Rust Martialis posted:

Phrasing!

zenintrude posted:

Looks like Jeffrey of YOSPOS found himself a sweet deal on a slightly used forum

Dr. Eldarion posted:

I'd hate to see the carfax.

Evil Badman posted:

it's a beater

IUG posted:

Super Soaker Party! posted:

But that just means the taxes are low.

Sir John Falstaff posted:

I mean, is there a reason they're being posted other than "those people look weird?"

mysterious frankie posted:

Because if any one of these people was, say, doing your taxes at H&R Block you'd be like this is a normal person, whatever. But when you put that same person on the Gummo set and photograph them with a treo 700, vomiting cheese sauce into the vhs slot of a combo tv while several fat amish look on, the absurdity of life opens like a flower.

3D Megadoodoo posted:

haveblue posted:

Amberpos you philistine

Horace posted:

re: posting of old goon pix from the early 00s

ChubbyChecker posted:

Stack Machine posted:

Nice wanking chamber.

Midjack posted:

jack shack

pram posted:

spank tank

Breakfast All Day posted:

climax credenza

Kuvo posted:

yank yurt

Breakfast All Day posted:

the lotion, the stench, and the wadrobe

Glorgnole posted:

little death chamber

President Beep posted:

fuckinghand palace

Perplx posted:

load bearing floor

Paladinus posted:

Technically, it's ronchi, a.k.a. muddy orange.

Paladinus posted:

The pinnacle of trolling.

Posting orange yospos, I mean.

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Pope Guilty posted:

I am the very model of an online Marxist-Leninist
My enemies are anarchists and Ess-Jay-Dub degenerates
I know the crimes of capital and for my turn I cannot wait
To threaten random workers on the internet, I stay up late

I'm very well-acquainted, too, with matters dialectical
though I prefer my fantasies to anything material
About the Uyghur genocide I toe the Jinping party line
it isn't really happening but also it is very fine

Defending a dictatorship, I like to help out where I can
Imperial expansion's good unless it is American
My org has split a dozen times whenever somebody gets pissed
I am the very model of an online Marxist-Leninist!

Carthag Tuek posted:

EasilyConfused posted:

3D Megadoodoo posted:

We just called it yellow back in the day. You know, because it was loving yellow.

Rust Martialis posted:

Amber

Rust Martialis posted:

Amber

purple death ray posted:

It's the color of your energy

Rust Martialis posted:

Amber

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Oh yeah? Where are the nine princes?

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Oh yeah? Where are the nine princes?

Jedit posted:

Kneeling before you.

whoflungpoop posted:

My grandparents had a trunk full of the letters they exchanged while my grandfather was fighting in north africa and sicily in WWII.

My grandma wrote him about how my aunt had started walking and later the first words she spoke, about how she was working as a seamstress to bring in extra money, about the trades she made with various neighbors to make the rations go further, about how his mother was doing. My grandpa wrote her asking for more pictures of my aunt, about some of the guys in his unit, how the british officers at the camp they traveled to actually had a kitchen and hot food and how he had eaten roast and potatoes on a real plate with real silverware at a real table and how happy it made him to have a real meal after so many months of rations, about how much he missed her.

The letters to him were partially waterlogged and torn from being carried around two continents; the letters to her sometimes had parts literally cut out where he might have mentioned a location or something else the army censor wanted removed. They're amazing and they make me so proud of my grandparents, of the hardships they endured and the love and partnership they maintained across half a war-torn planet.

Your grandchildren will find a thumb drive full of forums posts of their grandparents insulting a retarded man.

Aesop Poprock posted:

Lowtax saying we should all strive to be more like kiwifarms followed by kiwifarms doxxing the poo poo out of everyone and destroying the forum is like some modern version of a cautionary Czech folk tale or something

Syd Midnight posted:

are here demanding credit for doxxing Lowtax. kiwifarms is a pimple on a tumor


hey remember when kiwifarms doxxed their owner so hard he fled to Something Awful to get help, so Lowtax had to go there and smooth things over for him. Then Lowtax posted or tweeted like sa should be more like kiwifarms, over there when they dox someone they make funny photoshops like this [posts terrible photoshop] hey guys seriously why doesn't SA make funny photoshops anymore etc.


that should be quoted at the beginning of this chapter in a book written about somethingawful

Syd Midnight posted:

Lowtax posted hey guys seriously why doesn't SA make funny photoshops anymore

Crespolini posted:

lowtax read the maddox article about eating three animals for each one someone else wouldn't eat, and a lightbulb popped on over his head

Sagebrush posted:

Doc Hawkins posted:

https://twitter.com/meganpratz/status/1276997641696657408

not bad

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Rumor says the college sportsball teams told them too.

BigDave posted:

College football did what Reconstruction and the Civil Rights Act couldn't do in 150 years.

Milo and POTUS posted:

Brought back slavery?

That Works posted:

Phlegmish posted:

lol

I'd really like a classic GBS 'shop thread, but I fear it might not go over well with the victims. Do you think we could get their permission if we promise it will be extremely epic and Lowtax will be destroyed, again