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Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Comrade Blyatlov posted:

Yeah, I remember hearing that. Or being German, but he's not capitalizing the right words for that

If he’s really bad at thumb typing and deleting stuff a lot or inserting some periods accidentally he may be getting autocapitalization errors that he isn’t going back and fixing before he smashes POAST.

But it’s probably him being cheese brained.

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Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

"Tennessee Patriot" waves a flag for traitors. I don't think he understands what the word "patriot" means.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Fister Roboto posted:

LEGENDARY

FABLED

HALLOWED

jfc it's just some lovely barracks surrounded by fence

Oh man rename the bases Barracks Obama

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Milo and POTUS posted:

Oh man rename the bases Barracks Obama

The “black mold” jokes will be unbearable but that’s otherwise solid.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Midjack posted:

The “black mold” jokes will be unbearable but that’s otherwise solid.

No, solid is my idea for the Leonidas Polk artillery range

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Milo and POTUS posted:

No, solid is my idea for the Leonidas Polk artillery range

Call it the Dien Bien Phu artillery range

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Joint Base Harold Hering

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

Hot Karl Marx posted:

Yeah great job winning in Vietnam, Iraq, Afghanistan etc etc

Vietnam, Iraq, and Afghanistan were victories...for private industry quarterly profits.

And with regards to the flags, something tells me you're going to be seeing these more often, so learn to recognize them:

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!



my dumb rear end looking at this all day: "the flag of caramel M&Ms? because people in the south are fat? :confused:"

Terrifying Effigies
Oct 22, 2008

Problems look mighty small from 150 miles up.

Maybe he'll change his mind now:

https://twitter.com/TaskandPurpose/status/1270846498432000000

Wrong Theory
Aug 27, 2005

Satellite from days of old, lead me to your access code

BIG HEADLINE posted:

Vietnam, Iraq, and Afghanistan were victories...for private industry quarterly profits.

And with regards to the flags, something tells me you're going to be seeing these more often, so learn to recognize them:



Hardee's Corps reporting for duty! o7 Carls Jr's Corps in the south though

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Biden should complete the talks next year and name it Fort Obama

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/natemcdermott/status/1270834455008198660

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
It's truly amazing how bad he is

LongDarkNight
Oct 25, 2010

It's like watching the collapse of Western civilization in fast forward.
Oven Wrangler
Lots of politicians change their positions and go whichever way the wind blows. You gotta hand it to Biden! He never waivers from his dog poo poo views.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


https://twitter.com/DuffelBlog/status/1270815141072781312?s=19

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Woooooooof.

https://twitter.com/anniekarni/status/1270818576849567745

The timing alone is bad (Juneteenth), but holy gently caress that place is going to explode in COVID cases.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


facialimpediment posted:

Woooooooof.

https://twitter.com/anniekarni/status/1270818576849567745

The timing alone is bad (Juneteenth), but holy gently caress that place is going to explode in COVID cases.

Dang my 77 yr old mom will probably go to that

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

facialimpediment posted:

Woooooooof.

https://twitter.com/anniekarni/status/1270818576849567745

The timing alone is bad (Juneteenth), but holy gently caress that place is going to explode in COVID cases.

Inshallah.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



facialimpediment posted:

Woooooooof.

https://twitter.com/anniekarni/status/1270818576849567745

The timing alone is bad (Juneteenth), but holy gently caress that place is going to explode in COVID cases.


bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

facialimpediment posted:

Woooooooof.

https://twitter.com/anniekarni/status/1270818576849567745

The timing alone is bad (Juneteenth), but holy gently caress that place is going to explode in COVID cases.

Weird that the GOP would go along with the plan to reduce its own voting base but whatever, step in the right direction.

*Holds ear piece for a few seconds*

Say what now? Because of his ego? Nothing else, just one dumpy fat gently caress's need to get stroked off in public? Yeah sure whatever it's 2020. Makes as much sense as anything else.

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Be prepared
Fun Shoe

facialimpediment posted:

Woooooooof.

https://twitter.com/anniekarni/status/1270818576849567745

The timing alone is bad (Juneteenth), but holy gently caress that place is going to explode in COVID cases.

