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Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

MizPiz posted:

Edit: Am I the only one who thought Kylo Ren was supposed to be an alt-right/proud boy stand in?

He pre-dates them by a bit, iirc, but same energy.

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Ailumao
Nov 4, 2004

Platystemon posted:

Plenty of English animals names are like this, we just laundered them through other languages.

Hippopotamus = river horse

Porcupine = thorny pig

Porpoise = pig fish

Ferret = little thief

yes thats the interesting linguistic part. modern Chinese doesn't have an older language like Latin/Greek/Old versions of itself/etc... to go back to like English and many other languages do. Like unless you studied the stuff, your average English speaker would not know hippopotamus means river horse, etc...

But because of how characters work and mainly due to how they are not phonetic but rather semantic in nature, characters often have the same meaning as they did hundreds and hundreds of years ago which makes it more in your face.

like hippo in chinese is 河馬 which also means, literally, "river horse" and was in fact how I found out hippopotamus means river horse in English.

other fun ones:

turkey is fire chicken
raccoon is washing bear
panda is bear cat
kangaroo is pocket mouse
owl is cat-headed eagle
giraffe is long neck deer

etc...

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

River horse is fairly easy to work out if you know what a Hippodrome and the Potomac are.

Though I know the Potomac doesn't derive from Potamos I assumed they worked it backwards into that when anglicising it.

OwlFancier has a new favorite as of 07:33 on Jun 22, 2020

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Wasp = buzzy rear end in a top hat

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Giraffes used to be “camelopards” before English stole Arabic’s version. No fun allowed.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Magna Kaser posted:

yes thats the interesting linguistic part. modern Chinese doesn't have an older language like Latin/Greek/Old versions of itself/etc... to go back to like English and many other languages do. Like unless you studied the stuff, your average English speaker would not know hippopotamus means river horse, etc...

But because of how characters work and mainly due to how they are not phonetic but rather semantic in nature, characters often have the same meaning as they did hundreds and hundreds of years ago which makes it more in your face.

like hippo in chinese is 河馬 which also means, literally, "river horse" and was in fact how I found out hippopotamus means river horse in English.

other fun ones:

turkey is fire chicken
raccoon is washing bear
panda is bear cat
kangaroo is pocket mouse
owl is cat-headed eagle
giraffe is long neck deer

etc...

Hippopotamus doesn't mean "river horse" in English it means it in ancient Greek.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

"Emotions are feminine ladeedah"

gently caress the gently caress off, most wars were fought over a bunch of super hetero man getting overly upset about something or wanting to get laid. Men are extremely emotional and I'm so goddamn sick of this poo poo. Y'all get violent over the dumbest poo poo, just loving own up to it already.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

In my quest to find out what 'himbo' means I offer up this discovery.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Inceltown posted:

In my quest to find out what 'himbo' means I offer up this discovery.



apparently SimCopter got wild.

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




Picnic Princess posted:

"Emotions are feminine ladeedah"

gently caress the gently caress off, most wars were fought over a bunch of super hetero man getting overly upset about something or wanting to get laid. Men are extremely emotional and I'm so goddamn sick of this poo poo. Y'all get violent over the dumbest poo poo, just loving own up to it already.

Sorry it's only an emotion if it's felt by a woman, otherwise it's just sparkling anger.

Angry Salami
Jul 27, 2013

Don't trust the skull.

Magna Kaser posted:

other fun ones:

turkey is fire chicken
raccoon is washing bear
panda is bear cat
kangaroo is pocket mouse
owl is cat-headed eagle
giraffe is long neck deer

etc...

Raccoon's a washing bear in German and Italian too.

Procrastine
Mar 30, 2011


SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Aramoro posted:

Sorry it's only an emotion if it's felt by a woman, otherwise it's just sparkling anger.

Goddamit I'm trying to let my husband sleep and here you are making me laugh

Eh! Frank
Mar 28, 2006

Doctor gave me these, I said what are these?
He said that they'll cure an existential type disease

Inceltown posted:

In my quest to find out what 'himbo' means I offer up this discovery.



