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Please behave!
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 18:37 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 16:03 |
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my wife
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 18:37 |
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oh, shag off
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 18:37 |
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Hi, it's me Austin Powers, I'm here to chew bubble gum and hunt replicants... and I'm all out of bubble gum!
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 18:37 |
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hides dick behind a raspberry
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 18:39 |
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This is my penis pump. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My penis pump is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my penis pump is useless. Without my penis pump , I am useless. I must fire my penis true. I must cum straighter than my enemy who is trying to cum on me. I must splatter him before he splatters me. I will ... My penis pump and I know that what counts in war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit ... My penis pump is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its pump and its barrel. I will keep my penis pump clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will ... Before God, I swear this creed. My penis pump and I are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life. So be it, until victory is Britain's and there is no enemy, but peace!
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 18:40 |
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*Pretends to not be trapped in a legume*
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 18:41 |
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basil: ahh austin, we've finally got a mole into dr evil's organization. here he is now. *diglett walks into frame* austin: holy poo poo. pisssss. this poo poo is crazy.
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 18:47 |
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"A lot of vagina."
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 18:47 |
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Yes baby
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 18:47 |
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We need a song teenagers can bang their heads to in a car. Bohemian Rhapsody is not that song.
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 18:48 |
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Oh my goodness girl that is humpalicious
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 18:49 |
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*takes a 5 second piss*
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 18:50 |
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Sid Vicious posted:Oh my goodness girl that is humpalicious This was one of my favorite scenes.
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 18:55 |
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Allow me to introduce myself. The name's Powers. Austin Powers. International Man of Mystery. *immediately shoots Dr. Evil w/ a gun*
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 19:01 |
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i am requesting you pay me one hundred thousand euros
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 19:03 |
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Hey guys it's me, Austin Powers.
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 19:09 |
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Ssssssssssomebody shag me
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 19:12 |
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*doesn't drink poo*
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 19:13 |
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Do I make you rondy, baby
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 19:14 |
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Qqqq qqqq, qqqq!
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 19:15 |
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Moi fother is played boi Micheal McKean
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 19:16 |
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Get in mah swamp
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 19:17 |
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a thousand goddamnm dollars!!
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 19:17 |
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Yeah, honey!
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 19:19 |
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Mmhmm, babe, mmhmm!
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 19:24 |
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scott
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 19:24 |
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ive loved these movies since I was a toddler and boy when I learned all those different characters where played by Austin powers I was shook. the mans a national treasure. .. if you liked him in Austin powers check out Austin powers in the love guru, youll thank me later
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 19:27 |
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Alllright baby she's a man baby
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 19:30 |
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*does a 3-point K-turn*
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 19:31 |
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Kung-fu, kung-fu, kung-fu!
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 19:31 |
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Goldmember: "I enjoy gold!"
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 19:34 |
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Who is throwing a shoe?
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 19:35 |
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Please go into my stomach.
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 19:41 |
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:*takes a 5 second piss* Adam Sandler did this joke much better on one of his albums prior to Austin Powers and I hadn't thought about this in approximately 4 centuries so thank you for waking the dead.
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 19:43 |
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yes, baby!
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 19:47 |
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That satellite looks like a dick. A set of dick and balls. A human penis.
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 19:50 |
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*Upon watching a woman disrobe behind a screen* Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 19:51 |
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Dr. Evil this is your son, Scott. "Hello." "Hello."
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 19:54 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 16:03 |
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Alright, alright, alright, baby.
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 19:56 |