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EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Katie Hopkins is definitely a thing.

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mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

The moment I realized my mom was too far gone was when I showed her this tweet:



And she said without a hint of irony "But that's what it's like."

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012






:owned:

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I admit I have never asked or considered it before, but I was sort of under the impression that your cervix should stop your uterus filling with water from the bath..?

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
I’m just saying, if the human genitalia was capable of sucking up and storing liters of liquid on the reg, humanity would never have invented buckets.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

PLEASE CAN WE NOT TALK ABOUT KATIE HOPKINS' VAGINA

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

dee
doot doot dee
doot doot doot
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dee doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot


College Slice

OwlFancier posted:

I admit I have never asked or considered it before, but I was sort of under the impression that your cervix should stop your uterus filling with water from the bath..?

It does. Sometimes, especially for IUD users, something gets through and you end up with a nasty pelvic infection.

If she's doing Kegels in the bath to see how much filthy bath water she can suck up there, she's taking a gamble.

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

christmas boots posted:

I’m just saying, if the human genitalia was capable of sucking up and storing liters of liquid on the reg, humanity would never have invented buckets.

vaginas are upside down in their relationship to buckets

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Fatty Crabcakes posted:

Idiots on Social Media: NOT KATIE HOPKINS' VAGINA

StillFullyTerrible
Feb 16, 2020

you should have left Let's Play open for public view, Lowtax

Dienes posted:

It does. Sometimes, especially for IUD users, something gets through and you end up with a nasty pelvic infection.

If she's doing Kegels in the bath to see how much filthy bath water she can suck up there, she's taking a gamble.

Bath water is very much not sterile, but also you have to consider that only extremophile bacteria could survive inside katie hopkins

Karia
Mar 27, 2013

Self-portrait, Snake on a Plane
Oil painting, c. 1482-1484
Leonardo DaVinci (1452-1591)

StillFullyTerrible posted:

Bath water is very much not sterile, but also you have to consider that only extremophile bacteria could survive inside katie hopkins

Look, I would firmly support Katie Hopkins taking a bath in a hydrothermal vent, I think this would be a good thing for everyone involved. I'd just feel bad for the bacteria that have to be exposed to such a virulent racist.

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

nurmie posted:

I just have to ask, is this actually a common thing, or a thing at all?

Hard to say. The common wisdom is that water does not enter the vagina when submerged in baths, swimming, etc. but there are a few papers that found women who did experience vaginal entrapment of water after bathing. So is it a common thing that goes unreported because it's not a big deal, or an uncommon thing that goes unreported because it's rare? the exception to this is is you're putting anything up in you while submerged, then water will come, too.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
Pfffft my rear end can hold 3.5 liters :smuggo:

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

goblin week posted:

vaginas are upside down in their relationship to buckets

You just have to hold it shut

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

there wolf posted:

Hard to say. The common wisdom is that water does not enter the vagina when submerged in baths, swimming, etc. but there are a few papers that found women who did experience vaginal entrapment of water after bathing. So is it a common thing that goes unreported because it's not a big deal, or an uncommon thing that goes unreported because it's rare? the exception to this is is you're putting anything up in you while submerged, then water will come, too.

Water isn't the only thing that'd come. :v:

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010





I don't get it. Also this is a specific Target in my home town and that really weirds me out.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

Don't forget that our overall understanding of AFAB and intersex genitals and bits and bops is way behind typical AMAB boots and bonts.

The reason is sexism and the fact that doctors love loving up a baby's genitals for dumb cis parents who suck. The history of intersex "interventions" is an important reminder to never trust institutions, especially medical ones.

Woozie66
Sep 8, 2009

I'll wait for the next era
https://twitter.com/therealbradbabs/status/1273692099796439043?s=19

Bradley is not the idiot of course.

nurmie
Dec 8, 2019

christmas boots posted:

I’m just saying, if the human genitalia was capable of sucking up and storing liters of liquid on the reg, humanity would never have invented buckets.

I would think that butts are easier to use for the purposes of water bucketing, probably even less hygienic though


there wolf posted:

Hard to say. The common wisdom is that water does not enter the vagina when submerged in baths, swimming, etc. but there are a few papers that found women who did experience vaginal entrapment of water after bathing. So is it a common thing that goes unreported because it's not a big deal, or an uncommon thing that goes unreported because it's rare? the exception to this is is you're putting anything up in you while submerged, then water will come, too.

