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Payndz posted:I just realised they've probably already designed their Fur10us posters already. xXx_FastXFurious_xXx It’s a XXX crossover and vin diesel plays both Xander cage and Dominic toretto
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Tars Tarkas posted:The seats in the theaters are probably nice and clean, but it is the air in the theater especially with a bunch of rando patrons who are chowing down on dry popcorn just waiting to cough everywhere that is the big nope as a movie theater employee, I'll set this straight: if the seats are leather, you're gonna be fine, especially immediately after reopening. Theaters are gonna have extra hands on deck to be cleaning constantly. My boss told me we'd probably have 2-3 people on theater duty (when we'd normally have 1, 2 on very busy nights) armed with lots of sanitizer, plus an extra person cleaning just the bathrooms. They're super paranoid because people (rightfully) assume that theaters are gonna be a place where people could very easily transmit. If the seats are cloth, you might not be so lucky, it's harder to clean them. you're not wrong about the air though, that's something theaters can't really control. They'll all be forcing people to wear masks (especially after AMC tried to say they wouldn't and everyone yelled at them, and I dont' know about everyone else, but I'm gonna be a huge rear end in a top hat to anyone who thinks they can get in without a mask. There's not really a way to enforce wearing them in the theaters themselves though. I wouldn't recommend you go see movies in theaters at least through this year, possibly longer depending on how long this pandemic lasts. I'm not optimistic.
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can covo be spread through seat jizz asking for a friend
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Alan Smithee posted:can covo be spread through seat jizz I remember doctors saying the virus is detectable in testicle linings.
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https://twitter.com/TheAVClub/status/1276092843346538496?s=20quote:Racist anti-Semite Mel Gibson and woman-strangler Emile Hirsch star in “Force of Nature,” as Gibson’s brutal ex-cop with a dark past saves whites from a hurricane in Puerto Rico. https://twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/1276735508954198016?s=20 
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Alan Smithee posted:https://twitter.com/TheAVClub/status/1276092843346538496?s=20 Anyone who complains about “cancel culture” should be forced to watch all of Mel Gibson’s post arrest movies.
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And this is how I found out that Emile Hirsch is a woman-strangler.
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This might be an unpopular opinion, but strangling women is NOT cool...
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Grendels Dad posted:Warcraft had its chance, let Cavill be the Emperor or something in a Warhammer movie. Not sure on how good Cavill would be as Karl-Franz. Then again I always preferred Karl the politician to karl the giant warrior. Maybe Cavill as Felix in a Gotrek and Felix series?
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MonsieurChoc posted:Not sure on how good Cavill would be as Karl-Franz. Then again I always preferred Karl the politician to karl the giant warrior. I am imagining this as "what if the Witcher was Dandelion"
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MonsieurChoc posted:Not sure on how good Cavill would be as Karl-Franz. Then again I always preferred Karl the politician to karl the giant warrior. He can play Sigmar in an origin story, heck his backstory has him rescuing a Dwarf king from Orcs and that could be used for a basic fantasy movie. (Also I think they meant Cavill should play the Emperor from 40k)
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Did you guys think Margot Robbie was cool as Harley Quinn? How would you like to see that performance...on a boat!A.V. Club posted:THR reports today that Margot Robbie and writer Christina Hodson—who recently teamed up for Warner Bros.’ gleefully vulgar ode to egg sandwiches, Birds Of Prey—have put a new project together: A new film in the Pirates Of The Caribbean franchise. MH Knights fucked around with this message at 20:20 on Jun 27, 2020 |
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Kaiju Cage Match posted:He can play Sigmar in an origin story, heck his backstory has him rescuing a Dwarf king from Orcs and that could be used for a basic fantasy movie.  WFRP owns.
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MonsieurChoc posted:Not sure on how good Cavill would be as Karl-Franz. Then again I always preferred Karl the politician to karl the giant warrior. That is something that it's a little surprising doesn't already exist. The Gotrek and Felix books were really fun and lend themselves to adaptation, being mostly a fairly normal dude seeing the weirdness of the Warhammer world, which is basically lord of the rings but rewritten by a sugared up teenager.
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Henry Cavill should play Commissar Gaunt or Cain in a 40k movie. Cain has a lot of personality so I think Cavill could shine and they're both giant melee fightlords and he'd get to use a chainsaw sword. Putting him as the Emperor or a space marine or something would be a waste since they tend to skew towards bland. Emperor would just be him as Superman again but now with pauldrons.
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I’m sure the movie about space Nazis with fans who are a decent chance of being real Nazis will do well
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I say just give a 200 million budget to “If the Emperor had a text to speech device” and let them do their thing
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Gatts posted:I say just give a 200 million budget to “If the Emperor had a text to speech device” and let them do their thing So long as the animation style remains the exact same, this is a perfect idea and thus GW will never do it.
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Gatts posted:I say just give a 200 million budget to “If the Emperor had a text to speech device” and let them do their thing Henry Cavill as Kitten.
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MonsieurChoc posted:Henry Cavill as Kitten.
