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think back to the world of tech in 2010. a lot has changed since then! ten years ago, i ran windows xp on my netbook and didn't have a smartphone. intel was the undisputed king of the processor hill. apple still made some pretty good computers, and steve had not yet passed on to his great reward. ballmer had recently shocked the world by releasing one of microsoft's least poo poo oses, windows 7. online dating was still sufficiently weird that you had to pretend you and your ladyfriend met cute in a coffeeshop or something. it seemed like 2010 might truly be the year of linux on the desktop. what do you think computers will look like in June 2030?
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good thred mang
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Jun 29, 2020 17:50
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in 2010 your operating system was a piece of poo poo. this remains the case now and surely in 2030 as well
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Jun 29, 2020 17:52
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itll be javascript all the way to the kernel, op
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Jun 29, 2020 19:34
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gonna post on my sweet Huawei MacBook Pro
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Jun 29, 2020 20:53
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:what do you think computers will look like in June 2030? they will replace the nt kernel with the linux kernel but also gdi with electron
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Jun 29, 2020 21:01
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Chewbaccanator posted:itll be javascript all the way to the kernel, op Zlodo posted:they will replace the nt kernel with the linux kernel but also gdi with electron 
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Jun 29, 2020 23:05
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the number of desktop linux users will reach four figures
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Jun 29, 2020 23:06
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computers will be stored in the balls
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Jun 30, 2020 23:42
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will a computer finallly be able to eat you out rather than the other way around we dont know thats the magic of computers science
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Archduke Frantz Fanon posted:will a computer finallly be able to eat you out rather than the other way around anything is possible with computers, op personally, i think that we'll be all be digital consciousnesses each running on a different amazon-microsoft server instance
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Jun 30, 2020 23:51
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everything will be exactly the same as now, but with more ads
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Jun 30, 2020 23:52
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Sweevo posted:everything will be exactly the same as now, but with more ads lol
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Jul 1, 2020 00:02
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hang on my eee work laptop is booting
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Sweevo posted:the number of desktop linux users will reach four figures average weight in pounds, maybe
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linux will be king, coffee shops will no longer exist as the plague takes over every ones body, dating site will be come cam sites, everyone will have a government issued lovedoll capable of very basic AI i love yous, and my smartphone will still spy on me, all hail the box
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carry on then posted:average weight in pounds, maybe
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DAIRY KING posted:linux will be king, coffee shops will no longer exist as the plague takes over every ones body, dating site will be come cam sites, everyone will have a government issued lovedoll capable of very basic AI i love yous, and my smartphone will still spy on me, all hail the box sounds like a net improvement over my current life 
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manufacturers will realize no one gives a gently caress about folding phones
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the 2010 decade was pretty good for consumers, because they could buy an ordinary new computer and could assume that it wouldn't run like poo poo, and run almost any normal consumer application without slowdown 2010 was the decade of significantly cyber warfare and cyber attacks more than any other. before it was a minor threat or science fiction. now it's ubiquitous all over the planet. a mixture of the inventiveness of computer science, and capability of computers aided to the cause maybe we'll look back at 2030-2040 as the decade of simulating suffering with quantum computers
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Jul 1, 2020 19:56
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looking forward to apple's 2030 folding display quantum computer watch
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it is kind of sad to me that this will likely be the first decade where more kids than the preceding decade will grow up without a "traditional" computer at home. writing some terrible basic, messing about with the system, eventually culminating with a terrible linux dual-boot install making the computer actively worse to use for everyone was fun. Cybernetic Vermin fucked around with this message at 21:18 on Jul 1, 2020 |
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:looking forward to apple's 2030 folding display quantum computer watch no one wants that!!
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President Beep posted:manufacturers will realize no one gives a gently caress about folding phones lol no
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:looking forward to apple's 2030 folding display quantum computer watch apple will get it right with the first shapeshifting screen, with a UI that users can feel
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apple buy motorola and put out identical-form-factor razrs with some version of ios optimized for tinyscreen
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throw in a blackberry curve-esque trackball for the hat trick.
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President Beep posted:no one wants that!! Gary No One twitch 3.0 streaming sensation will
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computers are a fad, i don't think they'll still have them next year
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all the machine learning algorithms will have trained themselves to be even worse at identifying the poo poo theyre supposed to
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they’ll look the same as today because we’ll all be dead by 2025.
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95% of american households will have an ISP that supports IPv6, but only 40% of households will actually get it on their desktop or tv since they just get the routers from their ISP. All the other households will still be running routers that max out at 100Mbps and will not have IPv6 support at all. But it will be irrelevant since most internet access will be via mobile phones. Most of those will be ipv6 capable, but many apps will silently fail on ipv6-only networks. People who once suspected 5G towers as CIA eavesdropping will now claim that IPv6 is european encroachment. IPv6 conspiracy theories are widespread enough that major ISPs expend significant capital fighting them. 99.9% of SOHO and small businesses networks that roll out in-house services will still be running only ipv4.
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Makeout Patrol posted:all the machine learning algorithms will have trained themselves to be even worse at identifying the poo poo theyre supposed to despite being measurably more secure, no more phones are released that allow fingerprint authentication. the fbi has stopped asking for backdoors for phones since face unlock is very broken now, but in widespread use samsung releases a machine learning enabled voice authentication mechanism for bixby, and is enabled by default. For whatever reason, a barking dog is able to unlock any bixby protected phone. Samsung still refuses to put bixby out to pasture.
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Apple releases a set of airpods that access mobile networks and talk to Siri without the need for an iphone. Because of year-round pandemics, the world is now filled with people wearing masks, talking to themselves. Two people arrive from 1985 in a Delorean and are unable to communicate with anyone, despite everyone speaking English. They catch the latest coronavirus strain and die, due to an inability to provide proof of healthcare insurance.
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Like Nazis did in this decade, in the coming decade HP Unix will make a huge comeback no one expected, or really is happy about
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hpux cant have a 'comeback' it never really took off to begin with
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will the comeback be on itanium or pa-risc?
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google search results will become 100% aliexpress links
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