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Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

gschmidl posted:

Too fail to big.

:emptyquote:

Grace Baiting posted:

this could never have happened with quintuple entry accounting

is that what gavin the bitcoin science man was trying to accomplish by putting the bitcoin blockchain on the ether blockchain?

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Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Boxturret posted:

:emptyquote:


is that what gavin the bitcoin science man was trying to accomplish by putting the bitcoin blockchain on the ether blockchain?

its blockchains all the way down

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde

Grace Baiting posted:

this could never have happened with quintuple entry accounting
- debit
- credit
- charmed
- strange
- FUNDS_NOT_FOUND

Grace Baiting
Jul 20, 2012

Audi famam illius;
Cucurrit quaeque
Tetigit destruens.



Gazpacho posted:

- debit
- credit
- charmed
- strange
- FUNDS_NOT_FOUND

you misspelled FUNDS_ARE_SAFE so now all your ethers are irretrievably, foreverially safe

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
isn't the third entry something stupid like time? which is already on every accounts sheet ever made?

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
looking it up you just do double entry then put it on the blockchain so you can say that happened i guess


stay tuned for nthle entry accounting where we verify that the verification of the verification was verified

fins
May 31, 2011

Floss Finder
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-53149907

quote:

The ex-boss of scandal-hit payments firm Wirecard has been arrested in Germany.

Markus Braun resigned last Friday after auditor EY refused to sign off the firm's 2019 accounts over a missing €1.9bn (£1.7bn).

That was fast!

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


Still pretty sure Ver can't be a real person's last name. Just like Tuur Demeester. Bitcoin people are aliens from the blockchain

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

The curse of :gerard:

Grace Baiting
Jul 20, 2012

Audi famam illius;
Cucurrit quaeque
Tetigit destruens.



:right:

Hammerite posted:

The curse of :gerard:
gerar'd again

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
ben mezrich is a twitter friend of mine and his book about the winklevodi and their bits-coin adventures is being made into a movie or tv show or something, so my twitter feed was overrun with him retweeting butters suggesting casting of the usual suspects

justin theroux as roger ver came up a lot and i can see it

Vomik
Jul 29, 2003

This post is dedicated to the brave Mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan

PotatoJudge posted:

Twitter thread about the dread and anger of a waiter who has to go back to work and deal with maskless idiots:

https://twitter.com/filmaroni/status/1274764232589017088

Downthread Bruce Fenton has an opinion:

https://twitter.com/brucefenton/status/1274896476251066368

if you want to die of coronavirus, die. if you want to die of starvation, die. freedom

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
winkelvoxen

Axe-man
Apr 16, 2005

The product of hundreds of hours of scientific investigation and research.

The perfect meatball.
Clapping Larry
Have you considered instead of being a server, being a scam artist with a new coin offering, you can buy my book how to do this, only 200 dollars.

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

The Little Death posted:

Still pretty sure Ver can't be a real person's last name. Just like Tuur Demeester. Bitcoin people are aliens from the blockchain

"ver" is Turkish for "give me all your money!"

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
I woke up at about 2am and had to piss. That's all I had to do was piss. I say again, ALL I HAD TO DO WAS PISS.

I go into the bathroom since it's the closest. When I raised the toilet seat I saw some of the thickest bitcoins you can imagine. It had absorbed the water the same way mud does. I can't piss into this, so I decide to flush the toilet.

Whoops.

I got attacked by bitcoins. There's no miner in the bathroom. I'm in socks and jeans. I run to the other bathroom and find a miner and mine my rear end off, but nothing works. I'm not standing in my socks and pants in half an inch of crypto water, and it's still loving mining. This went on for an eternity and I'm convinced the only reason it stopped flooding was because the building ran out of investors. When it was all said and done it had run into the hallway about two feet. I tried to soak it up with towels (white ones because OF COURSE those would be the only ones around).

Definitely the shittiest night of my life.

I also never did take my piss.

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Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

newly hatched bitcoins have a voracious appetite and can skeletonize a cow in seconds

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Is Lowtax (like) bitcoin? Discuss.

EorayMel fucked around with this message at 15:40 on Jun 24, 2020

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

EorayMel posted:

Is Lowtax (like) bitcoin? Discuss.

i just get a white page, is this gbs?

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Boxturret posted:

i just get a white page, is this gbs?

A white paper, if you will.

Not to be confused with

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Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Boxturret posted:

i just get a white page, is this gbs?

don't worry here's the safe for virginal yospos eyes version

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3929058

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
oh okay

if the forums suddenly die i have one thing to confess: i don't really know who or what a "lowtax" is

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Boxturret posted:

oh okay

if the forums suddenly die i have one thing to confess: i don't really know who or what a "lowtax" is

Evidence has concluded that a "lowtax" is actually a bitcoin.

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
i've been reading this site for like 11 years, neat

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

i think a lowtax is the opposite of a statist

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Boxturret posted:

oh okay

if the forums suddenly die i have one thing to confess: i don't really know who or what a "lowtax" is

theres a front page?

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



hobbesmaster posted:

theres a front page?

there definitely is today, check it out.

jre
Sep 2, 2011

To the cloud ?



The lowtax patron is like watching bitcoin in the good ol days.

Under 4000 :allears:

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

jre posted:

The lowtax patron is like watching bitcoin in the good ol days.

Under 4000 :allears:

See, lowtax IS a bitcoin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

Midjack posted:

there definitely is today, check it out.

but how

Antlerhill
Nov 6, 2012

Smellrose
quick someone make the wiki for putting sa on the immutable blockchai

i get 99% of the profits as the idea haver

jre
Sep 2, 2011

To the cloud ?



quote:

581
PATRONS
$3,299
PER MONTH

Someone post the bitcoin crashing gif one last time

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

jre posted:

Someone post the bitcoin crashing gif one last time

?

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
the something awful forums died the second that fishmech was banned

CampingCarl
Apr 28, 2008




Antlerhill posted:

quick someone make the wiki for putting sa on the immutable blockchai

i get 99% of the profits as the idea haver
if only waffleimages used the blockchain

Magrov
Mar 27, 2010

I'm completely lost and have no idea what's going on. I'll be at my bunker.

If you need any diplomatic or mineral stuff just call me. If you plan to nuke India please give me a 5 minute warning to close the windows!


Also Iapetus sucks!
someone should ask thermos for a license of his top of the line forum software and save the forums.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001
are we making a discord or just joining the comment section on divabot's blog

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Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
its time to reopen the buttcoin foundation

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