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Craptacular
Jul 11, 2004

Coward posted:

Why is it For, not Against?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Society_for_Indecency_to_Naked_Animals

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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Craptacular posted:

Yeah that's some 1980's "play this rock album backwards and it's the devil talking to you"-level ridiculousness. If you want to see a sexy ice lady or listen to the devil talking I guess you're going to find it but I think it's more than a bit contrived.



Snopes link

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Lawson posted:

violet seeds



"Titty sprinkles"

Coward
Sep 10, 2009

I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure



.

Subjunctive posted:

The linked article indicates that he was never convinced to reveal that detail.

I remember someone said it was Abel's tipoff it was a stunt, but him never saying anything has always made me think he just hosed up.

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


Picnic Princess posted:

"Titty sprinkles"

Little ladybugs

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Ziv Zulander posted:

Little ladybugs

Do you people think that boobies grow on trees, or something?

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

MrUnderbridge posted:


I heard a guy claiming the "Ooga-chaka" in Hooked on a Feeling was really "who got sucked off". And not some stoner rando, but a marketing guy.

Honestly? That sounds way better than the original and I won’t have it any other way going forward

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

a kitten posted:

pfft, well that's a whole different thing entirely then.






x

I didn't want to find out about Sean Lock this way.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.
My friend’s birthday cake and I’m sorry but it looks like a prolapse.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
....what the gently caress is it if not

The New York Times
Mar 2, 2013

Call
1-800-NYTIMES for FREE home delivery
A bouquet of bloody tongues, obviously

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Milo and POTUS posted:

....what the gently caress is it if not

It's got strawberries and strawberry jelly on top, which is glistening uncomfortably under that lighting

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

Fanged Lawn Wormy posted:

lmao

i have an erection
ihaveanerection
ihaveanerection

iHAVEanEReCtion
IhaveANerEctIon

e: lol gently caress it made me laugh again

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Ah, the spiciest sex toy.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
Desert girls make do

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Cocktus

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Needle dick

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

as a person who never leaves my house i've done pretty well for myself.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/ArielDumas/status/1274501421698879489

Pesterchum
Nov 8, 2009

clown car to hell choo choo

If you zoom out it looks like that too

Turpitude II
Nov 10, 2014
it looks like those images where the mouth is copypasted over where the eyes should be

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007


Nah if you look really closely you can see that this is actually a photoshop, his eyes don't really look like that. You see what they've done - and this is subtle so I can see why you all might not have caught it, but I used to work with photoshop quite a lot so I guess I'm experienced enough to spot these things - what they've done is not only zoom in but actually also they have rotated the image 90°

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

as a person who never leaves my house i've done pretty well for myself.

Pesterchum posted:

If you zoom out it looks like that too

I’m not seeing it.




Nevermind. I figured it out.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Those look like they were meant to b porchettas, kind of.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Did they tie them up with baling twine?

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

dee
doot doot dee
doot doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot


College Slice

bike tory posted:

Did they tie them up with baling twine?

My money is on bungee cords.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Did they just put them in the bottom of a toaster oven with no tray?

A lot of things went wrong here

WITCHCRAFT
Aug 28, 2007

Berries That Burn
I was also distressed over what they tied it up with. Paracord? Hair ties? Whatever it is, it looks like something that is not supposed to go inside an oven.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

WITCHCRAFT posted:

I was also distressed over what they tied it up with. Paracord? Hair ties? Whatever it is, it looks like something that is not supposed to go inside an oven.

det cord

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde
Cursed fleshlight indeed.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Cable Guy posted:

Cursed fleshlight indeed.

lmao jesus

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

It looks like the normal elastic ties you get on some joints? I don't know what it's called but they come tied up like that.

InediblePenguin
Sep 27, 2004

I'm strong. And a giant penguin. Please don't eat me. No, really. Don't try.
I was definitely thinking hair ties

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/GoNintendoTweet/status/1276623235908501506

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

those_are_penises.gif

Also, cross-postin'

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

I guess these work like Claddagh rings, dicks inward leave me alone, dicks outward come and get some.

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Enos Shenk
Nov 3, 2011




Definately did a double-take when this came down the line. Hello old friend.

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