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Galewolf
Jan 9, 2007

The human gallbladder is indeed a puzzle!

Bardeh posted:

Shish kebabs are amazing and you can quite easily convince yourself they're not that bad for you if you get loads of veggies stuffed in there. Doner kebabs are the work of the devil and the texture of the 'meat' is so disgusting that I really don't understand what people like about it. Why get that when you can get a lamb or chicken shish with actual real meat?

E: I'm sure traditional doner is actually good btw, but the doner than 99% of our kebabbies sell is reconstituted offal slime

Doner in here tastes like spongy sheets. Like, doner is literally slabs of marinated meat cut vertically. The charred/well cooked crust and soft meat inside makes it tasty (for me at least) but by god the kebab shops are dreadful in here so I get what you mean.

I also swear it tastes better when cut by hand instead of machine cut.

Tried to catsnipe but imgur app is not giving me proper link. Will catsnipe in the morning.

Galewolf fucked around with this message at 00:18 on Jun 21, 2020

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Steakandchips
Apr 30, 2009

I grew up in the Middle East. The donner kebabs here in the UK are awful. They are nothing like how proper shawarmas etc are supposed to be.

goldenninjawarrior
Jul 21, 2017

Ninja is supreme and you have double-crossed it!
Why did you do that?
Grimey Drawer
My dad noticed that the guy cutting the doner at the kebab shop he goes to is left handed and brings it up every time he gets a kebab from there.

Galewolf
Jan 9, 2007

The human gallbladder is indeed a puzzle!
Extremely proclick for current donertalk.

Galewolf fucked around with this message at 00:28 on Jun 21, 2020

Galewolf
Jan 9, 2007

The human gallbladder is indeed a puzzle!
drat, its the short clip :negative:

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

anime is not a proclick

a dmc delorean
Jul 2, 2006

Live the dream
"Man, smell that great fat"

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Bardeh posted:

This dude says he was there. Unfortunately upon loading up Twitter just now I saw the video and it's really grim :(

https://twitter.com/LawrenceWort/status/1274430170083057669

https://twitter.com/LawrenceWort/status/1274431963047374849

goldenninjawarrior posted:

They had pick n mix available in wilko this morning.
I really hope these are related.

Cloner of the Elks posted:

"Man, smell that great fat"
Sorry, I'll shower in the morning.

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

Steakandchips posted:

I grew up in the Middle East. The donner kebabs here in the UK are awful. They are nothing like how proper shawarmas etc are supposed to be.

Where, out of interest?

Galewolf
Jan 9, 2007

The human gallbladder is indeed a puzzle!
That video makes rounds in the Turkish facebook/twitter circles every year or so now.

Stacking kofte with doner would be too much tho. Pizza with doner is okay imo.

Natalie Fartman
Apr 5, 2013

I selflessly rescued an abandoned cat during the COVID-19 Pandemic :3:

I'll admit I was trying to ignore the whole stabbing attack because I didn't want to be sad tonight. There's too much sad. 2020 can go suck a gently caress

Fumble
Sep 4, 2006

Galewolf posted:

That video makes rounds in the Turkish facebook/twitter circles every year or so now.

Stacking kofte with doner would be too much tho. Pizza with doner is okay imo.

Dona, Pineapple and Anchovy pizza is where its at.

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

happy fathers day thread. it's my first one with babby and he treated me to a 5am wakeup due to explosive poo poo, not caused by a dodgy kebab afaik

Solefald
Jun 9, 2010

sleepy~capy


Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Happy father's Day dad

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003


"Truth is, the game was rigged from the start"

Galewolf
Jan 9, 2007

The human gallbladder is indeed a puzzle!

Strange looking cat but ok.

My Crab is Fight
Mar 13, 2007
Reading's my hometown, I have a friend there whose usual walk from work takes him through Forbury Gardens, him being work-from-home might have saved his life last night. Coupled with the Manchester shooting this weekend is not ending well :(

Steakandchips
Apr 30, 2009

Captain Splendid posted:

Where, out of interest?

Bahrain and Dubai.

goldenninjawarrior
Jul 21, 2017

Ninja is supreme and you have double-crossed it!
Why did you do that?
Grimey Drawer
Saw my parent's neighbour running up the street screaming so I went to investigate. Turns out she got swarmed by a load of angry bees. Stay alert.

Fatkraken
Jun 23, 2005

Fun-time is over.

Natalie Fartman posted:

Food is more delicious than skinny tbh

Running lets you do both!

I am pretty sure i eat more now than i ever did when i was 5 stone heavier but not running 25-35 miles a week (plus in lockdown also walking about 20). Git on dat c25k train and be ready and waiting when the parkruns reopen

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe
Yeah, when I was a postman and walking 8-10 miles a day while lugging around heavy bags, I ate more than ever before and still lost weight. Unfortunately, when I stopped being a postman and moved to a more sedentary job, the weight piled back on really quick because I got too used to eating like that.

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:

goldenninjawarrior posted:

My dad noticed that the guy cutting the doner at the kebab shop he goes to is left handed and brings it up every time he gets a kebab from there.

Is your dad left handed

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

are we parkrunning again b/c that was exhausting

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

anime is not a proclick

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

kecske posted:

happy fathers day thread.

Oh poo poo, I forgot.

Galewolf
Jan 9, 2007

The human gallbladder is indeed a puzzle!

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

"Truth is, the game was rigged from the start"

Not an engraved 9mm semi-auto, immersion RUINED
:goonsay:

Galewolf
Jan 9, 2007

The human gallbladder is indeed a puzzle!
There is a preacher outside calling us to repent and embrace Jesus, what do?

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



let jesus slide into you

Galewolf
Jan 9, 2007

The human gallbladder is indeed a puzzle!

Ratjaculation posted:

let jesus slide into you

As long as he won't use the kebab entrance :heysexy:

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


where are you putting your kebabs

Galewolf
Jan 9, 2007

The human gallbladder is indeed a puzzle!
Mouth, until technology proves another alternative

Natalie Fartman
Apr 5, 2013

I selflessly rescued an abandoned cat during the COVID-19 Pandemic :3:

Galewolf posted:

There is a preacher outside calling us to repent and embrace Jesus, what do?

Tell them you're either Catholic, Jehovas witness or Mormon and let the fun begin

Or shout out of your window to anyone who stops to listen to him that it's a lie

Or blare the most satanic sounding music you could possibly find



e: I have a problem with street evangelists, it pushes my buttons

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:
We had father's day a day earlier yesterday and my sister in laws new boyfriend decided it was a good time to instigate an argument with my insanely racist father in law by bringing up the fact that hes muslim

Galewolf
Jan 9, 2007

The human gallbladder is indeed a puzzle!
I live in the close vicinity of three evangelical churches, since the lockdown the preachers decided to take it to the streets so it's a common happening here.

Fatkraken
Jun 23, 2005

Fun-time is over.

Galewolf posted:

I live in the close vicinity of three evangelical churches, since the lockdown the preachers decided to take it to the streets so it's a common happening here.
i


We just get JWs on sheffield streets, they're very quiet and never stray more than like ten feet from their little literature carts

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

What has happened here

TTerrible
Jul 15, 2005

fridge corn posted:

We had father's day a day earlier yesterday and my sister in laws new boyfriend decided it was a good time to instigate an argument with my insanely racist father in law by bringing up the fact that hes muslim

At least you've got a day off today?

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

Looke posted:

What has happened here

:gb2gbs:

hello

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Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Fatkraken posted:

i


We just get JWs on sheffield streets, they're very quiet and never stray more than like ten feet from their little literature carts

If John Wick has something to tell you, you should probably listen.

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