I miss SimCopter :(

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

Ignoring this post

Yawgmoth posted:

What kind of popsicle doesn't have a stick?!

You don't have freeze pops where you come from? Those liquid-in-plastic things you stick in the freezer? Or the slightly posher versions in wax-paper cones?

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Yawgmoth posted:

What kind of popsicle doesn't have a stick?!
They're called momsicles

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




Runcible Cat posted:

You don't have freeze pops where you come from? Those liquid-in-plastic things you stick in the freezer? Or the slightly posher versions in wax-paper cones?

We always called those ice polls, never had the wax paper cones ones.

Lolly's make perfect sense though. Lollipops -> Ice Lollipops -> Ice Lollys -> Lollys. It's popsicle that makes no sense.

BioMe
Aug 9, 2012


Picnic Princess posted:

"Emotions are feminine ladeedah"

gently caress the gently caress off, most wars were fought over a bunch of super hetero man getting overly upset about something or wanting to get laid. Men are extremely emotional and I'm so goddamn sick of this poo poo. Y'all get violent over the dumbest poo poo, just loving own up to it already.

Hey now, she said men can be emotional too. It's just "gay" when they do.

Blackula Vs. Tarantula
Jul 6, 2005

😤I am NOT Captain_Redbeard🧔

Aramoro posted:

We always called those ice polls, never had the wax paper cones ones.

Lolly's make perfect sense though. Lollipops -> Ice Lollipops -> Ice Lollys -> Lollys. It's popsicle that makes no sense.

Lollipop+icicle, hth

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe

Aramoro posted:

We always called those ice polls, never had the wax paper cones ones.

Lolly's make perfect sense though. Lollipops -> Ice Lollipops -> Ice Lollys -> Lollys. It's popsicle that makes no sense.

I'd guess Popsicle is a portmanteau of Lolly Pop and Icicle.

Australians call them Icy Poles.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy













notable snippets:

"I have enormous respect for every single police officer, especially right now."

"now I CANNOT WAIT to vote red baby!!"

"Conservatives are the most accepting out there."

"Welcome to the new counter culture."

apparently there aren't counter protests because conservatives are following the 1967 model

"We accept everyone here."

and just the entirety of that last one



Another top post right now is "Long time conservative liberal here. The Marxist Democratic agendas are getting out of hand. The fact they are going to take down Teddy FREAKING Roosevelt’s Statue drove me back to reality." and it's just as much oppositeofreality.png except for the "conservative liberal" part


quote:

What the gently caress was I thinking? Democrats are basically making people accept an ideology that’s really 1% of the population and a very vocal one for sure with deep loving pockets. Look at the loving example of how the Left wants to take down Teddy Roosevelt’s state in front of a NYC museum. It’s ridiculous. What’s next? FDR? George Washington? Thomas Jefferson?

I don’t see Asians (I’m asian) complaining about FDR how he forced Japanese Americans into intern camps am I?

stringless has a new favorite as of 12:08 on Jun 22, 2020

Roblo
Dec 10, 2007

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

This is loving hilarious.

No idea who she is but her utterly clueless takes keep popping up when I go on twitter and they never fail to make me laugh.

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010

hooman posted:

I'd guess Popsicle is a portmanteau of Lolly Pop and Icicle.

Australians call them Icy Poles.

Where I'm from we call em "cold on the cob"

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


What does any of this mean?

hooman posted:

Australians call them Icy Poles.
That actually varies by region. "Icy pole" is most popular , but "ice block" isn't too far behind and there are other variations like "ice lolly" or "ice pop" and, in parts of Queensland, they call them "by jingos".

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Also popsicle is a genericized trademark, so you'd think it would catch on in the land of the "hoover"

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Tiggum posted:

What does any of this mean?
"i only care about the law as a cudgel for those i disagree with"

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe

Tiggum posted:

What does any of this mean?

That actually varies by region. "Icy pole" is most popular , but "ice block" isn't too far behind and there are other variations like "ice lolly" or "ice pop" and, in parts of Queensland, they call them "by jingos".

