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im the guy who jumps back in shock
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Jul 2, 2020 00:20
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always good to find a fellow gator penis enthusiast In the wild. what chapter are you pledged too?
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Jul 2, 2020 00:21
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Katamari Democracy posted:im the guy who jumps back in shock
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Jul 2, 2020 00:21
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what's the difference between dissection and mutilation
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Jul 2, 2020 00:43
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I had no expectations OP so you're wrong.
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Jul 2, 2020 00:44
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:I had no expectations OP so you're wrong.
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Jul 2, 2020 00:47
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how do they jack off their arms are too short
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Jul 2, 2020 00:51
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drat owah holy poo poo
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Jul 2, 2020 00:54
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R.L. Stine posted:how do they jack off their arms are too short That's why they are always mad.
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Jul 2, 2020 00:54
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:That's why they are always mad. millions of years of evolution outlasting the dinosaurs and those poor guys can even chork their chungus
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Jul 2, 2020 00:56
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it probably jacks off using its own penis pocket
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:millions of years of evolution outlasting the dinosaurs and those poor guys can even chork their chungus SLICK GOKU BABY posted:That's why they are always mad.   
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Jul 2, 2020 01:03
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gary oldmans diary posted:it looks to me like millions of years of evolution has produced the self-masturbating penis my world view has been shaken
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Jul 2, 2020 01:04
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many alligator bites couldve been prevented if humans could learn the alligator equivalent of knocking on the bathroom door
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Jul 2, 2020 01:07
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I'm actually extremely familiar with what they look like, and I've seen that video many times.
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Jul 2, 2020 01:09
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look at this guy acting like that's not the exact video that accompanies literally every single meta discussion of how garak gets fingered
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Jul 2, 2020 01:21
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i guess theres no reason you couldnt finger garaks penis slit but but 
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Jul 2, 2020 01:23
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its name is Alligator mississippiensis gators are kinda cute despite being 1000 lbs car battery eating death machines
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Jul 2, 2020 02:16
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numberoneposter posted:its name is Alligator mississippiensis oh heh. you think that? well i guess you would, with beliefs like yours
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xVwIuB-Xm4
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Jul 2, 2020 02:18
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dinosaurs might have had penises, and very prominent ones at that. From zero to enormous, the ratio of penis length to body size varies drastically among dinosaur descendants, making it next to impossible to speculate on the question of their endowment. Some two-foot-tall ducks, for example, have 7-inch penises , while 15-foot-long crocodiles have mere 4-inch members. A 40-foot-long Tyrannosaurus rex , therefore, may have had a 10-inch penis, or a 12-foot-long one.
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Jul 2, 2020 02:21
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interior crocodile alligator i drive a chevrolet movie theatre
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Jul 2, 2020 02:23
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Jul 2, 2020 02:29
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My dick shrivels up into myself when I am around a camera and/or other people as well. Its why I was fired from the porn industry.
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Jul 2, 2020 02:30
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i did expect that since ive seen them before and they're weird
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Jul 2, 2020 02:31
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Whenever people tell me that my penis looks weird, I will show them this video.
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Jul 2, 2020 02:36
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Literal Nazi Furry posted:i did expect that since ive seen them before and they're weird do sergals have innies or outies
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Jul 2, 2020 04:08
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It's like a penis and a vagina all on the same animal
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mom and dad fight a lot posted:It's like a penis and a vagina all on the same animal boy if I had a dollar for every time I've had this shouted at me
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mom and dad fight a lot posted:It's like a penis and a vagina all on the same animal it's a cloaca son
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Jul 2, 2020 05:36
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Pick posted:it's a cloaca son one last call for genitals so finish your penis or vag
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Jul 2, 2020 06:04
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there's a phenomenon in English language called "elegant variation" It dates to when "elegant" meant overwrought or pretentious. Anyway, it refers to how English-speakers feel a need to vary the words we use to refer to something, else writing or language feels stilted. E.g., "The sheep went downstrairs. The sheep ate an apple, and then the sheep watched the television. As it slept, the sheep ate food and the sheep went to bed. The sheep dreamed about things that the sheep thought were worth dreaming about." See? Feels like something that's almost childlike. I mentioned this only to say that star trek eroticateers had to invent new words for "cloaca" because you can only say "cloaca" so many times in one paragraph before it feels stilted. The English language is always evolving.
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Jul 2, 2020 06:15
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This was a very informative thread thank you all. I thought the gator schlong would be a lot bigger TBH
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Jul 2, 2020 06:50
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Pick posted:there's a phenomenon in English language called "elegant variation" 
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Jul 2, 2020 07:21
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What does that have to do with anything? I love star trek erotica. tryin' to flex. whatever.
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Jul 2, 2020 07:23
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That's nearly exactly what I was expecting, only the speed is surprising to me. Also on the self masterbation: You'd be smiling too if everytime you got a boner it penetrated your vagina.
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Jul 2, 2020 07:58
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Pick posted:there's a phenomenon in English language called "elegant variation" Well, are you just gonna leave us hanging? What are the words?
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Jul 2, 2020 08:12
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Pick posted:do sergals have innies or outies why do you know what a sergal even is
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being disemboweled and having people poking around your internal organs is a weird time to get an erection
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