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Does anyone else have an issue with the pesky keyboard cockroaches? Im certainly not going to buy a new keyboard, and the roach bait ain't killing them... I would put the keyboard in the freezer to kill them, but I don't have a working refrigerator at the house i move into 2 weeks ago... Don't tell me to pull all the keys up and vacuum, thats just nonsense. Can I get some good ideas here to help me out? I cant dunk the drat thing in a tub of water, it will break. IM short on ideas. Help me please.
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How is having free self reproducing snacks a problem OP.
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Jun 30, 2020 02:12
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:How is having free self reproducing snacks a problem OP. is this the cockroach lifehack thread? if you have a tickle at the back of your throat and cant cough hard enough to get it just breath in some roach wings and you'll be all cleared out in no time at all. I know this from personal experience it's ok roach wings are sterile
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Jun 30, 2020 02:25
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Just to be clear, these are the tiny german cockroaches... Not big enough for a real snack and too small to really care about.
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Jun 30, 2020 02:28
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You'd better hire an exterminator. Before it's too late. https://youtube.com/watch?v=pRgXDZghPj8
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Jun 30, 2020 02:42
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have you tried just talking to them
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Jun 30, 2020 02:43
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use some Keyboard Goop OP
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Jun 30, 2020 02:46
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Turn on your Keyboard LEDs so they can party
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Jun 30, 2020 02:52
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Joe’s Keyboard
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Jun 30, 2020 02:53
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Seal it up with cum and let it crust over. That way they can’t find the bits of pizza rolls and kfc Nashville hot chicken. 
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Jun 30, 2020 02:56
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You can pour rubbing alcohol on your keyboard and just let it dry overnight. It's non-conductive and won't damage the electronics
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Jun 30, 2020 03:00
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The LED's are already on, that's how I see them moving.. Maybe I can just turn the lights off and pretend they are not there. This is supposed to be a forum full of smarts, where is the smarts when I need em? II thought maybe a low and slow bake in the oven... Anyone know what temperature keyboard plastic melts at?
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Jun 30, 2020 03:01
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turn it upside down and shake it OP
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Jun 30, 2020 03:02
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I thought the rubbing alcohol idea was legit
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Jun 30, 2020 03:03
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Jesustheastronaut! posted:You can pour rubbing alcohol on your keyboard and just let it dry overnight. It's non-conductive and won't damage the electronics this, but use a bag so the cockroaches dont just jump ship e: also use 90% alcohol
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Jun 30, 2020 03:29
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Hardon Crime posted:this, but use a bag so the cockroaches dont just jump ship lmao at a keyboard being a roach ship. where are they going. I love it ty for this mental image hardon crime
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Jun 30, 2020 03:32
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Ian Miles Cheong spotted
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Jun 30, 2020 03:41
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lure them out of there with trails of your semen which they have become quite accustomed to being their main source of food.
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Jun 30, 2020 04:45
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:is this the cockroach lifehack thread? if you have a tickle at the back of your throat and cant cough hard enough to get it just breath in some roach wings and you'll be all cleared out in no time at all. I know this from personal experience it's ok roach wings are sterile cockroach lifehack threads are all fun and games until someone whips out the medieval humor balancing suggestions
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Jun 30, 2020 05:16
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At least you didn’t clean the gunk out of it, cum on it, then rub it in your teeth and post pics of it all. Tbh that’s what I fully expected when I clicked this then was pleasantly surprised when it wasn’t
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Jun 30, 2020 05:23
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Krudcake posted:Just to be clear, these are the tiny german cockroaches... Not big enough for a real snack and too small to really care about. quote:You'd better hire an exterminator. Before it's too late. srsly find the poo, the dead giveaway is the poo for every one you see there are 500-1000 more than you don't oh yeah, and the egg sacs they can squeeze themselves paper thin they can survive for months w/o food they lay eggs in kitchen appliances, microwave ovens, cardboard boxes, etc if you live in an apartment then happy fun to you nip it in the bud or you'll have them for years oh yeah if you have an infrared camera set it up where you've seen them
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Jun 30, 2020 05:32
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I have roaches and it’s great for weight loss I haven’t gone into my kitchen for a snack after sunset in years
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Jun 30, 2020 06:07
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didnt scrape cockroaches off keyboard, ejaculate on to them, then smear on bearded face, voted 1
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Jun 30, 2020 06:12
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sprinkle Diatomaceous Earth all over your keyboard, the fine powder will act as a dessicant. Also, call an exterminator they aren't just in your disgusting keyboard.
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Jun 30, 2020 06:22
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pour vodka on the keyboard
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Jun 30, 2020 06:33
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Jun 30, 2020 07:31
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the first time I saw a cockroach and it didnt have a big hog I got so confused. surely I'd misheard the name or something but nope cockroaches dont even have penises it turns out. check please!
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Jun 30, 2020 07:34
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your keyboard is now technically a cyborg.
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Jun 30, 2020 07:42
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:the first time I saw a cockroach and it didnt have a big hog I got so confused. surely I'd misheard the name or something but nope cockroaches dont even have penises it turns out. check please! A cockroach is the bit left over when you are done smoking a cock.
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Jun 30, 2020 20:26
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Place keyboard in oven, and then set oven to the CLEAN setting.
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Jun 30, 2020 20:54
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German roaches are worse than regular. I sprayed some once and they ripped their skin off and ran away.
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Jun 30, 2020 22:17
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They really hate dubstep so just play some Skrillex or something
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Jun 30, 2020 22:34
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Motherfucker posted:German roaches are worse than regular. I sprayed some once and they ripped their skin off and ran away. I dont understand why you.have to specifically mention that they are German cockroach es. Are all cockroaches not the same
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Jun 30, 2020 22:51
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:I dont understand why you.have to specifically mention that they are German cockroach es. Are all cockroaches not the same no. some of them are huge and fly. it is very disturbing.
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Jun 30, 2020 22:59
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:I dont understand why you.have to specifically mention that they are German cockroach es. Are all cockroaches not the same wtf this is completely invalidating, German roaches are a completely different subspecies and its erasure to pretend its just a cultural difference. You're so going to be cancelled when I get on Skitter. You'll think twice next time you try bugging me on the web!!
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Jun 30, 2020 23:45
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Clean your loving room
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Jun 30, 2020 23:49
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Motherfucker posted:wtf this is completely invalidating, German roaches are a completely different subspecies and its erasure to pretend its just a cultural difference. You're so going to be cancelled when I get on Skitter. You'll think twice next time you try bugging me on the web!! I'm new to bugs, this ones on me ok I hosed up. here's a velvet ant 
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