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goblin week posted:Master/apprentice would work I vote for Chad/Virgin.
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# ? Jun 28, 2020 17:53 |
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Arivia posted:just in their skin lightening products, which are sold in Asia to create whiter skin Oh it sounded like that would take marketing, say, foundation for fair skin and make them redefine
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# ? Jun 28, 2020 17:57 |
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RFC2324 posted:thats gonna make shopping for makeup a little more complicated, and toothpaste hilarious You buy a lot of L'oreal toothpaste?
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# ? Jun 28, 2020 17:58 |
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SiKboy posted:You buy a lot of L'oreal toothpaste? You realize loreal is over 500 brand names, right?
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# ? Jun 28, 2020 18:00 |
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I cannot for the life of me track down a great radio piece I heard years ago. I thought it was on Too Much Information but all I'm sure of is it was one of those Moth-style things, a monologue telling a story that you understand is not necessarily 100% historical. The guy says he's a sales consultant and he's visited one day in his office by a very rich south asian business fella who wants an expert to explain to him how to sell his company's skin whitening cream in the US. And he's trying and failing to explain it, and the businessguy gets frustrated and is going to leave. My clearest memory is the very end of the story, where the guy says "I can't help you sell your product, but I want you to promise me something: if you do market it in the US, I want you to call it 'Smartwhite'." I think about that on a regular basis. The story was bullshit, in that it doesn't matter whether it happened or not, and the teller was trying to convey an understanding of what qualities we see as "white" in the modern US. I think of 'smart' homes, and apple stores, and nordic interior design. e: please reply if you also remember this story, my family is dying
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# ? Jun 28, 2020 18:01 |
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The GOP Russian facebook bots are going to defeat a sequence of more and more powerful and pissed off conservatives by stabbing them in their weak points, until the bots ascend and become a pissed off conservative themselves, and also at some point somebody kills a horse? sounds about right
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# ? Jun 28, 2020 18:07 |
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Is that Mr. Boop cartoon a Wife Guy?
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# ? Jun 28, 2020 18:08 |
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Mike Pence finally going let the lust dam break and gently caress a horse to death.
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Sexual Aluminum posted:Is that Mr. Boop cartoon a Wife Guy? Regrettably, Mr. Boop is fictional; but if he was real, he would DEFINITELY be a Wife Guy.
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# ? Jun 28, 2020 18:16 |
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goblin week posted:Master/apprentice would work I'm genuinely surprised it hasn't become master/padawan by now.
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# ? Jun 28, 2020 18:24 |
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Sunswipe posted:I'm genuinely surprised it hasn't become master/padawan by now. Master/commander far side of the world Radio Paranoia posted:Regrettably, Mr. Boop is fictional; but if he was real, he would DEFINITELY be a Wife Guy. Can you blame him, he loves his wife, Betty Boop.
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# ? Jun 28, 2020 18:32 |
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Sunswipe posted:I'm genuinely surprised it hasn't become master/padawan by now. There have been instances where someone was admitted into the council but not granted the rank of master. The definition is unclear and can be considered outrageous.
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# ? Jun 28, 2020 18:34 |
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RFC2324 posted:thats gonna make shopping for makeup a little more complicated, and toothpaste hilarious I think it's specifically from skin lightening products which have uh... a contentious role in some parts of the globe.
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# ? Jun 28, 2020 18:49 |
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Cheese Fajita Wife Guy deleted his tweet but is still getting dunked on in the comments of his other, non cheese related tweets. He has a podcast of some sort and his episode intro line is "yo yo yiggity yo".
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# ? Jun 28, 2020 18:50 |
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Scratch Monkey posted:Cheese Fajita Wife Guy deleted his tweet but is still getting dunked on in the comments of his other, non cheese related tweets. He has a podcast of some sort and his episode intro line is "yo yo yiggity yo". hahahahaha
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# ? Jun 28, 2020 18:51 |
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RFC2324 posted:You realize loreal is over 500 brand names, right? It specifically says it's for "skin evening creams." (They are skin lighteners. The "evening" is reducing "dark" spots.)
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# ? Jun 28, 2020 18:57 |
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BrigadierSensible posted:Nah, it'd be the opposite. Karen finds out that her great great great great grandmother married someone from Mexico, so the next time her Soy LatteChino is 30 seconds late she will claim racism as she demands to speak to the manager. "I have 1% Black ancestry so I can use the n word all I want!"