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If your Sherlock Holmes has human emotions instead of being a robotic automaton, he isn't public domain, according the Doyle estate:quote:In the latest lawsuit, the Doyle Estate alleges that the difference between the public domain stories and the copyrighted ones is emotions. https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/thr-esq/conan-doyle-estate-sues-netflix-coming-movie-sherlock-holmes-sister-1300108 Also Doyle has no living direct descendants so these are like second cousins at best running the Doyle estate.
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Whew. Good thing there's only one true Sherlock Holmes adaptation:
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My shercock Holmes xxx parody is protected
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According to Doyle Law, Holmes can only engage in foreplay if you pay for the copyright
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Tars Tarkas posted:If your Sherlock Holmes has human emotions instead of being a robotic automaton, he isn't public domain, according the Doyle estate: That is the pettiest thing good lord
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You all remember the 1985 movie D.A.R.Y.L., the movie about the robotic boy named D.A.R.Y.L. that my fondest memories of are having a babysitter whose brother was named Darryl so he was excited about the film and seeing an ad for it in one of the early issues of The Transformers comics. No idea if I ever saw it. Anyway, it's getting a sequel starring Tony Hale.quote:For comedy-leaning TBS, he's developing a sequel to 1985 sci-fi feature D.A.R.Y.L., starring Veep grad Tony Hale; That's all we know at this point, I am assuming Hale will take over the role of the robot kid as an adult but who knows, this is TBS original movie territory! https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/daryl-sequel-starring-tony-hale-tnt-tbs-development-slate-1300550
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I asked this before, but why didn't they sue the Enola Holmes book's author and publisher 14 years ago? They're clearly in it for the money. There's also the implication that any derivative work of fiction not approved by the original creator can be released without their permission as long as you change some fundamental thing about it. Like that Nazi alt universe My Little Pony.
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Kaiju Cage Match posted:Cavil's got the chin to play Varian Wrynn Despite it doing well in China they probably made a mistake filming WC1. A movie based on WC3 would have been a lot more popular. It could have even been a nice Arthas trilogy with a movie each for WC3, FT, and WotLK. And also Thrall.
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x1o posted:So long as the animation style remains the exact same, this is a perfect idea and thus GW will never do it. Honestly I am far more entertained by that whole series than if I had gotten into the actual Warhammer 40K as a serious hollywood type story. It does a better job with that universe than what mistakes I predict Hollywood production would make. MonsieurChoc posted:Henry Cavill as Kitten. I am very down with this.
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The best thing would be a Sherlock Holmes movie where the beginning is Sherlock Holmes starting his day then he goes and meets some old friend who also solves mysteries for coffee then the rest of the movie is a mystery story starring that old friend because the script was originally entirely about that unrelated character and then it just had the beginning scenes welded on. We never see Sherlock Holmes again for the rest of the movie. Though it's heavily marketed as a Sherlock Holmes movie a new Sherlock Holmes adventure and it's even called "Sherlock Holmes: something something"
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Tars Tarkas posted:You all remember the 1985 movie D.A.R.Y.L., the movie about the robotic boy named D.A.R.Y.L. that my fondest memories of are having a babysitter whose brother was named Darryl so he was excited about the film and seeing an ad for it in one of the early issues of The Transformers comics. No idea if I ever saw it. Anyway, it's getting a sequel starring Tony Hale. That's one of the oddest properties to revive.
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Jose Oquendo posted:That's one of the oddest properties to revive. Probably not as much as rebranding Chuds as right wingers
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:The best thing would be a Sherlock Holmes movie where the beginning is Sherlock Holmes starting his day then he goes and meets some old friend who also solves mysteries for coffee then the rest of the movie is a mystery story starring that old friend because the script was originally entirely about that unrelated character and then it just had the beginning scenes welded on. And then at the end, when the old friend rushes to confront the murderer, Holmes is already there. Heck, make it a series about London's second best detective arriving at crime scenes Holmes already puzzled out offscreen.
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Sherlock Holmes and the Case of the Backdoor Pilot
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It's actually about Sherlock Holmes' cat, and when they get to the scene of the crime... Macavity's not there.
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Ghost Leviathan posted:It's actually about Sherlock Holmes' cat, and when they get to the scene of the crime... Macavity's not there. Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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PJOmega posted:Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
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Jose Oquendo posted:That's one of the oddest properties to revive. Workaholics had a really prominent joke about the movie in one episode, I'm not going to be surprised if this is somehow six degrees separated from that.
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Tars Tarkas posted:You all remember the 1985 movie D.A.R.Y.L., the movie about the robotic boy named D.A.R.Y.L. that my fondest memories of are having a babysitter whose brother was named Darryl so he was excited about the film and seeing an ad for it in one of the early issues of The Transformers comics. No idea if I ever saw it. Anyway, it's getting a sequel starring Tony Hale. I remember exactly three things about that movie: the robot is really good at baseball, he steals an SR-71, and Dabney Coleman. And Dabney Coleman wasn't even in D.A.R.Y.L, he was in Cloak & Dagger, the movie about an Atari cartridge full of espionage material.
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