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kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

I rented American Hustle on amazon prime for £3 and only watched half of it. Now I've missed the 48 hour window to watch the rest and they want seven loving pounds to rent it again so I can finish it :mad:

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Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

Casino Royale is the best bond film tho

Thirteenth Step
Mar 3, 2004

Whorelord posted:

Casino Royale is the best bond film tho

agreed whorelord

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
stop getting Bond wrong!!!!!! :mad:

Cyril Sneeer
Apr 4, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

crispix posted:

Yeah the Craig bonds have been mostly pretty bad

I dis-agree. daniel craigs bonds have been way better than fuckink peirs brosnin.

Like i don'r especially blame him, he was given a part to play n he played it. OK

but that was not james bond.

Daniel played the charachter as i imagine him.

gritty, dirty, worthless, but i like that.

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




Casino Royale is indeed great. James bond is a fuckup and Judi dench is there to call him a stupid tool. Vesper points out he's a broken orphan kid and tricks him throughout the entire movie. He even loses the poker at first and is bailed out by america lol.

now he's just a dumb perfect super assassin getting in to constant long cgi fist fights

the dude who directed goldeneye also directed casino royale. why the gently caress don't they just hire the guy who made the best two james bond movies to do them all??

hemale in pain fucked around with this message at 21:28 on Jun 27, 2020

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
I did like the laughing skull on the computer screen in Skyfall :skeltal:

classic film computers

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


hemale in pain posted:

the dude who directed goldeneye also directed casino royale. why the gently caress don't they just hire the guy who made the best two james bond movies to do them all??

Huh, I didn't know that. Goldeneye and Casino Royale kick loving rear end, they're two of my favourite films.

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




crispix posted:

I did like the laughing skull on the computer screen in Skyfall :skeltal:

classic film computers

i love the main bad guys insanely complicated hacking plan which involved MI6 plugging in his bugged laptop or whatever in to their mainframe which also controls ALL their doors including the prison.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

hemale in pain posted:

i love the main bad guys insanely complicated hacking plan which involved MI6 plugging in his bugged laptop or whatever in to their mainframe which also controls ALL their doors including the prison.

and the super secure holding cell had handy access to an underground tunnel

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




crispix posted:

and the super secure holding cell had handy access to an underground tunnel

and the train track he planted explosives on to redirect a train through a wall!

not as a escape route, he just climbs a ladder out of there, but to distract james bond

Galewolf
Jan 9, 2007

The human gallbladder is indeed a puzzle!
Craig Bond movies:

Casino Royale: Goku tier, has probably the best casting with Micheal Madsen Mads Mikkelsen (:heysexy:) and Eva Green (:swoon:). Relatively low stakes instead of Captain Planet- villain plot of the second one.

Quantum of Solace: Jaysus, that's an extremely bad one with terrible plot and forgettable action. Olga Bland-enko is bad. Can't even remember who was the villian.

Skyfall: I think the best one marginally winning due to how awesome is the second half (starting from the capture of Javier Bardem). The first half is a bit jumbled as pointed put by goons but still an overall good movies. Bardem is a p good villain and I liked the personal vendetta plot instead of "IMMA PUT WATER IN A CAVE AND RULE THE WORLD LOL"

Spectre: Uhh, that really doesn't feel like a Bond-y movie at all. Can't even remember the plot or what happened in it.

The new one: Rami Malek is a good actor but we'll see. I don't expect it to be groundbreaking. Danial Craig looks like he just wants this to be over so he doesn't dump his entire year for another Bond movie where he fights bad guys in Mars.

Galewolf fucked around with this message at 22:38 on Jun 27, 2020

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

Galewolf posted:


Spectre: Uhh, that really doesn't feel like a Bond-y movie at all. Can't even remember the plot or what happened in it.

I'm watching it on TV now and i feel the same way

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




crispix posted:

I'm watching it on TV now and i feel the same way

last time i watched spectre i was incredibly drunk and thought it was hard to follow because i was pissed, but i'm watching it sober at the moment too and i don't really know what's going on.

el dingo
Mar 19, 2009


Ogres are like onions

hemale in pain posted:

last time i watched spectre i was incredibly drunk and thought it was hard to follow because i was pissed, but i'm watching it sober at the moment too and i don't really know what's going on.

