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making very specific and credible threats against the emperor balbinus who died 1782 years ago
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Jul 1, 2020 19:48
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i am going to kill ronald mcdonald |
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Jul 1, 2020 19:48
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pronouncing his name ball binus while doing it |
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Jul 1, 2020 19:48
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treasure bear posted:making very specific and credible threats against the emperor balbinus who died 1782 years ago treasure bear posted:pronouncing his name ball binus while doing it |
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Jul 1, 2020 19:55
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obama gave me cum poisoning
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Jul 1, 2020 20:39
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Scipio Africanus better watch his back |
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Jul 1, 2020 20:59
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well you know what they say about seven and nine |
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Jul 1, 2020 21:02
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I will kill King Harold at The Battle of Hastings |
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Jul 1, 2020 21:05
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Jul 1, 2020 22:24
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treasure bear posted:pronouncing his name ball binus while doing it taking it a step further and morphing it to bo bienis which confuses balbinus greatly so i hafta explain years of byob injokes before killing bablbionus |
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Jul 1, 2020 22:36
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balbinus' last words: what is mac n cheese? |
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Jul 1, 2020 22:37
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Slush Garbo posted:balbinus' last words: what is mac n cheese? Time to die...t |
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Jul 1, 2020 22:47
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old friend posted:i am going to kill ronald mcdonald I believe if we are talking about political figures you meant Mayor McCheese.
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Jul 1, 2020 22:47
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Twenty Four posted:I believe if we are talking about political figures you meant Mayor McCheese. You have to go for the man behind the curtain. Ronald is the real puppetmaster. Mayor McCheese is just a figurehead |
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Jul 1, 2020 23:05
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that hannibal fellow better watch out I'm coming for his elephants
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Jul 1, 2020 23:07
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old friend posted:You have to go for the man behind the curtain. Ronald is the real puppetmaster. Mayor McCheese is just a figurehead we all know grimace has been pulling their strings for a long time
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Jul 1, 2020 23:10
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*waiting patiently in the center of the gordian knot with a gun* |
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Jul 1, 2020 23:59
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Manifisto posted:that hannibal fellow better watch out 
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Jul 2, 2020 00:05
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lmao |
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Jul 2, 2020 00:06
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lmao i was going to make basically the same joke then i scrolled down, i love ya PSP!
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Jul 2, 2020 00:53
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Twenty Four posted:lmao i was going to make basically the same joke then i scrolled down, i love ya PSP! 
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Jul 2, 2020 01:03
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:*waiting patiently in the center of the gordian knot with a gun* Lmao.
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Jul 2, 2020 01:28
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I don't care about your political correctness, I am hereby threatening to kill THE DEVIL. unless the devil is sexier than expected, in which case don't take me too literally.
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Jul 2, 2020 01:33
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I'm gonna shake my head disappointedly at the next elected official I see, do NOT loving test me! |
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Jul 2, 2020 02:01
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Whoria Discordia posted:I'm gonna shake my head disappointedly at the next elected official I see, do NOT loving test me! an elected official approaches, do you: (a) shake your head disappointedly (b) not shake your head I'm sorry this quiz counts for 90% of your final grade
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Jul 2, 2020 02:08
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Whoria Discordia posted:I'm gonna shake my head disappointedly at the next elected official I see, do NOT loving test me!
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Jul 2, 2020 02:09
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Whoria Discordia posted:I'm gonna shake my head disappointedly at the next elected official I see, do NOT loving test me! You say that now but wait until you hear how similar their policies are to the incumbent! You'll be fawning |
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Jul 2, 2020 02:10
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i'll still shake my head bcause i dunno what incumbent means
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Jul 2, 2020 02:15
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nut posted:i'll still shake my head bcause i dunno what incumbent means it's something to do with pregnancy |
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Jul 2, 2020 02:16
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old friend posted:it's something to do with pregnancy I would not shake my head anymore I harbour a deep respect for mothers
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Jul 2, 2020 02:17
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nut posted:I would not shake my head anymore I harbour a deep respect for mothers they are infallible |
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Jul 2, 2020 02:18
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thank goodness nobody is making death threats against god important? check. political? ask any politician what they think about god. wow that would be really hosed up, to threaten the death of god, the all-seeing, all-knowing paradigmatically patriarchical overseer of an immutable hierarchy of privilege haha fortunately nobody itt is doing that
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Jul 2, 2020 02:27
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I've killed god in at least 10 jrpgs nbd
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Jul 2, 2020 02:33
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Manifisto posted:I don't care about your political correctness, I am hereby threatening to kill THE DEVIL. unless the devil is sexier than expected, in which case don't take me too literally. It would solve so many problems, since problems come from the Devil, being the source of evil in accordance with the monster manual or fiend folio of your choice. More importantly is the sort of loot table one could be expected to roll on after killing the Devil. Can you imagine! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jul 2, 2020 03:38
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:It would solve so many problems, since problems come from the Devil, being the source of evil in accordance with the monster manual or fiend folio of your choice. I feel like there would be many gold pieces, and maybe a scroll or potion or two
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Jul 2, 2020 03:46
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i've been tracking my senator's schedule for months, waiting for my opportunity. the whole covid thing has made it difficult to get close. however, he's holding a town hall meeting next month. i'm going to get there early, wait in line, and get a seat on the very front row next to the aisle. as he walks up the aisle to the stage and everyone's applauding, i'm going to get right in front of him and smile. he'll reach out, smiling, to shake my hand. i make eye contact. i reach out, making it look like i'm going to shake his hand. at the last moment, i pull my hand away and smooth my hair back with a cocky grin. |
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Jul 2, 2020 04:30
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canyoneer posted:i've been tracking my senator's schedule for months, waiting for my opportunity. the whole covid thing has made it difficult to get close. His character is as good as dead 
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Jul 2, 2020 05:02
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canyoneer posted:i've been tracking my senator's schedule for months, waiting for my opportunity. the whole covid thing has made it difficult to get close.
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Jul 2, 2020 06:01
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i would never make death threats against an important political figure. such a foolish act would betray the ninjitsu code
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