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A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

Well, I'm going back to the rollercoaster factory, this is getting a little TOO CA-RAZY!

(for context, this character owns a rollercoaster factory)

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WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.
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Yvershek
Nov 15, 2000

and there are no
diamonds in the
mine
That's why they call me slappy!

Hedrigall
Mar 27, 2008

by vyelkin
Honey you said dinner would be ready.... four score and seven years ago!

*audience erupts in laughter and cheers*

(Sitcom is about the home life of Abraham Lincoln)

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
"Here I go, rapin' again."

Warden Freedomburger: CRUMPTON! :argh:

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
well carry put that in your bucket and carry it uphill

Slumpy
Jun 10, 2008
Reminds me of Da Nang

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Now that don't butter my bread...at ALL

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
Honey, WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE are my balls???

*canned laughter*

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970
Probation
Can't post for 21 hours!
Well slap my rear end and call me Kevin!!!

funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

Funky Bottoms is a land man
That twists my Goku knickers!

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
It’s a-me, Guido!

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:

What the gently caress did you just loving say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the gently caress out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my loving words. You think you can get away with saying that poo poo to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're loving dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable rear end off the face of the continent, you little poo poo. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your loving tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will poo poo fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're loving dead, kiddo.

:lol: "gorilla" warfare. Ya big ape!

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

To contribute: "So's my dick!"

Yvershek
Nov 15, 2000

and there are no
diamonds in the
mine
Not tonight, Susan.

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!
:preacher:

a guy just goes around and upper cuts nazis all day after saying his catchphrase.

the season finale a big rear end nazi knocks him out then s2 he wake up upper cuts the nazi into the next stage then suplexes down 3 stages.

also the main guy is filmed in vr and you can choose which skin tone his hands are.

snergle fucked around with this message at 17:40 on Jun 16, 2020

DeathCrabForCutie
Jul 14, 2019
oh fuc-
gently caress my wife, please!

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I am looking for SEX!

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

once per episode one of the main characters breaks the fourth wall by turning and stating "...thinkin' about 'em."

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

"...that's BattleTech!"

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
"if anybody needs me, i'll be changing my diaper"

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
Smells like a good time!

wyoak
Feb 14, 2005

a glass case of emotion

Fallen Rib
my knife!

he's a knockoff borat chef

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
How’s about a baloney pony, eh wiseguy?!

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

the main character is British and uses the C word conversationally but is never heard as it flash-cuts to a commercial break or the credits whenever they say it

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant
I heard about it... ON-LIIIIIIIINE

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax
Bazerngore!

funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

Funky Bottoms is a land man
What Would Jeffrey Dahmer Do?

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
If it's good enough for Josef Fritzel, it's good enough for me!

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious
Another day another donut, eh fellas?

(Said every episode the dad cop shot a suspect)

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
Boozoonga!!!

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

Sunswipe posted:

If it's good enough for Josef Fritzel, it's good enough for me!

I would watch The Fritzls

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
You won’t find THAT in Borneo!

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
get hosed!

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

It's an otherwise relatively serious adult drama but every 5-10 minutes someone gets drilled in the crotch with something and exclaims "Aaaaah! Right in the DICK!"

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
You’re hired!

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
Dear Richard...

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

you've ruined my life, somethingawful dot com

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
Well, I really creamed THAT cornhole...

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Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
gonna git'cha!

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