That's Thor 2 for me. I watched it drunk a couple times, then when I tried it sober it was still incomprehensible. I still have no idea what happens in it

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




el dingo posted:

That's Thor 2 for me. I watched it drunk a couple times, then when I tried it sober it was still incomprehensible. I still have no idea what happens in it

the only thing i remember about thor 2 is when a cinema in shanghai printed a fanmade slash poster and used it for real

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
the hunger games thread at the top of gbs is good imo

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:
The only good bond film is the one where roger Moore disguises himself as a clown

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

ex loving scuse me did you just conflate mads mikkelsen with michael madsen

Sonderval
Sep 10, 2011
Timothy Dalton is a better murder Bond than Daniel Craig.

Dalton is best Bond.

Galewolf
Jan 9, 2007

The human gallbladder is indeed a puzzle!

Bobby Deluxe posted:

ex loving scuse me did you just conflate mads mikkelsen with michael madsen

:cripes:
I was distracted with work and yeah, a shameful display :negative:

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

hemale in pain posted:

last time i watched spectre i was incredibly drunk and thought it was hard to follow because i was pissed, but i'm watching it sober at the moment too and i don't really know what's going on.

Everything about it was just as half assed as it could have been :flaccid:

Pseudohog
Apr 4, 2007
Quantum of Solace was disappointing but skyfall was decent enough that I was actually looking forward to Spectre... and then my hopes were crushed by a bloated mess of a film that was boring despite the nearly constant action sequences. The series really needs a shakeup, I'm not expecting much from the next one.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Bobby Deluxe posted:

ex loving scuse me did you just conflate mads mikkelsen with michael madsen

I don't give a good gently caress what you know, or don't know, but I'm gonna torture you anyway, regardless. Not to get information. It's amusing, to me, to torture a cop. You can say anything you want cause I've heard it all before. All you can do is pray for a quick death, which you ain't gonna get.

Tell me, Will... you ever listen to K-Billy's "Super Sounds of the Seventies" weekend?

Galewolf
Jan 9, 2007

The human gallbladder is indeed a puzzle!
I was legit excited about the Idris Elba rumors but that didn't happen because see: dumb idiots.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
I want to see a fat Bond

just for the slapstick value, really

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
If ratty has left I don't see the point in flogging this dead donkey

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
No disrespect to a lot of great posters who deliver some great thoughts and also feelings to other great posters.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
i'll leave you alone from now on n99

mfcrocker
Jan 31, 2004



Hot Rope Guy
okay but what's the best Bond theme and why is it The World is Not Enough

101
Oct 15, 2012


Vault Dweller

mfcrocker posted:

okay but what's the best Bond theme and why is it The World is Not Enough

The Living Daylights is tune and a half

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

I don't give a good gently caress what you know, or don't know, but I'm gonna torture you anyway, regardless. Not to get information. It's amusing, to me, to torture a cop. You can say anything you want cause I've heard it all before. All you can do is pray for a quick death, which you ain't gonna get.

Tell me, Will... you ever listen to K-Billy's "Super Sounds of the Seventies" weekend?

Mads Mikkelson was so good in that film.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:

mfcrocker posted:

okay but what's the best Bond theme and why is it The World is Not Enough

uh. what? this exists...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fp4CR2HcHLQ

Sonderval
Sep 10, 2011
It’s “Live and let die” and you know it. It even has fake dead Paul McCartney singing!

Galewolf
Jan 9, 2007

The human gallbladder is indeed a puzzle!

mfcrocker posted:

okay but what's the best Bond theme and why is it The World is Not Enough

I have to go with the You Know My Name, a divergent from the norm (probably the least Bond-y) high energy one but it's a good CC (rip) song aswell.

The new theme from Billy Eyelash blows btw.

Cyril Sneeer
Apr 4, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I phoined my dad yesterday. It was loving horrible/ an anpleasant conversation.

IDK what it wyhas but it felt like I needed alcohol n he had the money to buy me more. quite bad. it felt bad op.

but at the same time i felt bad, talking to my dad. I realised I felt quite good also when he agreed to transfer me teh money.

Rondette
Nov 4, 2009

Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.



Grimey Drawer
The best and only James Bond theme you'll ever need is Adam Buxton's one and I'll fight anyone who disagrees :colbert: (I'm terrible at fighting please don't hit me)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAXVeKdrDOM

Also I can't post without mentioning :maskchat: - since the shops have reopened the orders have dropped off dramatically, I guess because everywhere is selling them now. I still have loads and loads ready to go so if you want one, it's all for a good cause etc etc

https://localgiving.org/fundraising/sewingforfood/

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


crispix posted:

I want to see a fat Bond

just for the slapstick value, really

It would inevitably be James Corden though

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:

Sonderval posted:

It’s “Live and let die” and you know it. It even has fake dead Paul McCartney singing!

Actually yeah, that's a pretty boss tune.

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/JB_Peeples/status/1276501867313467392?s=20

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