Thanks for that I didn't know that. It's like potato cakes/scallops, and swimmers/togs/bathers. Even Australians can't agree what our slang is.

EDIT: now I want a frosty fruit.

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




Data Graham posted:

Also popsicle is a genericized trademark, so you'd think it would catch on in the land of the "hoover"

I may be wrong here but I'm not sure the Popsicle ever made it here, I've certainly never seen a Popsicle branded thing. Which might be why it never caught on. Whereas Hoover was the dominant brand in vacuum cleaners in the UK.

letthereberock
Sep 4, 2004

I love the impossible situation the Trump campaign is in where they either have to admit they got rolled by a bunch of teenagers, or they can deny that was a factor and admit that no one showed up for their rally.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

letthereberock posted:

I love the impossible situation the Trump campaign is in where they either have to admit they got rolled by a bunch of teenagers, or they can deny that was a factor and admit that no one showed up for their rally.

Instead they’ll take option 3 and some 13 year old from Tennessee will get arrested on a no-knock warrant for election fraud and domestic terrorism. It’ll take years to get sorted out and her life will get ruined, but in the end the judge will inevitably dismiss the charges against the feared Antifa mastermind “HwaeyunStan”.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Eh! Frank posted:

I miss SimCopter :(

While we’re talking languange, I still love that the word helicopter isn’t made up of ‘heli’ and ‘copter’ but ‘helico’ and ‘pter’.

SimCopter, you need to rethink your name.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



I am a helicopteroholic

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

EL BROMANCE posted:

While we’re talking languange, I still love that the word helicopter isn’t made up of ‘heli’ and ‘copter’ but ‘helico’ and ‘pter’.

SimCopter, you need to rethink your name.

"Simpter" is a very 2020 word that has yet to gain prominence

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




EL BROMANCE posted:

While we’re talking languange, I still love that the word helicopter isn’t made up of ‘heli’ and ‘copter’ but ‘helico’ and ‘pter’.

SimCopter, you need to rethink your name.

Oh, is that what it's supposed to be? I never actually played the game, so I just assumed it was an airport management sim set in a small county in southern ontario

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

FFT posted:

apparently SimCopter got wild.

I'm really happy that I'm not the only person who got to "fluorescent nipples" and thought "oh, SimCopter."

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule


Wow can you imagine the entire country being beholden to a system beneficial to less than 1% of the population? That would suck.

Syd Midnight
Sep 23, 2005

seiferguy posted:

As far as I can tell he doesn't do cartoons anymore and focuses solely on the Babylon bee. But yeah his cartoons were him basically using the bible like a law book to pretzel twist himself into justifying his hatred of LGBTQA+ people. He was a right wing evangelical version of The Oatmeal.

Edit: I spoke too soon, he's still making comics:



THE SAME loving JOKE OVER AND OVER.

Replace the 3rd panel with the 4th, and make the 4th her saying "No, I just have the ability to learn peoples gender, especially when they're big assholes." and do that for every attack helicopter 4 panel

Syd Midnight
Sep 23, 2005

Platystemon posted:

Plenty of English animals names are like this, we just laundered them through other languages.

Porcupine = thorny pig

Then what do they call hedge... hogs...

is this one of those Norman/Saxon dualities from when French vikings ran England and tried to turn English into French so now we'll have 2 words where the one is the fancy Norman one and the other is germanic Old English?

But we only got 1 set of rude words so French porn video titles are incomprehensible and latiny like baises ils crouquette.mkv but with German and Dutch vids something like arseficken frau! ein houndsheisseaten!.mp4 you kinda know what you're in for

Syd Midnight has a new favorite as of 17:41 on Jun 22, 2020

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

Syd Midnight posted:

arseficken frau! ein houndsheisseaten!.mp4

Hundescheissessen. :colbert:

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Cloacamazing!
Apr 18, 2018

Too cute to be evil

Syd Midnight posted:

Then what do they call hedge... hogs...

It's Igel, which is pronounced exactly like eagle and still confuses me every time.

There's a comprehensive flowchart for German animal names here: https://www.babbel.com/en/magazine/funny-animal-names-in-german

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