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hard counter
Jan 2, 2015





rodbeard posted:

John Wayne in True Grit got outacted by the guy with no acting experience that they casted when Elvis bailed. John Wayne also almost bailed on the film because his decades of acting experience did not prepare him for the daunting task of playing a slightly different cowboy and they wouldn't let him bring in his personal screenwriter to turn it into a generic John Wayne movie. There is no reason to ever watch the John Wayne version again now that somebody did a version with somebody who can actually act. I didn't make it all the way through the Shootist because I didn't want to watch 2 hours of people sucking John Wayne's dick because they felt bad that he was about to die. Honestly it's disgusting that they gave John Wayne an Oscar for butchering the work of a blacklisted author considering he had a role in getting several people blacklisted himself.

i mean, that's why you usually append a john wayne was an rear end in a top hat but a lot of his movies are widely considered classics because the only way to bring some of them down is by talking about the behind the scenes stuff where wayne's assholery comes out

the thread talked about this like a week ago but even rooster cogburn, his second to last film, is an example of one of those weirdly progressive john wayne movies like hatari! you probably wouldn't see today where a late 60s wayne is actually paired with a late 60s actress, whose character is smarter than him, always gets the last word in their verbal duels, quickly acclimatizes to roughing it, holds her own in shootouts and you later get to see katharine hepburn strafe some outlaws with a gatling gun; the movie doesn't pair them off either because hepburn plays a pious preacher's daughter who resists wayne's charms and at most concedes that a drunk lout like cogburn is a good marshal - the duke is supposed to be the coolest dude in the room but a grandma played by a feminist icon mostly outshines him and that made some wayne fans upset at the time

the film itself is fine, the actor himself throughout his life and behind the scenes was absolutely a massive turd tho

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Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

oldpainless posted:

There’s two types of people: Clint Eastwood people and John Wayne people

more like oldwayneless

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
The only two westerns I give a poo poo about are The Magnificent Seven (original) and Tombstone. Guess I'd come down on Eastwood's side, because I've seen some of his films and I don't think he's openly advocated white supremacy.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Sunswipe posted:

The only two westerns I give a poo poo about are The Magnificent Seven (original) and Tombstone. Guess I'd come down on Eastwood's side, because I've seen some of his films and I don't think he's openly advocated white supremacy.

You mean the Seven Samurai remake?

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

Sunswipe posted:

The only two westerns I give a poo poo about are The Magnificent Seven (original) and Tombstone. Guess I'd come down on Eastwood's side, because I've seen some of his films and I don't think he's openly advocated white supremacy.

I mean, uh, his political views aren't known for being great.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Absurd Alhazred posted:

You mean the Seven Samurai remake?

Yes. I didn't specify that as I thought that piece of trivia was quite well known.

Jokerpilled Drudge
Jan 27, 2010

by Pragmatica

Sunswipe posted:

The only two westerns I give a poo poo about are The Magnificent Seven (original) and Tombstone. Guess I'd come down on Eastwood's side, because I've seen some of his films and I don't think he's openly advocated white supremacy.

how is it possible to be this wrong about Clint Eastwood

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
There's only one good western movie and it stars Will Smith.

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



Nah...the only good Western movie stars Cleavon Little and Gene Wilder.

Jokerpilled Drudge
Jan 27, 2010

by Pragmatica
any western other than one that completely deconstructs the genre is insultingly bad. So yeah Fitzgerald was right on the money

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Oct 30, 2009

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It’s not the best western but my favorite western is The Quick and the Dead

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug
It’s not my favorite western but the best western is a hotel chain.

My favorite western is definitely the 2010 True Grit, that was incredible.

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Ugly In The Morning posted:

It’s not my favorite western but the best western is a hotel chain.



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Eh! Frank
Mar 28, 2006

Doctor gave me these, I said what are these?
He said that they'll cure an existential type disease

oldpainless posted:

It’s not the best western but my favorite western is The Quick and the Dead

That's a great one.

Ballad of Buster Scruggs is awesome too.

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



Hell or High Water is pretty much my favorite western, modern or classic.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

You mean the Seven Samurai remake?

