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Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe

Das Boo posted:

So you know how sometimes you misunderstand something, but your misunderstanding was better than what the thing actually was? Last night I was scrolling this thread without glasses and thought in this panel-



- she had morning star tits.

That said, ORIGINAL CHARACTER, DO NOT STEAL.



It was all worth it, just for this post.

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Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy

Das Boo posted:

So you know how sometimes you misunderstand something, but your misunderstanding was better than what the thing actually was? Last night I was scrolling this thread without glasses and thought in this panel-



- she had morning star tits.

That said, ORIGINAL CHARACTER, DO NOT STEAL.



absolutely amazing. I can totally see it, too.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
I really do get the impression the one person behind OC-do-not-steal Princess was probably the only one who had an actual long term plan, the rest of the comic reeks of making things up as you go along, which inevitably ends with 'pfff... aliens' when you want to have a plot twist you've been hinting but only thought of what it actually is at the last minute.

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


Flannelette
Jan 17, 2010


So there's really no more? I will never know what happens to the aliens and heart stealing guy?

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Flannelette posted:

So there's really no more? I will never know what happens to the aliens and heart stealing guy?

Given the artistic talent on display you could make the sequel of your dreams

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Das Boo posted:

- she had morning star tits.

That said, ORIGINAL CHARACTER, DO NOT STEAL.



I don't read manga but I would definitely buy a copy of this titillating but ironic-parody-giving-me-plausible-deniability comic

no pubes yet sorry
Sep 11, 2003

Weird. Last night I was showing my wife clips from Xuxa, a (hot model's) Brazilian children's show that somehow got a couple English episodes made.

It is loving wild, absolute chaos. Unintelligible English, bad Double Dare, hot Brazilian backup dancers in booty shorts with thigh high boots etc:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpeYoKCSVck

I thought it was a straight fever dream for years but I was hanging with this Brazilian dude and he was playing music that instantly reminded me of that single episode of Xuxa. Guy said "oh hell yeah, xuxa is a massive star in Brazil and we all grew up lusting after her and her dancers"

The point of the story is the Brazilian (maybe just portuguese?) version at one point had a crudely drawn, vaguely suggestive cartoon intro that is very similar to the megaman art:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3jhHjjYuVk

Apparently Xuxa is/was a pretty good person and was committed to teaching kids about diversity, exposure to a bunch of languages, inclusivity etc so it totally makes sense why the show didn't work in the US.

Anyway Brazil is cool as hell and they have some wack as gently caress artists. hope you enjoyed my stream of consciousness and you learned something today about international superstar Xuxa.

]

no pubes yet sorry fucked around with this message at 14:33 on Jun 11, 2020

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

Flannelette posted:

So there's really no more? I will never know what happens to the aliens and heart stealing guy?

PANEL 1:

The aliens (one of which has prominent breasts) are standing in front of our heroes.

ALIEN LEADER: Roll, it turns out you are the key to all of this!

PANEL 2:

Close-up on Roll's face (but make sure to include cleavage)

ROLL: I don't understand!

MEGAMAN: I don't either!

PANEL 3:

Protoman fires a huge laser at the aliens

PROTOMAN: None of this makes sense! Away with you!

SFX: ZZZAAAAPPP!

PANEL 4:

The aliens are now 100 feet tall and flying

ALIENS: All will be explained! Eventually! We will meet again!

ROLL: Who are these guys?


Just repeat this for like 6 issues and you're golden.

Twitch
Apr 15, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Some of the facial expressions in the last couple issues gave me serious Diesel vibes.

If anyone here likes manga and doesn't know about Diesel, you're in for a treat.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Picturing the alien as Paul with three tits

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



A Fancy Hat posted:

PANEL 1:

The aliens (one of which has prominent breasts) are standing in front of our heroes.

ALIEN LEADER: Roll, it turns out you are the key to all of this!

PANEL 2:

Close-up on Roll's face (but make sure to include cleavage)

ROLL: I don't understand!

MEGAMAN: I don't either!

PANEL 3:

Protoman fires a huge laser at the aliens

PROTOMAN: None of this makes sense! Away with you!

SFX: ZZZAAAAPPP!

PANEL 4:

The aliens are now 100 feet tall and flying

ALIENS: All will be explained! Eventually! We will meet again!

