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Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

canepazzo posted:

I think this tweet might possibly have me angrier than anything Trump tweeted recently. Jesus Christ.

https://twitter.com/BBCNews/status/1270345875911573504

Hmm too bad there isn't a shorter word for "anti-racism critic"

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MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

This isn't someone making a "professional rioter" joke?

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



I like how it's both Antifa and AFA (Anti Fascist Action). That's like having both VISA and Mastercard compatibility, nice!

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
https://twitter.com/CrookedNuts/status/1270280225276993538?s=20

OP is not the idiot

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Confederate flag was posted on FB, saying it stood for liberty. I may have found a new take.

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

There is no proof of the female orgasm, yet their app is the best at detecting the female orgasm? I am confused. Maybe they mean there's no proof of any individual occurrence of a female orgasm, because they seem concerned about women faking.

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away


quote:

"female well being sex tech start-up" (five dudes)

Lmao

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



the very first unique algorithm that can identify a 𝐟𝐞𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐞 𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐚𝐬𝐦

GlobglogGroAbgalab
Jul 25, 2016

It appears that the elephant is highly sensitive to the effects of LSD - a finding which may prove to be valuable in elephant-control work in Africa.
"Did you enjoy our dildo?"

"I dildid!"

I dildidn't.


Edit:

Their algorithm consists of a series of 0's.

GlobglogGroAbgalab has a new favorite as of 19:57 on Jun 9, 2020

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Manuel Calavera posted:

lmao

He's not a real wolf but he is a real doctor, he is an actual doctor.

But does he like to play the drums?

jjack229
Feb 14, 2008
Articulate your needs. I'm here to listen.

Person: So, how do you know if a women faked an orgasm?
Tech bro: We asked her.
Person: Makes sense. So, when you want to know if a women had an orgasm, you'd just ask them, right?
Tech bro: No. See that's where our state-of-the-art algorithm comes in...

:hmmyes:

jjack229 has a new favorite as of 20:16 on Jun 9, 2020

jjack229
Feb 14, 2008
Articulate your needs. I'm here to listen.
Quote is not edit

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

jjack229 posted:

Person: So, how do you know if a women faked an orgasm?
Tech bro: We asked her.
Person: Makes sense. So, when you want to know if a women had an orgasm, you'd just ask them, right?
Tech bro: No. See that's where our state-of-the-art algorithm comes in...

:hmmyes:

"I've had sex with countless women and not one of them had an orgasm"
- my favorite type of person on Twitter, constantly

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

These dudes seem to be under the impression that women lie about orgasm because they genuinely can't tell if they had one.

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.
I just ask and if she says no them we workshop what could be improved for a potential next time :)

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

buttcoin, my new original idea, is a cryptocurrency produced via anal endued orgasm, recorded and saved for all history in the cumchain. I'm willing to produce one gratis with any cop's SO, solider's spouse, or techbro's crush. (offer not open to goons)

Guilty
May 3, 2003
Ask me about how people having a bad reaction to MSG makes them racist, because I've never heard of gluten sensitivity
Maybe they're all gay?

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/itsmonicakim/status/1270397367733362688?s=21

Evanna Lynch trying to take the “Actually terfs aren’t that bad” route with Rowling.

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
I know i shouldnt be surprised by now but lmao...
https://twitter.com/MichaelBarden8/status/1270250771024470017?s=20

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Is there any, like, empirical proof of the male orgasm?

Like a lot of people jizz, sure, but how can you prove they enjoyed it?

I for one would like to volunteer for a clinical trial, my rates are competitive.

scumaliom
Feb 8, 2019

MizPiz posted:

This isn't someone making a "professional rioter" joke?

The photo was from a German post that was making a professional rioter joke. The English post isn't though.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013


From their bio "targeted invididual" I believe means they think that there is an international government conspiracy to hire hundreds of people to follow them around and just sort of generally mess with them a bit.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

OwlFancier posted:

Is there any, like, empirical proof of the male orgasm?

Like a lot of people jizz, sure, but how can you prove they enjoyed it?

I for one would like to volunteer for a clinical trial, my rates are competitive.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penile_plethysmograph

and/or this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fruit_machine_(homosexuality_test)

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.



https://twitter.com/jonny290/status/1270450730239791105

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

christmas boots posted:

But does he like to play the drums?

No idea. He likes sake and wine though.

T-man posted:

buttcoin, my new original idea, is a cryptocurrency produced via anal endued orgasm, recorded and saved for all history in the cumchain. I'm willing to produce one gratis with any cop's SO, solider's spouse, or techbro's crush. (offer not open to goons)

wow rude

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

In the replies:

https://twitter.com/kgbeovac/status/1270298874301820928?s=19

Looks like people are going for the "Protocols of the Elders of Zion" approach.

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

There are so many levels of stupid to this. Not only do they seem to think most women lie to their partner about orgasming, but they use that "data" to conclude that female product testers would also lie to a company about having an orgasm with their vibrators.

"No baby, it was great, I swear."
-- Customer feedback on a trial product

chaosrefined
Dec 27, 2012
The guy I posted the other day (the one that thought slavery was fine cause future generations ended up in America) is totally not racist and proud of it!

https://imgur.com/a/cW6YdB1

https://imgur.com/a/gCFkI16

Do Imgur images auto embed or I am not doing something correctly?

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:
I, for one, apprectiate they made the Antifa Mitgliedskarte a literal Geldkarte. It even has a contactless option. And the logo in the top right is perfect. And the KNT HLZ. :allears:

Someone spent a lot of effort putting as many jokes into that thing as they could.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

chaosrefined posted:

The guy I posted the other day (the one that thought slavery was fine cause future generations ended up in America) is totally not racist and proud of it!

https://imgur.com/a/cW6YdB1

https://imgur.com/a/gCFkI16

Do Imgur images auto embed or I am not doing something correctly?

Gotta include the file extension. You're just linking to the imgur page.




chaosrefined
Dec 27, 2012

OwlFancier posted:

Gotta include the file extension. You're just linking to the imgur page.






That'd do it, thank you!

Bugsy
Jul 15, 2004

I'm thumpin'. That's
why they call me
'Thumper'.


Slippery Tilde

hyperhazard posted:

Either the social media manager sucks, or they were quick to update the headline.



https://twitter.com/classiclib3ral/status/1270097933074128896


https://twitter.com/tmorello/status/1270419869524094976

https://twitter.com/limitlessjest/status/1270364557500919808

https://twitter.com/icecube/status/1270337383930593281

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009





Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010

OwlFancier posted:

I for one would like to volunteer for a clinical trial, my rates are competitive.

Once every ten minutes, bit longer if you've been drinking?

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.



It's just absolutely astounding that apparently people were RATM fans and didn't realize their music was political.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/waiverwizards/status/1270364849126756352?s=21

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

ultrafilter posted:

It's just absolutely astounding that apparently people were RATM fans and didn't realize their music was political.

When I was like 15 I thought killing in the name of sounded cool but I didn't understand the lyrics. Partly because I literally didn't understand what they were saying :v:

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

tbh i still don't know what "those that work forces" means.

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!

Elviscat posted:

In the replies:

https://twitter.com/kgbeovac/status/1270298874301820928?s=19

Looks like people are going for the "Protocols of the Elders of Zion" approach.

https://twitter.com/kgbeovac/status/1270384273787367428

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I think it's "those who work (in the) forces (police, army)"

Basically cops are klansmen.

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