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Something about the furniture/house proportions seems very off.
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The gently caress are your search criteria?
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Buy the house of leaves
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:Just browsing Zillow over here. So... Does this guy like Jesus and motorcycles or something or what? I'm a little unclear on the matter.
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This is why we don't search for livable houses in hell.
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Ego-bot posted:Putting motorcycles on display in your house is the white-trash version of doing the same with Ferraris and Porsches. There's a way to do it right, but that wasn't it.  But then even that is kinda the white trash version of this: 
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ReidRansom posted:There's a way to do it right, but that wasn't it. This also isn't it. And, uh, how do they get the wood from the back pile? A ladder? I probably sound like my mom but all these pictures got me thinking what a pain in the rear end it must be to dust the toys in these homes. That, or they're just groddy af
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Don't decorate with motor vehicles
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:Buy the house of leaves Escrow some call is air am.
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The Sexual Shiite posted:Because it’s hell toupee? I saw that, nice
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:You’re going to love this. Daycare center.
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Sprue posted:This also isn't it. They have people that clean and get the wood for them, so there’s no thought on whether it’s convenient or even makes sense.
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Kwanzaa Quickie posted:The gently caress are your search criteria? Scathach posted:This is why we don't search for livable houses in hell. BiggerBoat posted:So... I think Cowboys, mostly?
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https://twitter.com/fingerbIaster/status/1275551570659164161?s=20
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I'm glad you could forget what it is. Cum jar.
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DicktheCat posted:I'm glad you could forget what it is. Don't sign your posts.
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Tubgoat posted:What in god's loving name? Gotta be careful with what you leave on the radiator during winter
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Escrow some call is air am. Incoherent? Yes. Entirely without meaning? I'm afraid not.
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What do you guys think Godzilla's balls smell like? Just curious ha ha...
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Jul 1, 2020 14:22
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Reptiles are well-known for having gigantic, dangling balls. Early biologists confused several species of snakes' huge hanging testicles for poorly-developed legs.
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AUG: i have a question about godzillas balls
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The Mighty Moltres posted:AUG: i have a question about godzillas balls I thought you said King Kong's balls!
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my brother is trying to buy a house and so i get to see a ton of zillow disasters but where the gently caress do you live. is your internet hooked up to a different dimension? my brother also thinks they should show every room unfurnished unless they are letting you keep the furniture theres been a few houses where he went to look at them and the pictures had a nice stove / counter top and the counter top is completely hosed because of how they pulled the stove out or they wrecked the cabinets above the fridge pulling the fridge out. not that he cared about the cabinets that house was just stupidly priced we live in rural nc and they wanted 500k for a 3bed 2 bath. or one time the owner just wanted to sell the house as is including her dead grandmas poo poo and the pictures were some how angled to ignore the hoard of boxes of magazines in every room.
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My friend’s brother sold his house and just got hosed out of like 5 flat screen TVs because they left them up during the showing and the buyer had it put in the contract that the TVs were part of the sale. His own fault for not reading the contract carefully I guess but still.
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 The sweat is what makes the powder stick  Just needs a wash
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:
“Ono” is right.
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:My friend’s brother sold his house and just got hosed out of like 5 flat screen TVs because they left them up during the showing and the buyer had it put in the contract that the TVs were part of the sale. His own fault for not reading the contract carefully I guess but still. That's when you make clear that the remotes would be included for an additional 10k.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2tGTcAVW0A
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cult_hero posted:That's when you make clear that the remotes would be included for an additional 10k. I think he was going to take the power cords with him but his lawyer told him not to
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Breetai posted:Don't sign your posts. Sorry, still new to this whole nettiquette thing. Thanks for being a pal and letting me know!
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oldpainless posted:Gehrman account spotted More like Old Dreamless
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:Incoherent? Yes. Entirely without meaning? I'm afraid not. Goddamn right.
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Goddamn right. 
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:
This is going to be a fun conversation starter at the dry cleaners.
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:
Solid maybe if it was cool ranch flavored.
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Panfilo posted:This is going to be a fun conversation starter at the dry cleaners. More of a conversation ender.
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that's a good price for knitted skin
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snergle posted:my brother is trying to buy a house and so i get to see a ton of zillow disasters but where the gently caress do you live. is your internet hooked up to a different dimension? I have no idea. I am not looking for anything weird, just normal houses. Normal houses, with totally normal kitchens, like this one.  There’s nothing I want in my kitchen more than rusty hunks of tetanus-edged metal impregnated with the funk of a thousand unwashed pairs of gym shorts and uneaten tuna sandwiches. Edit: I wish one of them was open. I’ll bet they’re hanging meat in there. Curing some long pig, perhaps.
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