ROLL: Who are these guys?


Just repeat this for like 6 issues and you're golden.

ROLL: Why have you betrayed us???

ROBOT GUY #4: No!! Let me explain!!!

ROLL: No I will not listen for some reason!! I can't believe you betrayed us!!!

ROBOT GUY #7: I don't understand!!

RAJADÃO!

Repeat ad infinitum

no pubes yet sorry posted:

Weird. Last night I was showing my wife clips from Xuxa, a (hot model's) Brazilian children's show that somehow got a couple English episodes made.

She apparently got her start in 'erotic' or otherwise semi-pornographic movies before moving on to become a hugely famous children's tv show host. I can think of few things more Brazilian than that.

Phlegmish fucked around with this message at 14:55 on Jun 11, 2020

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

Das Boo posted:

That said, ORIGINAL CHARACTER, DO NOT STEAL.



Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!



ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


:five:

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
What you say??

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Thanks for the kind words, Goons! But also


I love you more than words.

e: Dibs on the next page! Might take me a couple of days, but I have an idea!

Das Boo fucked around with this message at 06:44 on Jun 12, 2020

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



I demand MORE of this insane comic and also I still haven’t gotten past the Canga Man chapter, I’ve been spending the last 3 days trying to buy a new laptop instead

punk rebel ecks posted:

When's the anime adaptation?

THIS MUST HAPPEN

SOMEONE GET JASON DEMARCO ON THE HORN

WE GONNA GET TOONAMI/ADULT SWIM TO BANKROLL THIS poo poo

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



*late night cartoon commercial voiceover guy voice*

“From the studio that brought you Space Dandy...”

“... and the writers that brought you Xavier: Renegade Angel and Aqua Teen Hunger Force...”

“... comes......... whatever the gently caress this is idunno did i get paid yet? wheres my phone i gotta make a call”

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Maybe get some of the Pop Team Epic crew in on it too.


This feels like one of those things where the more cooks there are ruining it, the better. Just complete, total, logically derelict chaos from the ever-rotting, drug-infested minds of whatever homeless vagrant madmen you could find roaming the streets that day.

I. M. Gei fucked around with this message at 07:47 on Jun 12, 2020

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Space Dandy actually comes to mind as fitting given how it didn't even try to make sense. Mind you it did outright say every episode takes place in an alternate universe, with the connecting theme being the protagonist shares his consciousness across almost every version of himself.

Also it's got kickass music and insane visual design.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Ghost Leviathan posted:

Space Dandy actually comes to mind as fitting given how it didn't even try to make sense. Mind you it did outright say every episode takes place in an alternate universe, with the connecting theme being the protagonist shares his consciousness across almost every version of himself.

Also it's got kickass music and insane visual design.

Plus every episode was animated by a different team.

JUST LIKE THIS COMIC :allears:

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


Ghost Leviathan posted:

Space Dandy actually comes to mind as fitting given how it didn't even try to make sense. Mind you it did outright say every episode takes place in an alternate universe, with the connecting theme being the protagonist shares his consciousness across almost every version of himself.

Also it's got kickass music and insane visual design.

I just watched that show a few weeks ago. The episodes that were less horny were usually better imo

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

I just watched that show a few weeks ago. The episodes that were less horny were usually better imo

I getcha, anime horny is pretty dull once it gets one joke out of the way.

I liked the one where they danced until the universe collapsed, and then danced some more.

Twitch
Apr 15, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Ghost Leviathan posted:

I getcha, anime horny is pretty dull once it gets one joke out of the way.

I liked the one where they danced until the universe collapsed, and then danced some more.

I liked the episode where they get trapped in a time loop, and ask Yahoo! Answers for a solution.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




MEGAMAN: I don't understand?? I also want to bone Roll, my sister (?), but I do it without betraying you!!!

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Das Boo posted:

Thanks for the kind words, Goons! But also


I love you more than words.

e: Dibs on the next page! Might take me a couple of days, but I have an idea!

Once again I volunteer for the unenviable position following DB.

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass


:cheers:

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Lmao grays and an Aztec priest?

