that started "well, back in the 20th century")

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014

dee eight posted:

i dont even know what my password is i never log off

Same, until I noticed an opportunity to make my wildest dreams come true. I've forgotten it again since then though.

Safety Biscuits
Oct 21, 2010

Pick posted:

oldpainless has admitted in another thread he is only 22 years old

More like oldageless

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Pick posted:

oldpainless has admitted in another thread he is only 22 years old

So we have another 60 years of old____less jokes to look forward to

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Actually that probably means we can use old puns less :)

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com
good.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Young Painless sounds like a soundcloud rapper

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in


I was actually trying to make an "oldpunsless" joke, on account of it's poor decisions o'clock.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Antivehicular posted:

Obviously he inherited it from a relative, the original oldpainless. He's not youngpainless, just juniorpainless.

So it's a Dread Pirate Roberts situation?

Melaneus
Aug 24, 2007

Here to make your dreams and nightmares come true.

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

So it's a Dread Pirate Roberts situation?


More like tothepainless

Section 9
Mar 24, 2003

Hair Elf
More like I’m oldpainless

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
*kicks in thread door*

WHOs NOT AN OLD DEPRESSED gently caress LIKE US?!?!?

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



ShortyMR.CAT posted:

*kicks in thread door*

WHOs NOT AN OLD DEPRESSED gently caress LIKE US?!?!?

hi i'm 23 and the sagas threads help me figure out what I missed because I only lurked LP from 2012 up until I registered.

Or to put it in a different way to make y'all turn to dust: Born in 96 and graduated from high school in 2015 :cool:

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

Okay Zoomer.

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Spaced God posted:

hi i'm 23 and the sagas threads help me figure out what I missed because I only lurked LP from 2012 up until I registered.

Or to put it in a different way to make y'all turn to dust: Born in 96 and graduated from high school in 2015 :cool:

do your parents know you use the internet unsupervised?

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Spaced God posted:

hi i'm 23 and the sagas threads help me figure out what I missed because I only lurked LP from 2012 up until I registered.

Or to put it in a different way to make y'all turn to dust: Born in 96 and graduated from high school in 2015 :cool:

Did you lurk as a full time job for a couple years and that's why you had to repeat at least one grade or is it normal in America to finish school at almost 20?

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FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


I'm going to celebrate my tenth 29th birthday this year

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