No one mentioned A Bug's Life

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

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Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


Does someone have that comic of JK Rowling joining the circle of problematic authors? SFF author public opinion so far:

Iredeemable:
Marion Zimmer Bradley. You can look up why.
Deep End:
Orson Scott Card: Openly Hates the Gay.
Dan Simmons: Hates the Muslim.
JK Rowling: Openly Hates the Transgender community. Her pen-name "Robert Galbraith" is the same name as the man who pioneered conversion therapy.
Mixed:
Roald Dahl: Had some unkind words on the Jews. Helps to be dead for so long that he can't judge any adaptations.
HP Lovecraft: Racist even for his time-period. Died at an early age so we'll never know if he'd turn a leaf. You can easily adapt his work and shed the racism.
Saint:
Terry Pratchett
K.A. Applegate
Idiot:
Terry Goodkind
Probably writes with one hand:
Robert Jordan
Peter K Hamilton

Toshimo
Aug 23, 2012

He's outta line...

But he's right!
FWIW, every firsthand account I've heard from folks working with Robert Jordan has said he was a real chill dude who just really liked writing about skirts divided for riding and tugging of braids.

Toshimo
Aug 23, 2012

He's outta line...

But he's right!
And boy howdy do not google Robert Heinlein's views.

Jokerpilled Drudge
Jan 27, 2010

by Pragmatica
Robert Jordan stands out in my mind as some of the worst prose and dialogue possible in the fantasy genre. I'll never forget trying to read that first wheel of time book.

But maybe he's not a horrible dude.

Also, Pratchett isn't horrible but I don't know if I'd call him a saint either.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
There's a PYF thread about bad books that generally dives into the fact that the authors are also terrible people

The short answer is that list is way bigger.

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

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Piers Anthony

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Is Ravenous a western

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Inspector Gesicht posted:

Does someone have that comic of JK Rowling joining the circle of problematic authors? SFF author public opinion so far:

Iredeemable:
JK Rowling: Openly Hates the Transgender community. Her pen-name "Robert Galbraith" is the same name as the man who pioneered conversion therapy.

this is going around recently and is a really, really big stretch. if she took galbraith as a pen name from that guy, he was not the pioneer of conversion therapy nor is it his most notable academic idea.

e: to clarify, I'm a trans woman, and rowling is definitely transphobic and transmisogynistic as poo poo; it's the specific idea that it's some deep cover conversion therapy reference that's ridiculous

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artsy fartsy
May 10, 2014

You'll be ahead instead of behind. Hello!
The best western is obviously Deadwood.

The True Grit book is really good though (the newer movie is probably just as good, but I watched it like an hour after I finished the book and could only focus on what they changed.)

hard counter
Jan 2, 2015





Toshimo posted:

FWIW, every firsthand account I've heard from folks working with Robert Jordan has said he was a real chill dude who just really liked writing about skirts divided for riding and tugging of braids.

i think the list is maybe referring to the fact that rand al'thor in wot had like 3 women sharing him physically and a ton of other women in those books were weird about the way they were lusting after him, iirc when jordan was accused of peddling in juvenile male fantasy, he just shrugged and said in college he once dated two women at once so surely the chosen one would have his legions

sweet geek swag
Mar 29, 2006

Adjust lasers to FUN!





Toshimo posted:

FWIW, every firsthand account I've heard from folks working with Robert Jordan has said he was a real chill dude who just really liked writing about skirts divided for riding and tugging of braids.

And spanking. Don't forget the spanking.

Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


I'm not a prude. I also would never say GRRM writes one-handed because that would imply he loving writes.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

I never finished wot and I had completely forgotten that Rand was basically putting together a harem.

If Robert Jordan was born 40 years later he'd be making those anime porn visual novel games.

ookiimarukochan
Apr 4, 2011

verbal enema posted:

Piers Anthony

On the plus side he has some Good views on racism / transphobia, on the minus side I think it's been a good 40 years since he last wrote a book that didn't have a sexy child on the prowl for an adult man.

Toshimo
Aug 23, 2012

He's outta line...

But he's right!

sweet geek swag posted:

And spanking. Don't forget the spanking.