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# ? Jun 28, 2020 19:02 |
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RFC2324 posted:You realize loreal is over 500 brand names, right? i don't see any toothpaste brands under l'oreal group so even if the article wasn't explicitly, as stated in the article, referring to skin-bleaching products but was, as a glance at the headline might lead one to believe, referring to literally everything the company makes, they still wouldn't be talking about toothpaste as far as i can tell
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# ? Jun 28, 2020 19:07 |
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LordSaturn posted:I mean, it'd be a thousand times more effective if L'Oreal stopped making whitening creams, like Johnson and Johnson did. if you take a quick GIS for "whitening cream racist" you'll get an idea of what I mean "gently caress those people who want to treat their age spots, scars, or melasma."
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# ? Jun 28, 2020 19:22 |
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Scratch Monkey posted:Cheese Fajita Wife Guy deleted his tweet but is still getting dunked on in the comments of his other, non cheese related tweets. He has a podcast of some sort and his episode intro line is "yo yo yiggity yo". It doesn't take much to start a podcast. You just need a microphone, an internet connection and an idiot.
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# ? Jun 28, 2020 19:43 |
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Master/puppets
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# ? Jun 28, 2020 19:49 |
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Doms/Subs
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# ? Jun 28, 2020 19:53 |
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Henchman of Santa posted:New wife guy on a Saturday night: https://twitter.com/erspamer_matt/status/1277111466730991616?s=20
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# ? Jun 28, 2020 20:00 |
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Mierenneuker posted:It doesn't take much to start a podcast. You just need a microphone, an internet connection and an idiot.
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# ? Jun 28, 2020 21:07 |
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i have an internet and a microphone, 2/3rds of the way thereZetsubou-san posted:Doms/Subs top/bottom
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# ? Jun 28, 2020 21:38 |
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T-man posted:i have an internet and a microphone, 2/3rds of the way there Turn off your monitor
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# ? Jun 28, 2020 23:10 |
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Oh My loving God https://twitter.com/SpicyHalo_/status/1276712527389503488?s=20
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# ? Jun 29, 2020 00:01 |
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Henchman of Santa posted:New wife guy on a Saturday night: Shredded cheese on fajitas is nice, but I fail to see how that would be the only way someone could enjoy them.
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# ? Jun 29, 2020 00:17 |
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Re: the cheese on fajitas wife tweet. Leaving aside the "My life is ruined because an underpaid overworked waiter is a little slow." bullshit. Do we know why does she need cheese to eat fajitas? Is she a 5 year old chucking a sook because she can't get exactly what she wants? And I've never heard of a picky eater with that specific whinge. Also, why can't she eat them as is, and wait for teh loving cheese that she prefers, like a normal person?
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# ? Jun 29, 2020 00:23 |
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BrigadierSensible posted:Re: the cheese on fajitas wife tweet.
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# ? Jun 29, 2020 00:26 |
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# ? Jun 29, 2020 00:31 |
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IncredibleIgloo posted:Shredded cheese on fajitas is nice, but I fail to see how that would be the only way someone could enjoy them. She has reverse lactose intolerance
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# ? Jun 29, 2020 00:32 |
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isnt the lower one for children? or is that explaining the yoke
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# ? Jun 29, 2020 00:56 |
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Henchman of Santa posted:She has reverse lactose intolerance She certainly has some kind of intolerance though.
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# ? Jun 29, 2020 01:02 |
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SurreptitiousMuffin posted:The GOP Russian facebook bots are going to defeat a sequence of more and more powerful and pissed off conservatives by stabbing them in their weak points, until the bots ascend and become a pissed off conservative themselves, and also at some point somebody kills a horse? two of them arent even that big though.
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# ? Jun 29, 2020 01:06 |
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PhazonLink posted:isnt the lower one for children? or is that explaining the yoke It's for people in wheelchairs, to comply with ADA requirements.
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# ? Jun 29, 2020 01:38 |
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PhazonLink posted:isnt the lower one for children? or is that explaining the yoke That’s the joke.
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# ? Jun 29, 2020 01:40 |
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Lol https://twitter.com/sims/status/1277381145706053632
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# ? Jun 29, 2020 01:44 |
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PhazonLink posted:isnt the lower one for children? or is that explaining the yoke
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# ? Jun 29, 2020 01:47 |
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I really want to believe he baited her into that.
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