Lmao

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MonkeyWash
Jan 14, 2005
Donkey Rinse



facialimpediment posted:

Woooooooof.

https://twitter.com/anniekarni/status/1270818576849567745

The timing alone is bad (Juneteenth), but holy gently caress that place is going to explode in COVID cases.

After the Tulsa Police Chief's racist remarks today, I am not surprised

https://www.publicradiotulsa.org/post/tpd-major-police-shoot-black-americans-less-we-probably-ought

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Hope it's a dry run for the RNC moving there

Fun fact: The only time SC hosted a presidential nominating convention, Charleston 1860, it went 57 rounds of balloting without declaring a nominee before the party gave up and tried again in Baltimore.

Steven A. Douglas had >50% of the vote on every ballot but rules at the time mandated two-thirds.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Major, not Chief.
But a known POS since at least the mid 2000s.
A prolific, self aggrandizing racist shitbag.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Waited a little bit for confirmation on this picture.

https://twitter.com/NicoleSganga/status/1270865602975019016

You can see why I waited for confirmation on that picture.

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

That's not obvious AT ALL.

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Ba-dam ba-DUMMMMMM

Tag urselves, I’m the one black dude strategically positioned right in front of a sea of white people not wearing masks or doing social distancing.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



pantslesswithwolves posted:

Tag urselves, I’m the one black dude strategically positioned right in front of a sea of white people not wearing masks or doing social distancing.

I'm the enemy spies in blue dresses.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





pantslesswithwolves posted:

Tag urselves, I’m the one black dude strategically positioned right in front of a sea of white people not wearing masks or doing social distancing.

I'm the woman on the right looking really unhappy to be there

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/mviser/status/1270874832071200772

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

pantslesswithwolves posted:

Tag urselves, I’m the one black dude strategically positioned right in front of a sea of white people not wearing masks or doing social distancing.

I'm the group with more tokens than an arcade and more 'rona than a downtown liquor store. (Edit: not sure why, but Pence deleted the picture)

PS: WHERE WE GO ONE, WE GO ALL

https://twitter.com/samstein/status/1270885250101624832

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Putting the insane in insanely normal country

Defenestrategy
Oct 24, 2010


*looks at tweet* Where the gently caress is Georgia 14?

Oh, Dalton/Calhoon/Rome. Not a big surprise.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
ordered in some carnitas ramen for dinner tonight

wonderful stuff

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Vincent Van Goatse posted:

ordered in some carnitas ramen for dinner tonight

wonderful stuff

No pictures, 0/10 for trip report

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Found out why Pence deleted the picture.

https://twitter.com/DWUhlfelderLaw/status/1270883703586263040

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 02:36 on Jun 11, 2020

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

facialimpediment posted:

Waited a little bit for confirmation on this picture.

https://twitter.com/NicoleSganga/status/1270865602975019016

You can see why I waited for confirmation on that picture.

Already gone. What was it?

-edit- Nevermind I see the follow up tweets with screenshots.

Hekk fucked around with this message at 02:28 on Jun 11, 2020

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
So where would be a good place to expat to? Also cheap? I'm guessing parts of Central or South America? I know drat well I can't afford somewhere dumb and fun like Australia, or sheep centric like NZ. Is it possible to drive to Chile from Colorado? Argentina? One of those places you could buy a patch of land for a pittance and live in a mud hut while staying drunk/stoned until the end rolls around?

Really need to take a good look at Canada-land, maybe marry one of their late 30s desperate heffers so I can let my belly go again.

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Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

So where would be a good place to expat to? Also cheap? I'm guessing parts of Central or South America? I know drat well I can't afford somewhere dumb and fun like Australia, or sheep centric like NZ. Is it possible to drive to Chile from Colorado? Argentina? One of those places you could buy a patch of land for a pittance and live in a mud hut while staying drunk/stoned until the end rolls around?

Really need to take a good look at Canada-land, maybe marry one of their late 30s desperate heffers so I can let my belly go again.

Thailand, Vietnam, Philippines, and Malaysia are all cheap and pretty cool spots to hang out. Just don't be one of the pervy sex tourist looking dudes with an Asian women fetish walking around with a girl 30 years younger than you.

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