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I'll start: Coroporations using the term "contactless." Everything is "contactless." "Contactless" this and "contactless" that. SHUT THE gently caress UP! What u got?
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I like the Dominos commercial where they advertise that they never touch your pizza once it's out of the oven, and it makes me wonder what their old procedure was that required touching the pizza once it was outside of the oven.
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Jul 1, 2020 02:36
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The loving commercials with the Brady bunch boxes where they suck each other’s dicks on the internet. People saying amazing about everything. The sonic commercials with the stale bread sandwiches. People who can’t get their eyebrows right.
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Jul 1, 2020 02:40
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I like High-C orange juice its not 100% but it has a nice taste and is refreshing. Comes in those small cartons.
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Jul 1, 2020 02:42
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I hope this post finds you well
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Jul 1, 2020 02:44
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In these difficult uncertain times, Soulless Corp LTD cares about you!
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Jul 1, 2020 02:46
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Alucard posted:I hope this post finds you well No, I'm PO'd.
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Jul 1, 2020 02:48
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you can drink it without a lime wedge
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Jul 1, 2020 02:49
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Not wearing a mask.
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Jul 1, 2020 02:50
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Hulu/Youtube/something keeps giving me ads for Hinge which... not the fuckin' time my dudes!
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Jul 1, 2020 02:50
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anything where anyone is smiling and happy and refuses to acknowledge that this is the living nightmare
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Jul 1, 2020 02:51
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Nah man it's not that bad yet
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Jul 1, 2020 02:52
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I wanna rock! I want to rock!!!
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Jul 1, 2020 02:57
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:The loving commercials with the Brady bunch boxes where they suck each other’s dicks on the internet. People saying amazing about everything. The sonic commercials with the stale bread sandwiches. People who can’t get their eyebrows right. if this is real I take back everything bad I ever said about commercials
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Jul 1, 2020 03:05
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"we're all in this together." Thanks cheez-itz, I guess?
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Jul 1, 2020 03:07
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I saw a Jeep commercial where they were offering 0%apr for 6 YEARS $0 due at signing then they changed it to 6 months 0% apr. What kind of deflation would allow them to do that? 
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Jul 1, 2020 03:09
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Thought of another one: Giant "Heroes Work Here" signs. People seem to be playing fast-and-loose with what it means to be a hero lately.
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Jul 1, 2020 03:10
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"In these troubled times" or similar has become the equivalent of when commercials say "the big game" to avoid having to pay to say "super bowl"
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Jul 1, 2020 03:12
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unprecedented, uncertain, new normal
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Jul 1, 2020 03:12
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I think it's suspicious that new commercials featuring social distancing themes are being produced at all. I don't believe that all of the people involved in the creation of the commercial are social distancing while making it.
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Jul 1, 2020 03:13
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'x' has become the new epicenter
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Jul 1, 2020 03:13
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Fuckin hate 'new normal' and 'social distancing'
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Jul 1, 2020 03:14
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police brutality against peaceful protestors EDIT oh yeah probably a funny one too, uhhhh, having to cross the street when i see someone walking down the sidewalk
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Jul 1, 2020 03:16
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Yeah, it's physical loving distancing, social distancing is a terrible term
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Jul 1, 2020 03:17
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The whole getting sick part sucks
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Jul 1, 2020 03:17
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The Human Crouton posted:I think it's suspicious that new commercials featuring social distancing themes are being produced at all. I don't believe that all of the people involved in the creation of the commercial are social distancing while making it. I'm seein' a lot ones that are obviously quickly animated so... there's those at least?
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Jul 1, 2020 03:17
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all this 'please go back to work' poo poo has got to stop.
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Jul 1, 2020 03:18
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:all this 'please go back to work' poo poo has got to stop. Um, yeah, about that.... The VAST majority of Americans never stopped working. They worked through the entire pandemic. And no one gave a poo poo about them. But Susie Hairdresser or Barry Bartender gets asked nicely to go back to work and do their part, and "wokies" go nuts, talking about oppression and murdering Americans and all this bullshit. What about the millions upon millions who never stopped working and never complained about it?
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Jul 1, 2020 03:28
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Lil Devil posted:What about the millions upon millions who never stopped working and never complained about it? Thank you for your service? E. Also: Colonel Cancer posted:In these difficult uncertain times, Soulless Corp LTD cares about you!
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Jul 1, 2020 03:32
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gently caress social distancing
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Jul 1, 2020 03:37
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Lil Devil posted:Um, yeah, about that.... yes queen!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jul 1, 2020 03:38
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:all this 'please go back to work' poo poo has got to stop. No poo poo. Started a waiter job juuuuust before the lockdown hit, 2 weeks later the place is closed. Got on the CERB. (that's the canadian rona $ relief) The owner made the news recently where they were showcasing their approach to reopening and the chef was quoted saying "I'm surprised, I thought people were eager to go back to work." and this gem "I promise I will get you all off the CERB". Why of course, we cannot wait to go back to making your business function for minimum wage* while you literally yell at all your staff constantly for no reason, all the time. Eat a bankrupcy you awful c**t. Thanks for listening. *: this is a place where a table for 2 will leave with at least a 500$ bill.
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Jul 1, 2020 03:48
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The Human Crouton posted:I like the Dominos commercial where they advertise that they never touch your pizza once it's out of the oven, and it makes me wonder what their old procedure was that required touching the pizza once it was outside of the oven. The driver steals a slice and tries to push it back together
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Jul 1, 2020 03:49
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Lil Devil posted:Um, yeah, about that.... Lmao
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Jul 1, 2020 03:50
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Also tired of hearing 'uncertain'. Also tired of hearing 'unprecedented', and then in the next breath they discuss the budget cuts that are all running along the same lines as the 2009 economy crash. uNpReCeDenTeD indeed.
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Jul 1, 2020 03:54
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Bronze Fonz posted:No poo poo. my girlfriends boss has her on the phone telling her how everythings cool now, they went out to eat at a local restaurant and everyone has masks on so it's all good. I had to beg her not to go back. she didnt and were not dead yet hell yeah. same boss tricked her into not refilling for unemployment. hell yeah bosses own, thank you job creators
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Jul 1, 2020 03:56
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:my girlfriends boss has her on the phone telling her how everythings cool now, they went out to eat at a local restaurant and everyone has masks on so it's all good. I had to beg her not to go back. she didnt and were not dead yet hell yeah. same boss tricked her into not refilling for unemployment. hell yeah bosses own, thank you job creators TBH, your GF doesn't sound too smart if she got tricked by a some retarded restaurant boss twice in as many conversations. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jul 1, 2020 04:01
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Lil Devil posted:TBH, your GF doesn't sound too smart if she got tricked by a some retarded restaurant boss twice in as many conversations. If you wanna waste ten bucks just send it to me dude
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Jul 1, 2020 04:03
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The Human Crouton posted:I like the Dominos commercial where they advertise that they never touch your pizza once it's out of the oven, and it makes me wonder what their old procedure was that required touching the pizza once it was outside of the oven. They licked all the flavor off of the pizza
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