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T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.


:hmmyes:

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Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

Is this going to be a free-for-all, or is there going to be a bunch of big government overreach forcing me to fill out paperwork and get permits and poo poo?

J Detan
Apr 24, 2008

Wir haben uns zu Meistern der Wissenschaft!

Grimey Drawer

I'm loving shocked that this unfunny dipshit actually has supporters.

https://twitter.com/TexelElf/status/1278454857477709824

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
I read the Sunday comics and Dilbert still tends to be one of the better ones.

I love Frank and Ernest's bit, but that comic is loving terrible.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Nebrilos posted:

Not men. Us

Vir Heroicus Sublimis

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

J Detan posted:

I'm loving shocked that this unfunny dipshit actually has supporters.

https://twitter.com/TexelElf/status/1278454857477709824

Apartheid Emerald mine trust fund pedohunter Elon musk has the entirety of reddit willing to die for him

J Detan
Apr 24, 2008

Wir haben uns zu Meistern der Wissenschaft!

Grimey Drawer

T-man posted:

Apartheid Emerald mine trust fund pedohunter Elon musk has the entirety of reddit willing to die for him

Yeah, but he pretended to be an inventor and blathered about space! How does racist office idiot have fans?

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

T-man posted:

Apartheid Emerald mine trust fund pedohunter Elon musk has the entirety of reddit willing to die for him

Yeah, but he has his name attached to cool cars and loving space ships. Scott Adams is mostly known for cartoons.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

Is this going to be a free-for-all, or is there going to be a bunch of big government overreach forcing me to fill out paperwork and get permits and poo poo?

If they’re smaller than Ben Shapiro you have to throw them back.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

christmas boots posted:

If they’re smaller than Ben Shapiro you have to throw them back.

So no rules

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

Skwirl posted:

Yeah, but he has his name attached to cool cars and loving space ships. Scott Adams is mostly known for cartoons.

his cars catch fire when they're not running people over or the steer wheel and doors aren't falling off.

his only claim to fame is being a rich kid from his parent's blood soaked mine and being lucky investing in bitcoin v0.3

Laserjet 4P
Mar 28, 2005

What does it mean?
Fun Shoe

Skwirl posted:

Scott Adams is mostly known for cartoons.

And a failed burrito.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


It makes perfect sense. T-man IS Biden.

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

I wish the america.jpg thread didn't die

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

Inceltown posted:

It makes perfect sense. T-man IS Biden.

How dare you, Hillary.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


https://twitter.com/BlxckDollar/status/1278140158681010176?s=20

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

Mr.Radar
Nov 5, 2005

You guys aren't going to believe this, but that guy is our games teacher.
Ugh, as a Minnesotan let me say gently caress Garrison Keillor.

https://twitter.com/jaymboller/status/1278306314217680896

Was A Prairie Companion ever really that good? I have no idea why that for was on the air for so long, especially with this rear end in a top hat at the helm.

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

"I'm not white, I'm some sort of pinky beige colour and parts of me are even black so I can't possibly have white privilege."

Jesus.

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy

Mr.Radar posted:

Ugh, as a Minnesotan let me say gently caress Garrison Keillor.

https://twitter.com/jaymboller/status/1278306314217680896

Was A Prairie Companion ever really that good? I have no idea why that for was on the air for so long, especially with this rear end in a top hat at the helm.

I liked it. But bad puns and americana/alt-country/bluestype music is right up my alley. But then he was outed as a sex pest a couple years ago and he got fired and the show was renamed. It was just cancelled this week for lack of funds.

shut up netface
Jun 15, 2008

Mr.Radar posted:

Ugh, as a Minnesotan let me say gently caress Garrison Keillor.

https://twitter.com/jaymboller/status/1278306314217680896

Was A Prairie Companion ever really that good? I have no idea why that for was on the air for so long, especially with this rear end in a top hat at the helm.

