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Well, I'm going back to the rollercoaster factory, this is getting a little TOO CA-RAZY! (for context, this character owns a rollercoaster factory)
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 14:20 |
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# ? Apr 27, 2024 19:45 |
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downLOAD
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 14:22 |
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That's why they call me slappy!
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 14:22 |
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Honey you said dinner would be ready.... four score and seven years ago! *audience erupts in laughter and cheers* (Sitcom is about the home life of Abraham Lincoln)
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 14:34 |
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"Here I go, rapin' again." Warden Freedomburger: CRUMPTON!
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 14:54 |
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well carry put that in your bucket and carry it uphill
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 14:59 |
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Reminds me of Da Nang
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 15:09 |
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Now that don't butter my bread...at ALL
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 15:27 |
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Honey, WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE are my balls??? *canned laughter*
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 15:55 |
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Well slap my rear end and call me Kevin!!!
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 15:56 |
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That twists my Goku knickers!
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 16:52 |
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It’s a-me, Guido!
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 16:59 |
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SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:What the gently caress did you just loving say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the gently caress out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my loving words. You think you can get away with saying that poo poo to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're loving dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable rear end off the face of the continent, you little poo poo. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your loving tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will poo poo fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're loving dead, kiddo. "gorilla" warfare. Ya big ape!
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 17:02 |
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To contribute: "So's my dick!"
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 17:05 |
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Not tonight, Susan.
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 17:14 |
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a guy just goes around and upper cuts nazis all day after saying his catchphrase. the season finale a big rear end nazi knocks him out then s2 he wake up upper cuts the nazi into the next stage then suplexes down 3 stages. also the main guy is filmed in vr and you can choose which skin tone his hands are. snergle fucked around with this message at 17:40 on Jun 16, 2020 |
# ? Jun 16, 2020 17:17 |
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gently caress my wife, please!
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 17:51 |
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I am looking for SEX!
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 17:53 |
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once per episode one of the main characters breaks the fourth wall by turning and stating "...thinkin' about 'em."
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 17:57 |
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"...that's BattleTech!"
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 18:00 |
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"if anybody needs me, i'll be changing my diaper"
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 18:01 |
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Smells like a good time!
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 18:06 |
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my knife! he's a knockoff borat chef
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 18:09 |
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How’s about a baloney pony, eh wiseguy?!
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 18:10 |
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the main character is British and uses the C word conversationally but is never heard as it flash-cuts to a commercial break or the credits whenever they say it
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 18:12 |
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I heard about it... ON-LIIIIIIIINE
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 18:39 |
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Bazerngore!
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 19:08 |
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What Would Jeffrey Dahmer Do?
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 19:10 |
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If it's good enough for Josef Fritzel, it's good enough for me!
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 19:14 |
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Another day another donut, eh fellas? (Said every episode the dad cop shot a suspect)
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 19:19 |
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Boozoonga!!!
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 19:26 |
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Sunswipe posted:If it's good enough for Josef Fritzel, it's good enough for me! I would watch The Fritzls
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 19:37 |
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You won’t find THAT in Borneo!
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 19:45 |
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get hosed!
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 19:55 |
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It's an otherwise relatively serious adult drama but every 5-10 minutes someone gets drilled in the crotch with something and exclaims "Aaaaah! Right in the DICK!"
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 20:00 |
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You’re hired!
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 20:01 |
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Dear Richard...
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 20:01 |
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you've ruined my life, somethingawful dot com
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 20:06 |
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Well, I really creamed THAT cornhole...
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 20:28 |
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# ? Apr 27, 2024 19:45 |
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gonna git'cha!
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 20:39 |