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I'd rather manifest my energy into Rob Zombie only making Woolite commercials forever.
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Doomhead Solo movie directed by Rob Zombie starring Richard Brake as Doomhead Kvlt! as Rob Zombie's best friend with Franchescanado as Sonic the Hedgehog and Cool Corn as Rob Zombie
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Jun 26, 2020 15:23
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Kvlt! posted:no all of you need to manifest your energy towards Rob directing a Doomhead solo movie next I need Rob to get back on the track he was on when he did Lords of Salem. Not that a Doomhead movie would be bad I just want.....more. Sometimes I criticize Rob but only because I care. I want his legacy to be as strong as possible. Edit: And I'm a bit offended that I wasn't cast in the movie
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Jun 26, 2020 15:25
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Kvlt! posted:no all of you need to manifest your energy towards Rob directing a Doomhead solo movie next holy poo poo I can sign on for this. Brake rules
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Jun 26, 2020 15:26
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Basebf555 posted:I need Rob to get back on the track he was on when he did Lords of Salem.
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Jun 26, 2020 15:28
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Speaking of Rob Zombie, I rewatched his Halloween II the other day and it still owns. Easily the best Halloween movie after the original, although they're so different it's hard to compare directly.
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Jun 26, 2020 15:33
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I’m pretty sure Rob Zombie’s Friday the 13th would be much less hotly contested in here than his Halloween is.
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Jun 26, 2020 15:40
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Brake was the best part of 31, so I support this cause
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Jun 26, 2020 15:52
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Splint Chesthair posted:I’m pretty sure Rob Zombie’s Friday the 13th would be much less hotly contested in here than his Halloween is. So long as he included Jason being deformed/disabled as a kid, yeah. There's not a lot you can do to gently caress with Jason and most of the stuff he did with Michael was...very Jason.
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Jun 26, 2020 16:04
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Jason at least makes sense as a Hellbilly Deluxe
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Jun 26, 2020 16:06
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Iron Crowned posted:I'd rather manifest my energy into Rob Zombie only making Woolite commercials forever. "Rob Zombie's Burger King ad" has potential. As, for that matter, does a discussion of which product would be best served by which horror director. Wes Craven's Slumberland mattresses seems like an obvious shoe-in, but what should John Carpenter make an ad for? What about Miike, Hooper or Cronenberg?
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Jun 26, 2020 16:24
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Kvlt! posted:Doomhead Solo movie directed by Rob Zombie Gobba go fasht. Basebf555 posted:I need Rob to get back on the track he was on when he did Lords of Salem. Not that a Doomhead movie would be bad I just want.....more. You know what would rule? Rob Zombie haunted house movie. I know we've got more haunted house movies, but so many are slow burn minimal spookies. I wanna see what Zombie does with it.
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Jedit posted:"Rob Zombie's Burger King ad" has potential. Carpenter would do Chrysler, easily
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Jun 26, 2020 16:26
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I’d like to see that hockey movie he wanted to make honestly.
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Jun 26, 2020 16:33
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Kvlt! isn't crazy. He's in control.
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Jun 26, 2020 17:22
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Splint Chesthair posted:I’m pretty sure Rob Zombie’s Friday the 13th would be much less hotly contested in here than his Halloween is. I can't wait for every single victim Jason kills to have their own flashback that's B-roll footage of them joking around between shooting :v
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Jun 26, 2020 17:55
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Martin's not only my favorite Romero film, but one of my favorite films in general, I can't wait until this gets released. https://bloody-disgusting.com/movie/3621446/george-romeros-long-lost-film-amusement-park-acquired-yellow-veil-pictures/ quote:George A. Romero’s Long Lost Film “The Amusement Park” Being Sold by Yellow Veil Pictures 
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ruddiger posted:Martin's not only my favorite Romero film, but one of my favorite films in general, I can't wait until this gets released. I posted this on the last page but it looks like Yellow Veil is handling it flashy_mcflash posted:This early Romero flick is getting a release
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Jun 26, 2020 18:25
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Dawn of the Dead and Martin being out of print is a drat crime
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drat, Zombie doing a Ft13th would probably rule. My horror watchin' partner's biggest complaint with the Ft13th remake has always been that "it's like Jason's shoes are made of cottonballs" because of how he just seems to be completely undetectable until, oh no, he's right there and suddenly X character is dead now. I think Robbo would do a good job making Jason the lumbering powerhouse I wanna see him be.
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Jun 26, 2020 19:00
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As much as I <3 Zombie, I don't want him to become the next Ari Aster just mindlessly churning out what's expected of him. An artist is at his best when he faces light adversity. I want him to head Disney's live-action retelling of The Haunted Mansion.
