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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Please behave! :pervert:

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kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

my wife

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
oh, shag off

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Hi, it's me Austin Powers, I'm here to chew bubble gum and hunt replicants... and I'm all out of bubble gum!

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
hides dick behind a raspberry

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
This is my penis pump. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My penis pump is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

Without me, my penis pump is useless. Without my penis pump , I am useless. I must fire my penis true. I must cum straighter than my enemy who is trying to cum on me. I must splatter him before he splatters me. I will ...

My penis pump and I know that what counts in war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit ...

My penis pump is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its pump and its barrel. I will keep my penis pump clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will ...

Before God, I swear this creed. My penis pump and I are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.

So be it, until victory is Britain's and there is no enemy, but peace!

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

*Pretends to not be trapped in a legume*

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

basil: ahh austin, we've finally got a mole into dr evil's organization. here he is now.
*diglett walks into frame*
austin: holy poo poo. pisssss. this poo poo is crazy.

sure okay
Apr 7, 2006





"A lot of vagina."

Shania Twain
Aug 25, 2008
Yes baby

Canuckistan
Jan 14, 2004

I'm the greatest thing since World War III.





Soiled Meat
We need a song teenagers can bang their heads to in a car. Bohemian Rhapsody is not that song.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Oh my goodness girl that is humpalicious

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


*takes a 5 second piss*

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Sid Vicious posted:

Oh my goodness girl that is humpalicious

This was one of my favorite scenes.

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


Allow me to introduce myself. The name's Powers. Austin Powers. International Man of Mystery.

*immediately shoots Dr. Evil w/ a gun*

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


i am requesting you pay me one hundred thousand euros

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Hey guys it's me, Austin Powers.

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


Ssssssssssomebody shag me

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


*doesn't drink poo*

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Do I make you rondy, baby

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA
Qqqq qqqq, qqqq!

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


Moi fother is played boi Micheal McKean

Sourdough Sam
May 2, 2010

:dukedog:
Get in mah swamp

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


a thousand goddamnm dollars!!

Big Dick Cheney
Mar 30, 2007
Yeah, honey!

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Mmhmm, babe, mmhmm!

Sourdough Sam
May 2, 2010

:dukedog:
scott

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


ive loved these movies since I was a toddler and boy when I learned all those different characters where played by Austin powers I was shook. the mans a national treasure. .. if you liked him in Austin powers check out Austin powers in the love guru, youll thank me later

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
Alllright baby she's a man baby

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
*does a 3-point K-turn*

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Kung-fu, kung-fu, kung-fu!

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
Goldmember: "I enjoy gold!"

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
Who is throwing a shoe?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Please go into my stomach.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

*takes a 5 second piss*

Adam Sandler did this joke much better on one of his albums prior to Austin Powers and I hadn't thought about this in approximately 4 centuries so thank you for waking the dead.

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
yes, baby!

Big Dick Cheney
Mar 30, 2007
That satellite looks like a dick. A set of dick and balls. A human penis.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

*Upon watching a woman disrobe behind a screen*

Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Dr. Evil this is your son, Scott.
"Hello."
"Hello."

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Haschel Cedricson
Jan 4, 2006

Brinkmanship

Alright, alright, alright, baby.

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