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Franchescanado
Feb 23, 2013

If it wasn't for disappointment
I wouldn't have any appointment

Grimey Drawer
To help re-affirm your belief in your fellow man, Cinema Discusso presents



A good curation of bad taste.



:siren:Link to CineD Z-Fest:siren:

:siren:(Here is the GitHub link to tap into the Z-Fest stream on CyTube):siren:

:siren:CineD Z-FEST DISCORD:siren: - This is the chat room for talking with your fellow schlock-loving goons. (Please keep Z-Fest chat to the Z-Fest channel)


The Sinister Schedule:

Starting at 6PM (EST)Saturday, June 20th and concluding at 6PM (EST) Sunday, June 21st, we will be streaming a marathon of specially curated B-movies, for free, for all of CineD and the rest of SomethingAwful.


The Fiendish Facts!

:pirate: The marathon will be 24 hours long. It is free to participate.

:ghost: The selection will be a mix of forgotten films, fan favorites, hidden gems, and ridiculous attempts at cinema. The selection will be revealed a few days before the marathon so people can plan out their schedule.

:drac: A link to the stream and the chat will be posted in this thread two days before the marathon begins. So viewers can work out the technical bugs.



The Fiendish FAQs!

:zombie: Can I suggest a film?
Yes! Absolutely. Please send film suggestions to me in a direct message on SomethingAwful or on Discord. Please send me the movie title, a link to the film (Letterboxd, IMDb, Wikipedia), and the reason why you think it'd be great for the marathon.

Guidelines:
-The film cannot be released past 1999.
-There isn't a rule against content advisory, but in favor of pleasing a wider audience, we don't want to get too exploitative, offensive or controversial.
-Variety is the spice of a great movie marathon. Think outside the box! It doesn't have to be exclusively a monster movie, or from the 50's creature feature. Think about kung-fu movies, 80's action, 70's disater films, romantic films with zero chemistry, etc.

:zombie: I have a great idea for the marathon that isn't a movie!

If you would like to contribute in any way, or have suggestions, please message me with your ideas!

That's it for now! Please bookmark this thread and keep an eye on it for updates, new information, and hopefully some delightful surprises.

In the meantime, feel free to post about your favorite B and Z movies in this thread. Conversation can be casual, as long as they stay chill and within CineD's rules and SomethingAwful's greater rules.

Franchescanado fucked around with this message at 00:58 on Jun 18, 2020

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Debbie Does Dagon
Jul 8, 2005



Hype! :dance:

Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

I'm in!

graham cracker
Mar 8, 2004

"There is no God! Right, Mama?"

"True."


Sounds like fun!

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


In France it's called Zed-fest.

caligulamprey
Jan 23, 2007

It never stops.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh shityeah! :dance:

Friends Are Evil
Oct 25, 2010

cats cats cats



In loving memory of POSSESSOR

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007
Real suggestion
Evidence

K. Waste
Feb 27, 2014

MORAL:
To the vector belong the spoils.
Can’t remember if I recommended it last time, but if you’re looking for short programming I highly recommend this college film by Tom Graeff, the writer/director/producer of Teenagers from Outer Space

https://youtu.be/nIFxTA6Z8Uw

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

Friends Are Evil posted:

In loving memory of POSSESSOR

POSSESSOR!

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
Play Creating Rem Lezar you cowards

Franchescanado
Feb 23, 2013

If it wasn't for disappointment
I wouldn't have any appointment

Grimey Drawer
We are now closed for Feature Length suggestions. The schedule is locked. Thank you to everyone who sent suggestions. If your film wasn't picked, please do not take it personally. CineD Z-Fest Part Deux's schedule was curated from a list made with last Z-Fest's suggestions and this iterations suggestions and if/when the next Z-Fest comes around, we will still be drawing from past suggestions. So thank you!

We are still accepting short film suggestions. If you have any shorts you think fit the Z-Fest aesthetic, please DM me your ideas on SA or Discord. "Shorts" can be short films, weird commercials, and music videos.

The test link should come up in the next few days, so please stay tuned.

Franchescanado
Feb 23, 2013

If it wasn't for disappointment
I wouldn't have any appointment

Grimey Drawer
A fun, friendly reminder: just because Z-Fest is a CineD based movie marathon doesn't mean it is exclusive to CineD Goons. If you have friends and family that would like to tune in and participate, they are welcome to join the discord during the marathon. They are still subject to CineD and SomethingAwful rules of conduct and can be banned for being assholes, but let's just assume you'd only invite cool people. If you frequent other subforums, let them know Z-Fest is a thing and that it's fun and (mostly) easy to tune in.