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

“Lmao _______ and _________” pretty much sums up this comic.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
There's a very 90s anime thing where every male is a horny pervert, especially for blood relatives, and every female is near-naked at every opportunity, but nobody ever actually has any sex.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Those tropes are partly why I never really got into anime, even though I'm aware they're only found in specific types of anime. I am the last one to go all 'performative SJW' or whatever on the subject of casual entertainment, but the constant sexual harassment and assault is hosed up. I don't necessarily think it's ~deeply problematic~ but I personally don't like it and it makes me less likely to watch the show in question.

Much like 1950's Western cartoons, they 'compensate' for it by making sure the man never gets what he wants and is constantly rebuffed with physical violence. But that doesn't make it alright, in fact it's kind of hosed in a different but also classically patriarchal way (ha ha it's funny when men are severely injured).

In conclusion, anime is a land of contrasts

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

That's why you stick to the giant robot ones frienderino. Missile circuses never hurt anybody.


Ghost Leviathan posted:

There's a very 90s anime thing where every male is a horny pervert, especially for blood relatives, and every female is near-naked at every opportunity, but nobody ever actually has any sex.

I think it's vitally important that while everyone is indeed horn doggin' as hard as possible no one has actually had sex or potentially even knows what it is; just Johnny Bravo-ing all over the place. They are robots after all. Much like the Resident Evil series, this is a sexless universe.

Warbird fucked around with this message at 17:39 on Jun 12, 2020

Lurking Haro
Oct 27, 2009

Ghost Leviathan posted:

There's a very 90s anime thing where every male is a horny pervert, especially for blood relatives, and every female is near-naked at every opportunity, but nobody ever actually has any sex.

Are you sure incestious undertones aren't from translators misunderstanding every young girl or boy being an onee-san or onii-san or localizations trying to drown any hints at a relationship by making them siblings and turning it extra kinky instead?

Horny old men are a constant, sadly :(

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Warbird posted:

That's why you stick to the giant robot ones frienderino. Missile circuses never hurt anybody.


I think it's vitally important that while everyone is indeed horn doggin' as hard as possible no one has actually had sex or potentially even knows what it is; just Johnny Bravo-ing all over the place. They are robots after all. Much like the Resident Evil series, this is a sexless universe.

Johnny Bravo is implied to canonically be not a virgin though. I mean, the dude actually actively hits on women and just moves on when rejected, exactly the Boomhauer technique that eventually statistically works, especially if you're built and good looking even if your social graces are nonexistent. Also even if so he definitely lost his virginity to Panty.


Lurking Haro posted:

Are you sure incestious undertones aren't from translators misunderstanding every young girl or boy being an onee-san or onii-san or localizations trying to drown any hints at a relationship by making them siblings and turning it extra kinky instead?

Horny old men are a constant, sadly :(

I think more blatant incest themes are a more recent thing I'm conflating for the sake of the joke, but still.

Like there's literally an entire genre with subgenres about a thoroughly mediocre anime guy inexplicably having a 'harem' of attractive women who seem desperate for his dick for no adequately explained reason (or a variety of incredibly contrived reasons) while he somehow fails to get laid with any of them. And the 90s was probably the peak of its popularity.

Lurking Haro
Oct 27, 2009

I'm seeing people queing up for drawing pages. Please don't forget non-sequitures.

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Johnny Bravo is implied to canonically be not a virgin though. I mean, the dude actually actively hits on women and just moves on when rejected, exactly the Boomhauer technique that eventually statistically works, especially if you're built and good looking even if your social graces are nonexistent. Also even if so he definitely lost his virginity to Panty.


I think more blatant incest themes are a more recent thing I'm conflating for the sake of the joke, but still.

Like there's literally an entire genre with subgenres about a thoroughly mediocre anime guy inexplicably having a 'harem' of attractive women who seem desperate for his dick for no adequately explained reason (or a variety of incredibly contrived reasons) while he somehow fails to get laid with any of them. And the 90s was probably the peak of its popularity.

The typical harem series of a guy being chased by a lot of girls got popular by the late 90s, probably thanks to datings sims and guys not being able to settle for one girl.
The New Adventures of Mega Man© leans into general 90s hornyness and Pereira setting the tone. This was going on since issue one.

Plant MONSTER.
Mar 16, 2018



I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop
Oh, I can do non-sequiturs for sure.

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

Go for it! I enjoyed the stuff you already shared.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Do Robots poop?

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Johnny Aztec posted:

Do Robots poop?

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