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Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

3D Megadoodoo posted:

No I mean what's in the box?

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Cold on a Cob posted:

you could eat a big ol bag of MEGAPUSSI with your mac and cheese i guess

Uhh that's over 1800 kcal alone.

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Uhh that's over 1800 kcal alone.

ok you can have a little MEGAPUSSI then

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
save some MEGAPUSSI for tomorrow, just put a clip on it so it doesn't go stale

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Cold on a Cob posted:

ok you can have a little MEGAPUSSI then

yeah just a couple dozen KILOPUSSI

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

The normal size potato chip bag is what used to be giant size when I was a kid :corsair:

sports
Sep 1, 2012
ah yeah my favorite finnish meal of reindeer skin and koskenkorva

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Trig Discipline posted:

i was teaching a course in spain a couple of years ago and one morning i got up and just poo poo out a whole bunch of blood

worst sunday school ever

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
pulla is really good too

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
oh and fried muikku with garlic sauce, loving delicious

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Cold on a Cob posted:

save some MEGAPUSSI for tomorrow, just put a clip on it so it doesn't go stale
naw, naw. twist and tuck krew for life

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


spent the last 3 or 4 days with pretty terrible abdominal pain and let out a colossal fart this morning. feeling much better. a+ would recommend

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Trig Discipline posted:

i was teaching a course in spain a couple of years ago and one morning i got up and just poo poo out a whole bunch of blood

the lady who was running the course had to take me to the hospital and act as interpreter for me "tiene sangre en el culo, mucho mucho sangre", which was super fun for both of us.

anyway that's how i got fingered by a spaniard. turns out it was just a 'rhoid that popped like a balloon. apparently you shouldn't worry too much if the blood coming out of your rear end is fresh and red because that's coming from right near your butthole, but should worry a lot if it's clotted because that means it's way up in the works somewhere and probably much more dangerous

nobody expects the spanish buttfingering

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

PIZZA.BAT posted:

let out a colossal fart this morning.

...but enough about your posting.

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

nobody expects the spanish buttfingering
i didn’t know echopenis was spanish

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

nobody expects the spanish buttfingering

oh look who's never been to ibiza

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Trig Discipline posted:

anyway that's how i got fingered by a spaniard. turns out it was just a 'rhoid that popped like a balloon. apparently you shouldn't worry too much if the blood coming out of your rear end is fresh and red because that's coming from right near your butthole, but should worry a lot if it's clotted because that means it's way up in the works somewhere and probably much more dangerous

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer
lol

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



a bit of red from the butt is a right of passage into caring about your diet and being old enough to need to. gotta get that water and those fibers

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

nobody expects the spanish internist

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Uptime Sinclair posted:

i didn’t know echopenis was spanish

lol

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

A computre was sucking a goon's dick. Suddenly it pauses and says "man, that's a huge dickhole. Man, that's a huge dickhole."
The goon is a bit miffed and replies "yeah yeah I know I have a really big dickhole but you didn't have to say it twice!"
And the computre says: "But I didn't. But I didn't."

psiox
Oct 15, 2001

Babylon 5 Street Team
it's so awkward how predator opens with that joke (and a few other not-great ones)

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Uptime Sinclair posted:

i didn’t know echopenis was spanish

if this is my only legacy I will die happy

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


lol

matti
Mar 31, 2019

yeah i'm starting to have problems with my dick uhhh

e: NOT IRONIC

matti fucked around with this message at 23:08 on Jun 12, 2020

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer
i've had problems with your dick for years

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

matti posted:

yeah i'm starting to have problems with my dick uhhh

e: NOT IRONIC

:sever:

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
dedagible benis :DDDDDD

matti
Mar 31, 2019

i was going to post about ordering darknet viagra but its definitely against the spirit of this topic

i apologize (still young)

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

matti posted:

i was going to post about ordering darknet viagra but its definitely against the spirit of this topic

i apologize (still young)

I think the cocaine cum weed guy who often parks his caravan by the park also dabbles in viagra.

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

matti posted:

(still young)

um wtf

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
drink more water

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

CERTIFIED PRE OWNED TESLA OWNER

matti posted:

(still young)
avid cyclist?

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004




uh

eschaton
Mar 7, 2007

Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?
Coke is stored in the balls?!

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


If your dick stops working go see your doctor, you probably have a heart problem.

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

If your dick stops working go see your doctor, you probably have a heart problem.

cutting sodium intake and adding 2-4 glasses of water and a 20 min walk arorund the block daily cures 90% of these cases. the average american is an overbaked potato on the couch 2 steps from death

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
when i stopped drinking a liter of mountain dew a day and switched to lacroix fizzy water i almost instantly became FULLY FUNCTIONAL again. Take care of yourself and your dick will work correctly

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Jonny 290 posted:

cutting sodium intake and adding 2-4 glasses of water and a 20 min walk arorund the block daily cures 90% of these cases. the average american is an overbaked potato on the couch 2 steps from death

I'm gonna be honest with you, I can just about get my dick to drink 4 glasses of water but walking? 2 minutes at most.

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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

3D Megadoodoo posted:

I'm gonna be honest with you, I can just about get my dick to drink 4 glasses of water but walking? 2 minutes at most.

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