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.
What's the movie in the gif? I have definitely never seen it!

Franchescanado
Feb 23, 2013

If it wasn't for disappointment
I wouldn't have any appointment

Grimey Drawer

CPL593H posted:

What's the movie in the gif? I have definitely never seen it!

No idea. :shrug:

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007
Release the schedule cut!

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

MacheteZombie posted:

Release the schedule cut!

It's just Blacula on loop for 24 hours book ended by a clip of that guy saying "POSSESSOR!".

Franchescanado
Feb 23, 2013

If it wasn't for disappointment
I wouldn't have any appointment

Grimey Drawer

MacheteZombie posted:

Release the schedule cut!

We will release the schedule in a day or so.

I can say that we took great pains to find films that are more Z-Grade than the last batch. Some will be familiar to you, some (I hope) you have never heard of before. Going in blind is still advised.

Safety Factor
Oct 31, 2009




Grimey Drawer

CPL593H posted:

It's just Magic Lizard on loop for 24 hours

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

Jesus Christ.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

CW that poo poo

Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

CPL593H posted:

What's the movie in the gif? I have definitely never seen it!

I think it's Dracula

Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

Franchescanado posted:

We will release the schedule in a day or so.

*banging knife and fork on table*

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Power of Pecota posted:

*banging knife and fork on table*

I'm gonna counter and say don't release it until the day of the Z-Fest

Safety Factor
Oct 31, 2009




Grimey Drawer

Power of Pecota posted:

*banging knife and fork on table*
I already posted it.

Pragmatica
Apr 1, 2003
Excited for this!!!

Franchescanado
Feb 23, 2013

If it wasn't for disappointment
I wouldn't have any appointment

Grimey Drawer


The Stream Is Live

CyTube TamperMonkey script to install to get the stream to work

Troubleshooting

Franchescanado fucked around with this message at 13:14 on Jun 18, 2020

Franchescanado
Feb 23, 2013

If it wasn't for disappointment
I wouldn't have any appointment

Grimey Drawer
Schedule will be posted tonight!

Franchescanado
Feb 23, 2013

If it wasn't for disappointment
I wouldn't have any appointment

Grimey Drawer

Times are approximate

Special Thanks to Friends Are Evil for providing the amazing poster art!

Franchescanado fucked around with this message at 02:57 on Jun 19, 2020

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

The poster is amazing and so is the lineup.

I'm sad that The Harlem Globetrotters On Gilligan's Island didn't make it this time.

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
I see you have added Godzilla and Claw to the list to try and appease the fact that you have yet again failed to include Blood Freak



This will not be forgotten

Franchescanado
Feb 23, 2013

If it wasn't for disappointment
I wouldn't have any appointment

Grimey Drawer

Detective No. 27 posted:

The poster is amazing and so is the lineup.

I'm sad that The Harlem Globetrotters On Gilligan's Island didn't make it this time.

It's a great suggestion and will definitely make a future Z-Fest.

We really got a lot of great suggestions this go around that I can't wait to find and share. As long as we get people tuning in, we'll continue scheduling Z-Fests.

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004
Sick. I've only seen one of those and I love it. Very excited for this.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Gymkata owns, rip Kurt Thomas

Debbie Does Dagon
Jul 8, 2005



Burkion posted:

I see you have added Godzilla and Claw to the list to try and appease the fact that you have yet again failed to include Blood Freak



This will not be forgotten

I'm kind of glad, I'd rather not see graphic animal cruelty

Safety Factor
Oct 31, 2009




Grimey Drawer
:dogcited::dogcited::dogcited:



I think I'll be able to watch most of these this time. I'll have to duck out around Meteorman just because I have work the next morning and will have to go to sleep in my weird timezone.

This thing starts at 5am on my Sunday. :shepface:

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.
Oh man, I'm so happy you decided to kick this one off with loving Gymkata. I love that insane trainwreck.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
Holy poo poo Meteor Man. I must've watched that movie a hundred times as a kid.

Franchescanado
Feb 23, 2013

If it wasn't for disappointment
I wouldn't have any appointment

Grimey Drawer

Basebf555 posted:

Holy poo poo Meteor Man. I must've watched that movie a hundred times as a kid.

That rules. It’s pretty new to me, completely off my radar growing up.

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Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


I can't wait for A Gnome Named Gnorm.

Or as it's known in France:

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