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IUG
Jul 14, 2007


I haven't seen the Burton Wonka film since it came out on DVD or whathaveyou. What got me about this review is how poorly lit that film was. For a movie about candy, the colors look like they were ran through the mud chocolate river first.

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hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




I have weird memories of it constantly playing on some TVs in a shop I used to spend a ton of time in. I don't think I worked there though.... it's starting to feel more like a nightmare than a memory.

Lister
Apr 23, 2004

IUG posted:

I haven't seen the Burton Wonka film since it came out on DVD or whathaveyou. What got me about this review is how poorly lit that film was. For a movie about candy, the colors look like they were ran through the mud chocolate river first.

Yeah, from the short clip of bts they showed in the re:view, Depp was a normal color and they desaturated him for no reason. One of many instances of that throughout the movie, I'm sure.

mallratcal
Sep 10, 2003


The shirt is ancient.

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Cowcaster
Aug 7, 2002



mallratcal posted:

The shirt is ancient.



quote:

ORIGINAL UPLOAD DATE: May 9, 2011

Half in the Bag Episode 7? What's so super about Super? And real life super hero (R.L.S.H) The Watchman stops by to chat with Jay and Mike.

Plucky Brit
Nov 7, 2009

Swing low, sweet chariot
I still enjoyed the scenes with Christopher Lee as the dentist father of Willy Wonka.

I guess Jay and Mike haven't read the Roald Dahl novel: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Ironically the Tim Burton film is much more faithful to the original source material, including some of the lyrics in the novel employed in the songs. Funnily enough, the changes in the original film were invariably for the better.

Eastbound Spider
Jan 2, 2011



the only thing mike reads is the label of the beer bottle just before he tries to smash them

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

360 kickflip to... Meteo?!

Eastbound Spider posted:

the only thing mike reads is the label of the beer bottle just before he tries to smash them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFj0tse5nZU

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Jay talked about going on a Roald Dahl kick in 5th grade. Mike couldnt be bothered to read a children's book that one of his favorite movies is based on as a part of his job.

Cowcaster
Aug 7, 2002



good

Plucky Brit
Nov 7, 2009

Swing low, sweet chariot
I also loved Jay's comparison between Apocalypse Now and Willy Wonka in that both had an animal slaughtered on screen.

piratepilates
Mar 28, 2004

So I will learn to live with it. Because I can live with it. I can live with it.



Quantum of Phallus posted:

SNL has always sucked

no no it was good when I was a kid!!!

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Somebody fixed the DC Cinematic Universe:

https://twitter.com/woodlandbuckle/status/1272698215167676419

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

Have they reviewed the Star Wars game show yet?

Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011

piratepilates posted:

no no it was good when I was a kid!!!

Mad TV used to be pretty good.

Ingmar terdman
Jul 24, 2006

Reality Protester posted:

Jay talked about going on a Roald Dahl kick in 5th grade. Mike couldnt be bothered to read a children's book that one of his favorite movies is based on as a part of his job.

How would that help fixing vcrs

Sankara
Jul 18, 2008


Funny, Willy Wonka is also one of my favourite movies I've seen so many times I know nearly every line. Admittedly it was one of the few VHS tapes I had growing up, but still, genuine enjoyment.

hard counter
Jan 2, 2015





i forget, did mike slam back stephen king's it for the hitb?

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/IndieWire/status/1272952309010649089

gently caress yeah!

The Kins
Oct 2, 2004

Ingmar terdman posted:

What is there to even film in an avatar movie it's just a cartoon

Get andy serkis to writhe around in a jumpsuit for a weekend and ADR in your celebs. The movie can basically be made over zoom lol
They've been going hardcore on motion/performance capture, IIRC, even when it'd probably be cheaper, easier and have better results to just friggin' manually keyframe bits. Motion capturing large groups of extras for an army! Motion capturing stuntmen doing wirework! Motion capturing actors swimming underwater with their massive head cameras!

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Delete this you monster.

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


Would (x4)

mallratcal
Sep 10, 2003


That's 100% how I think Rich's sister would look. Just Rich but with hair.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
that's an unphotoshopped pic of Rich's wife

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
God drat Jay

oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

:lol::lol::lol:

Plucky Brit posted:

I still enjoyed the scenes with Christopher Lee as the dentist father of Willy Wonka.

I guess Jay and Mike haven't read the Roald Dahl novel: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Ironically the Tim Burton film is much more faithful to the original source material, including some of the lyrics in the novel employed in the songs. Funnily enough, the changes in the original film were invariably for the better.

You have to adapt not translate. Books aren't scripts. I haven't read LotR, but pretty drat sure they cut hundreds of pages to even start writing a script. No doubt Harry Potter drop quite a bit of material to make something workable.

Yes, Kill, Yes, Yes.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Do josh next

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007


What in the seven hells!?

First of May
May 1, 2017
🎵 Bring your favorite lady, or at least your favorite lay! 🎵


drat, Susan.

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

Quantum of Phallus posted:

SNL has always sucked

SNL has always sucked except for the handful of cherry picked sketches that everybody remembers, and that period of time where you watched it with your parents when you were like 7-10.

No Mods No Masters
Oct 3, 2004


Finally, some content

Tiberius Christ
Mar 4, 2009


https://twitter.com/Harlack/status/1273088428939382785?s=20

luchajones
Jan 28, 2018

I have no beard, and I must scream
Rich is even going bald as a girl

Rinkles
Oct 24, 2010

What I'm getting at is...
Do you feel the same way?

oohhboy posted:

Yes, Kill, Yes, Yes.

ah so that's the discomfort women feel when they're judged and objectified as a matter of course

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Rich has got a sort of Amy Ryan thing going on.

Michael Scarn would approve.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Having seen Jack with hair, he wouldn't

Sankara
Jul 18, 2008


Why do these edits always give them the same hair?

Rinkles
Oct 24, 2010

What I'm getting at is...
Do you feel the same way?

Sankara posted:

Why do these edits always give them the same hair?

they're not edits, they're generated by ai. this algorithm apparently only applies this type of hair.

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hard counter
Jan 2, 2015






i dated a jack once

no hog tho :smith:

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