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hello friend, 2020 has been tough on us all and it's only just half over!! But i do not think 2020 has to keep sucking the big 1 and, with my newly gained powers, i will try my best 2 do good. Today, where i live, is July's eve, or summer's eve on the gregorian calendar, a time of warmth and gross humidity and mosquitos but also hope. What excitment will i wake up to tomorrow, you might think? Well, first of all, Canada Day, but as it turns out, not just Canada Day. My dumb and short reign is going 2 over lap with Summer Advent, a seasonal party. Friends told me hey do u know what advent is (I don't)? Do u know it traditionally has 25 days (I didn't)? Well gently caress it, we're doing all 31 baby. Every morning this month (EST), after I've had a coffee, we will crack open a small cardboard door on a calendar and find a bad prize. Because it's not July just yet where I am, today I will simply leave this here on the mantle and u have to promise not to open any doors or shake it, it was expensive and I am poor. xoxoxox nut |
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yes Yes YES
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 01:48 |
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ok ok I'm not going to get overly excited for binder clips but I think, I *feel*, that it just might be binder clips I'm so excited
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 02:11 |
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i'm nervous |
# ? Jul 1, 2020 02:41 |
Luvcow posted:i'm nervous it's driving me "nut"s
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 03:21 |
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Orb keep our land Glorious and chill Bee Y Oh Bee we stand on guard for thee! Bee Y Oh Bee we stand on guard for thee! |
# ? Jul 1, 2020 03:55 |
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owlhawk911 posted:it's driving me "nut"s Barking Gecko posted:Orb keep our land |
# ? Jul 1, 2020 03:58 |
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im not crying mom didn't smack my hand with a wooden spoon for trying to open a door early i spilled water on my face
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 04:43 |
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is this the ik joke probe sub because the gimmick is kinda weird |
# ? Jul 1, 2020 07:57 |
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im excited |
# ? Jul 1, 2020 08:01 |
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thanks HP and grats nut!!
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 08:34 |
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I'll take "things behind door number 1" for $500, nut
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 10:01 |
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The Voice of Labor posted:is this the ik joke probe sub because the gimmick is kinda weird oh no no no, but who knows what lies behind some of those doors ok ok let me grab some brekkie and we can crack this thing open
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 12:35 |
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I think July 25th will be the most exciting one
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 12:46 |
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July 1 Happy July everyone! The summer is a powerful season about family love blah blahb lah blah lets crack this loving this open!! Oooh, I see something, what did we get? We got the Jeffie Cheez! Rarity: ★★★★★★★☆☆☆ Occupation: Volunteer Firefighter Pro-tip: Ha ha very cool, just make sure you wash your hands after playing with him before you post Please use this thread to usher in the new month by talking about your trials tribulations queries comments and likes with Jeffie Cheez.
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 13:06 |
Hey Jeffie Cheez, im feeling pretty frustrated that i dont have more time to post. summer is usually vacation and me-time time for me but instead my family is constantly in my space and im not going anywhere fun and i'm working working workgin, what should I do.
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 14:31 |
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cda posted:Hey Jeffie Cheez, im feeling pretty frustrated that i dont have more time to post. summer is usually vacation and me-time time for me but instead my family is constantly in my space and im not going anywhere fun and i'm working working workgin, what should I do.
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 14:37 |
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hi jeffie, long time listener first time caller, i was just wondering what you recommend for suntanning oil that is cheap and effective but also will get me that hollywood aesthetic to my buff beach bod that i was able to attain after buying your workout vhs tapes |
# ? Jul 1, 2020 14:45 |
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hello jeffie i've always wanted to buy a pair of pumas but i have weird feet that are both too tall and too wide for most shoes, esp some narrow-rear end pumas. ppl tell me to just settle for some of those Nikes made specifically for native americans but those shoes are uggo af. will i forever have to settle for puma socks and new balance dad shoes?
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 14:58 |
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Luvcow posted:hi jeffie, long time listener first time caller, i was just wondering what you recommend for suntanning oil that is cheap and effective but also will get me that hollywood aesthetic to my buff beach bod that i was able to attain after buying your workout vhs tapes prepuce repurposed posted:hello jeffie i've always wanted to buy a pair of pumas but i have weird feet that are both too tall and too wide for most shoes, esp some narrow-rear end pumas. ppl tell me to just settle for some of those Nikes made specifically for native americans but those shoes are uggo af. will i forever have to settle for puma socks and new balance dad shoes?
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 15:15 |
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lmfao. the strong silent type
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 15:20 |
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as Jeffie's gaze sinks deeper into you, you swear he is speaking, his lips moving imperceptibly. But all you hear is what sounds like someone crumbling crackers by hand in the next room.
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 15:24 |
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 19:49 |
Jeffie Cheez, you remind me a lot of a certain buff nug i met once. you know that guy?
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 20:00 |
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owlhawk911 posted:Jeffie Cheez, you remind me a lot of a certain buff nug i met once. you know that guy?
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 20:30 |
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lol i like this ty nut!
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 21:43 |
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Twenty Four posted:lol i like this ty nut! i feel so canadian |
# ? Jul 1, 2020 21:46 |
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nut....is cool
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 21:48 |
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prepuce repurposed posted:nut....is cool we're operatin on a calendar now so we can calculate the exact # of days i can dissapoint in
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 21:49 |
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Posting in a goldmine thread on the ground floor!
https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Jul 1, 2020 22:05 |
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jeffie...is cooler though
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 22:08 |
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prepuce repurposed posted:jeffie...is cooler though ...h-he's winking
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 22:19 |
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lolol
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 22:22 |
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Amazing. I am amazed |
# ? Jul 2, 2020 03:27 |
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:Amazing. I am amazed i hope u aren't too amazed not to check ur PMs...
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# ? Jul 2, 2020 03:34 |
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nut posted:i hope u aren't too amazed not to check ur PMs... Oh my! |
# ? Jul 2, 2020 03:39 |
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:Oh my! IS IT NUDE JEFFIE!? |
# ? Jul 2, 2020 03:43 |
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:Oh my! POST IT |
# ? Jul 2, 2020 03:48 |
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Luvcow posted:IS IT NUDE JEFFIE!?
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