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Jun 26, 2020 19:06
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TheOmegaWalrus posted:I want him to head Disney's live-action retelling of The Haunted Mansion. It would definitely be fun for once in Zombie's career if we got to see him make a movie with a big budget. The most he's ever had to work with is 15 million.
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Jun 26, 2020 19:13
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I want zombie to make something as good as lord's of Salem again
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TheOmegaWalrus posted:
I never knew how badly I wanted this until this moment. Having just finished reading an Unauthorized History of the Haunted Mansion, there's plenty he could run with.
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TheOmegaWalrus posted:As much as I <3 Zombie, I don't want him to become the next Ari Aster just mindlessly churning out what's expected of him. while i strongly dislike Aster, that's sort of a weird complaint to level at him, innit? the only real common threads Hereditary and Midsommar have are the occult and nihilism (and even then it's different angles towards both), and iirc his next thing isn't actually horror. my dislike of him is really more rooted in the fact that, on a personal ideological level, i am diametrically opposed to his apparent nihilistic viewpoint and it makes watching his movies uncomfortable in a way i don't enjoy at all (and the way I read Hereditary in particular really pissed me off).
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WeedlordGoku69 posted:while i strongly dislike Aster, that's sort of a weird complaint to level at him, innit? the only real common threads Hereditary and Midsommar have are the occult and nihilism (and even then it's different angles towards both), and iirc his next thing isn't actually horror. There's also the intense emotional weight, but yeah, I don't think Midsommar and Hereditary have enough directly in common to be considered a pattern or crutches or anything. Its certainly not yet to the same level as Zombie's patterns and style.
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Jun 26, 2020 19:23
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TheOmegaWalrus posted:As much as I <3 Zombie, I don't want him to become the next
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I gotta watch some Wingard movies because on the surface I got no idea what You're Next, The Guest, Blair Witch, and Death Note have in common.
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Eh, I more think everything after The Guest is just him churning out exactly what the studio tells him to since he's getting bigger budgets
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XIII posted:Eh, I more think everything after The Guest is just him churning out exactly what the studio tells him to since he's getting bigger budgets No way. He was just building up to Godzilla VS Kong
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Jun 26, 2020 20:28
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Burkion posted:No way. He was just building up to Godzilla VS Kong This could be extremely my poo poo or awful and I'm looking forward to finding out. Semi-related: I really miss watching movies in the theater
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In hindsight, Adam Wingard would've been a better pick to show how fall the might can fall. How can a dude with a corpus of work like that just go, "yeah gently caress all of that, I'm doing something completely different now!"? Money. I guess. I just want Zombie to unseat Tim Burton as the "spooky filmmaker for kids" go-to guy because his output for the last decade has been pure cringe for all age groups. I suppose if I was shopping for sell-outs I should've went with Burton. Zombie is at his best when he's showing us episodic carnivals of horrors loosely tied together, like cinematic versions of a haunted house. If he could subtract the tiddies, gore and vulgarity and still have a spooky good flick he'd be considered a modern loving master. TheOmegaWalrus fucked around with this message at 20:44 on Jun 26, 2020 |
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Jun 26, 2020 20:41
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XIII posted:Semi-related: I really miss watching movies in the theater Me too, especially the weird, usually empty, (literally) underground theater near my work. Hell, I miss going to work. I watched Color out of Space and Mandy today, back to back. I am exhausted. What a fun ride.
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^I'm one of the very few people at my job that's still coming into the office mon-fri and, honestly, I'm kinda grateful. It helps separate my work/home lives and still biking to/from the office is helping me fight off the pandemic pounds. TheOmegaWalrus posted:If he could subtract the tiddies, gore and vulgarity This is like asking a fish not to swim
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You can't subtact the tiddies, gore and vulgarity! You will regret this!
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I got a free trial to Shudder before it hits me up for a year subscription in a couple days. I signed up for it to view Ghostwatch but they took the darn thing down and haven't really found anything appealing since they're mostly niche titles. So far i've watched Haunt and that's about it. Could use some suggestions of things to view before I cancel it Saturday night, any suggestions?
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Parrotine posted:I got a free trial to Shudder before it hits me up for a year subscription in a couple days. I signed up for it to view Ghostwatch but they took the darn thing down and haven't really found anything appealing since they're mostly niche titles. What kinds of horror movies do you like? There is a pretty wide variety of good stuff on there. e: if you just mean Shudder originals or movies not on other streaming services, these are all really excellent: Revenge One Cut of the Dead Mandy Bliss Horror Noire Better Watch Out Tigers Are Not Afraid gey muckle mowser fucked around with this message at 22:31 on Jun 26, 2020 |
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Good cat
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MacheteZombie posted:I want zombie to make something as good as lord's of Salem again I want a cut of Lords of Salem that's just about the day-to-day lives of 3 goof-off DJs at a classic rock station.
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