Yeah this seems reasonable! My understanding that it's no big deal, but the whole thing sounds much more weird/gross than it is when filtered through Katie Hopkins

Also, Katie Hopkins bath water

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Admiral Joeslop posted:

I don't get it. Also this is a specific Target in my home town and that really weirds me out.

You're not the only one, although I don't know the Target. I also don't get the Medieval Times.

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




Manuel Calavera posted:

I also don't get the Medieval Times.

Randy Pitchford left a USB stick full of porn at a Medieval Times not from Gearbox's headquarters.

StillFullyTerrible
Feb 16, 2020

you should have left Let's Play open for public view, Lowtax
porn and company documents

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

there wolf posted:

The cop looks like he's holding a ketch, one of those sticks with a loop on the end so you can collar an animal without getting near it. So hopefully they just guided it outside or took it to a wildlife rehab or something.
You don't expect them to shoot the opossum right there in the garage and damage the guy's drywall, do you?

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Kaiju Cage Match posted:

Randy Pitchford left a USB stick full of porn at a Medieval Times not from Gearbox's headquarters.

Ah, I was aware of the usb story (thanks to Jim Sterling) but I was unaware of this specific detail. What about the Target?

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Knormal posted:

You don't expect them to shoot the opossum right there in the garage and damage the guy's drywall, do you?

I kinda do.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

StillFullyTerrible posted:

porn and company documents

Whats the difference?

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

Manuel Calavera posted:

Ah, I was aware of the usb story (thanks to Jim Sterling) but I was unaware of this specific detail. What about the Target?

I just looked up some random parking lots :shrug:

It seemed like the most likely place for him to leave it.

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret

T-man posted:

Whats the difference?

One is fully of lovely jokes, unimaginative scenarios and problematic dialogue, the other one is porn.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

I wish white people would realize that when they're dunking on the south with statistics about teen pregnancy and poor education and poo poo, it's not the chuddy white folks that are reaping the fruits of the southern governments' lovely policies

StillFullyTerrible
Feb 16, 2020

you should have left Let's Play open for public view, Lowtax
it was actually stuff like payroll documents and other such stuff that it would be pretty bad if someone got their hands on it

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

I wish white people would realize that when they're dunking on the south with statistics about teen pregnancy and poor education and poo poo, it's not the chuddy white folks that are reaping the fruits of the southern governments' lovely policies

Like 80% of the issues of the south would be solved with a new, toothier, voting rights act.

killa-pope
May 21, 2008

there wolf posted:

It's fun to be reminded that for a lot of people, cops being the first call for literally everything, including stuff well outside their purview to deal with, isn't a bad thing that contributes to unnecessary harm and death. What the gently caress is a cop going to do about a black bear other than shoot it? They aren't animal control.

It’s worth considering that for some amount of those people, they’re not necessarily calling the cops - especially if it’s something outside the obvious purview of what police should handle. It’s just that 911 will only really dispatch the cops.

It makes a great come back to “Well who will you call if [absurd situation happens]?” in regards to defunding the police. The answer is still 911, just that they now can dispatch somebody with the skills to actually handle the situation - like animal control or mental health specialists.

For content:

killa-pope has a new favorite as of 21:56 on Jun 20, 2020

Lanky_Nibz
Apr 30, 2008

We will never be rid of these stars. But I hope they live forever.

Last page, but I read this in Mr.T's voice and started audibly laughing. I think my brain may be broke.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

slinkimalinki posted:

The bear is black and is minding its own business so yeah the cops'll probably shoot it

:discourse:


Skwirl posted:

Like 80% of the issues of the south would be solved with a new, toothier, voting rights act.

:hmmyes:


Where I live, animal control handles bears and possums. And angry coyotes. And turkeys that attack people on bikes.

I live in a city.

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

A goose bit my car once. This is my wildlife in the suburbs story.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

I've encountered black bears before. You tell at them and they run away.

Whenever cops are called for large mammals in the city the cops shoot them to death

Don't call cops for animal issues. They can't be trusted.

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


edit: this technically broke a rule, please ignore me

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Picnic Princess posted:

Don't call cops. They can't be trusted.

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

"If you can't handle the fact that you may have a friend that has opposing viewpoints as you, then you are not any better than the bigots and the racists."

If you can't accept your friends being bigoted and racist, then... you're not any better than the bigots and racists. Checks out!

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mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

There is a 110% chance that person got most of their poly-sci education from South Park

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