A Prarie Home Companion has always sucked and was slop for upper middle class Dems to chuckle smugly while driving a Volvo XC90.

Like, imagine The Blue Collar Comedy Tour for dudes who wear LL Bean.

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!




If you farted at someone without pants on you would blow tiny particles of poo poo in their face. The smell is not the entire fart.

These are the analogies we end up with when people speak with authority about things they don't know anything about.

and I know my poo poo :smuggo:

TheMostFrench has a new favorite as of 02:40 on Jul 2, 2020

Cernunnos
Sep 2, 2011

ppbbbbttttthhhhh~

Some real Universe Brain going on here.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬


:psypop:

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

TheMostFrench posted:

If you farted at someone without pants on you would blow tiny particles of poo poo in their face. The smell is not the entire fart.

These are the analogies we end up with when people speak with authority about things they don't know anything about.

and I know my poo poo :smuggo:

Technically isn't all smell just tiny particles of whatever hitting receptors in your nose? :smug:

Kevin DuBrow
Apr 21, 2012

The uruk-hai defender has logged on.

ultrafilter posted:

The people running Trump's branding are very good about maintaining plausible deniability for any specific thing that could be Nazi-related, but overall, it's pretty clear that these aren't coincidences.

My favorite “a nazi working for a federal agency wrote this with just enough plausible deniability that anyone who points it out can be dismissed as a conspiracy theorist” moment is this.


https://www.dhs.gov/news/2018/02/15/we-must-secure-border-and-build-wall-make-america-safe-again



A 14-word headline that starts with “we must secure the”.



The bizarre choice to write “on average, out of 88 claims, fewer than 13 will ultimately result in a grant of asylum”.

The Ferret King
Nov 23, 2003

cluck cluck

Kevin DuBrow posted:

My favorite “a nazi working for a federal agency wrote this with just enough plausible deniability that anyone who points it out can be dismissed as a conspiracy theorist” moment is this.


https://www.dhs.gov/news/2018/02/15/we-must-secure-border-and-build-wall-make-america-safe-again



A 14-word headline that starts with “we must secure the”.



The bizarre choice to write “on average, out of 88 claims, fewer than 13 will ultimately result in a grant of asylum”.

I wonder if they let the same guy run their Twitter account. From a week ago:

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011
Don't forget when they said they lost track of 1488 migrants.

Or a baseball being sold for 88 dollars.

They're loving nazis

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


All the "coincidental" 1488s Jack Posobiec seems keep on tweeting

The Ferret King
Nov 23, 2003

cluck cluck
There's nothing I can do to make Nazi numerology palatable to my family and friends so I try to pretend it doesnt exist.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

the point is to flaunt it to people who are in the know; to show power and domination. we think it's to make us look insane, and it does do that, but remember that's their goal, not anything more. Otherwise you get into weird 5D chess games with ultra brain genius steve bannon and missing how people like him actually function.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/bhorowitz/status/1278449305796444165
https://twitter.com/bhorowitz/status/1278499485660770305


:rolleyes:

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

The Ferret King posted:

I wonder if they let the same guy run their Twitter account. From a week ago:



so is donny or donny jr tweeting from the dhs account?

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.



Some context might be helpful here. Who are these people and what is this about?

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

https://twitter.com/grittyrebootSA/status/1278598550792876038?s=19

OP is me and not the idiot (in this specific instance)

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
"It's not the government's job to take care of us." Then what's it for? I genuinely don't understand this attitude.

Come on, you can't expect a talking sex doll to understand human emotion.

Senf
Nov 12, 2006

https://twitter.com/ruanonymous1/status/1278585333991575552?s=21

:shrek:

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
That's the first one in a while that's made me want to pitch my laptop across the room

It's not just the idiocy it's the guy fawkes mask and the loving gif

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DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

Nebrilos posted:

Not men. Us
This post is great and I wanted you to know someone appreciated it.

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