I will never forget the spanking.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

Inspector Gesicht posted:

Does someone have that comic of JK Rowling joining the circle of problematic authors? SFF author public opinion so far:

Iredeemable:
Marion Zimmer Bradley. You can look up why.
Deep End:
Orson Scott Card: Openly Hates the Gay.
Dan Simmons: Hates the Muslim.
JK Rowling: Openly Hates the Transgender community. Her pen-name "Robert Galbraith" is the same name as the man who pioneered conversion therapy.
Mixed:
Roald Dahl: Had some unkind words on the Jews. Helps to be dead for so long that he can't judge any adaptations.
HP Lovecraft: Racist even for his time-period. Died at an early age so we'll never know if he'd turn a leaf. You can easily adapt his work and shed the racism.
Saint:
Terry Pratchett
K.A. Applegate
Idiot:
Terry Goodkind
Probably writes with one hand:
Robert Jordan
Peter K Hamilton

Lovecraft should move a rung up, because yes he was that awful and also wasn't a good writer, but he did start reconciling his racist rear end georgian cosplay views with reality before he died

hard counter
Jan 2, 2015





lovecraft also had real brain problems that were probably genetic since both his parents died in mental asylums iirc, his raving views on race were so preposterous even to his contemporaries that he could make racism unappealing to racists

it's hard to say what he'd be like if he was properly treated

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

hard counter posted:

lovecraft also had real brain problems that were probably genetic since both his parents died in mental asylums iirc, his raving views on race were so preposterous even to his contemporaries that he could make racism unappealing to racists

it's hard to say what he'd be like if he was properly treated

"At the Mountains of Marvels"
"The Chat with Cthulhu"
"The Shindig on the Doorstep"

Eh! Frank
Mar 28, 2006

Doctor gave me these, I said what are these?
He said that they'll cure an existential type disease

Inspector Gesicht posted:

Does someone have that comic of JK Rowling joining the circle of problematic authors? SFF author public opinion so far:

Iredeemable:
Marion Zimmer Bradley. You can look up why.
Deep End:
Orson Scott Card: Openly Hates the Gay.
Dan Simmons: Hates the Muslim.
JK Rowling: Openly Hates the Transgender community. Her pen-name "Robert Galbraith" is the same name as the man who pioneered conversion therapy.
Mixed:
Roald Dahl: Had some unkind words on the Jews. Helps to be dead for so long that he can't judge any adaptations.
HP Lovecraft: Racist even for his time-period. Died at an early age so we'll never know if he'd turn a leaf. You can easily adapt his work and shed the racism.
Saint:
Terry Pratchett
K.A. Applegate
Idiot:
Terry Goodkind
Probably writes with one hand:
Robert Jordan
Peter K Hamilton

Where would Ray Bradbury be on this list? He's pretty much my favorite author and I don't remember if I've heard anything really bad or controversial about him, but I probably missed something. I seem to remember he supported GWB, or at least he got excited when Bush said something about wanting to send astronauts to Mars, and got upset that Michael Moore copied the name of one of his books when he came up with the name "Fahrenheit 9/11" (a man with books titled "Something Wicked This Way Comes" and "I Sing The Body Electric" getting angry at somebody evoking a title from a work by another writer...).

Brandon Sanderson seems alright. He's Mormon but is more open-minded than a lot of religious folks, though he's very awkward when writing anything even remotely sexual (I guess that's better than being a One-Handed Writer that describes what every body part is doing and how it smells doing it though)

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

AFewBricksShy posted:

Hell or High Water The Proposition is pretty much my favorite western, modern or classic.
The Aussies outdid us fair n square.

Surprised nobody's mentioned it yet

Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


I'm not composing a serious, detailed list because then I would end up like that One Angry Gamer guy and his "Traitors of America" list.

Sanderson is fine but you could omit the first 400 pages of his biggest books and miss nothing.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Hatari! owns.

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Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy
Red Sun is a wildly problematic western, but it stars toshiro mifune and charles bronson, so it's kind of worth it if you can tolerate wild racism and sexism.

Robert Jordan-no idea what his politics were, but those books are super thirsty. Amazon is terrible and everything, but I might break down for a prime subscription to watch the show. Was the first fantasy series I read that wasn't for kids, lord of the rings, or based on magic or d&d.

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