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Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

redknob posted:

"flying knife" perhaps?

Yeah, I assume that's why it got used there.

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

as a person who never leaves my house i've done pretty well for myself.

Phy posted:

sorry if this was posted before



e: the "fly knife" is one of those thingies anime ninjas are always throwing at eachother instead of shurikens

That’s a table knife, not a butter knife, you Philistine.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



AreWeDrunkYet posted:

How does this even happen though?

AreWeDrunkYet posted:

someone put together some shapes and text boxes in powerpoint.

well there you go

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:
Never underestimate how insanely shoddy everything is everywhere.

At my workplace, posters displayed at scientific conventions are typically derived from a power point template one professor cooked up. Its size is almost, but not quite, entirely unlike A0. The graphs are typically hand made or screenshots (in jpg) of Excel graphs blown up to ~10dpi.

I've worked in DTP consulting. It's physically painful to look at those documents. All of them are fractally wrong.

Antigravitas has a new favorite as of 10:47 on Jul 1, 2020

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

News from the thermonuclear future.

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.
Poop lever:

Relyssa
Jul 29, 2012



im the expanding captured waste

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:
I knew astronauts had their poo poo together but I didn't expect it to be so literal.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
https://twitter.com/sonercagaptay/status/1278320424988934151?s=21

Hippie Hedgehog
Feb 19, 2007

Ever cuddled a hedgehog?
Of course the guys with the good hairdos would be from the Baltic states!

Watermelon Daiquiri
Jul 10, 2010
I TRIED TO BAIT THE TXPOL THREAD WITH THE WORLD'S WORST POSSIBLE TAKE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID AVATAR.

Freddie Mercury was Armenian?

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007


Hey wait a minute....

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Watermelon Daiquiri posted:

Freddie Mercury was Armenian?

Of course. They were all Armenian.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Antigravitas posted:

I knew astronauts had their poo poo together but I didn't expect it to be so literal.

In the early space missions, they hadn't figured out how to get a zero-gravity toilet to work properly. So they had the astronauts poop in bags that they would seal. Gas build up from bacteria threatened to burst the bags. So they were treated with an anti bacterial agent. After pooping, the astronaut then had to knead the bag for about five minutes to ensure all the bacteria were killed.

Captain Jim Lovell decided he didn't like doing that. So he delegated it.

Hurt Whitey Maybe
Jun 26, 2008

I mean maybe not. Or maybe. Definitely don't kill anyone.

Memento posted:

In the early space missions, they hadn't figured out how to get a zero-gravity toilet to work properly. So they had the astronauts poop in bags that they would seal. Gas build up from bacteria threatened to burst the bags. So they were treated with an anti bacterial agent. After pooping, the astronaut then had to knead the bag for about five minutes to ensure all the bacteria were killed.

Captain Jim Lovell decided he didn't like doing that. So he delegated it.

You’re telling me they were making space jenkem and thought it was a bad thing

Adhemar
Jan 21, 2004

Kellner, da ist ein scheussliches Biest in meiner Suppe.
Little known fact is there’s a small pile of those poopy bags deposited carefully next to the American flag on the moon. The flag is there so future astronauts won’t step on the poop.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

as a person who never leaves my house i've done pretty well for myself.
The bags of poop are only the second most offensive category of item left on the Moon.

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

Adhemar posted:

Little known fact is there’s a small pile of those poopy bags deposited carefully next to the American flag on the moon. The flag is there so future astronauts won’t step on the poop.

Well that failed, Buzz Aldrin admitted a couple years ago that the flag actually toppled over from the blast of the moon lander taking off.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

as a person who never leaves my house i've done pretty well for myself.

Carbon dioxide posted:

Well that failed, Buzz Aldrin admitted a couple years ago that the flag actually toppled over from the blast of the moon lander taking off.

For the rest of the missions, this was taken into account and the flags were placed farther from the lander.

There are still five flags standing, or at least the poles are still upright. The flags have likely photodegraded.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Borat was an Azeri, it was a hoax all along!

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

as a person who never leaves my house i've done pretty well for myself.
rt.live’s estimate for Arizona:



???

Does that seem right to anyone?

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:
I don't know what they are doing to calculate R, but it's weird that they have uncertainty of past R values. I'd assume that they'd know R perfectly for past values based on actual infection numbers, unless they think they don't know the true number of infections. Which would be extremely worrying to me.

That said, R of 1.2 is bad.

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.

Antigravitas posted:

I don't know what they are doing to calculate R, but it's weird that they have uncertainty of past R values. I'd assume that they'd know R perfectly for past values based on actual infection numbers, unless they think they don't know the true number of infections. Which would be extremely worrying to me.

That said, R of 1.2 is bad.

Last I checked there was a noticeable minority of people for whom a Covid 19 infection is indistinguishable from the common cold. If those people aren't tested, the past R becomes uncertain.If tests cost money or are otherwise rationed they aren't tested.

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:
Yup, that's the "extremely worrying" part. To eliminate that uncertainty you run sentinel testing across a representative sample. That's what Germany has been doing for ages to monitor the flu.

I just had a look and they just basically try to create a curve for R that fits the number of reported infections since apparently (WTF) the states don't supply that number? So the curve of R is purely a function of the curve of cases.

Anyway, R of 1.2 means ~ every 5-7 days cases grow by 20%, so in two weeks AZ should have ~120k cases instead of 80k now. And if things stay the same, ~170k in a month…

So don't be mislead by "low" R. Let Mutti explain it to you:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22SQVZ4CeXA

DarkHorse
Dec 13, 2006

Vroom Vroom, BEEP BEEP!
Nap Ghost

SerialKilldeer
Apr 25, 2014

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Reposting from C-SPAM.

https://twitter.com/FOL_Liberation/status/1278784369298202624

Hippie Hedgehog
Feb 19, 2007

Ever cuddled a hedgehog?
Well I don't necessaritly think that map is _bad_ per se, as in, they might have their very own definitions of what is a socialist state, but at least the starred countries seem communist enough?

Edit: Sorry for discussing a map in the charts thread)

Teach
Mar 28, 2008


Pillbug
Ah, Brazil, famously run by (checks map) a socialist elected president.

Hippie Hedgehog
Feb 19, 2007

Ever cuddled a hedgehog?
I mean, if you actually read the legend...

It's a stupid map because it clearly intends to exaggerate the spread of communism/marxist-leninism by conflating historical "wins" with "current wins". But it's not wrong, because they do label it clearly enough. You're just doing them a service by not being able to read it.

Hippie Hedgehog has a new favorite as of 13:41 on Jul 3, 2020

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
https://twitter.com/FOL_Liberation/status/1278845797745020930?s=20

lol

SerialKilldeer
Apr 25, 2014

19th century historical infographics by Emma Willard:



Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


https://twitter.com/AmihaiGlazer/status/1278447460642426880

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Galaxy Brain follow up dude:

https://twitter.com/AmihaiGlazer/status/1278561256589324288?s=19

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012


https://twitter.com/AmihaiGlazer/status/1278561256589324288

lmao

e:fb

Qwertycoatl
Dec 31, 2008


He's annoyed at being called out on how terrible that graph is:
https://twitter.com/AmihaiGlazer/status/1278561256589324288

Actually, it reminds me of the :laffo: curve

Qwertycoatl has a new favorite as of 19:34 on Jul 3, 2020

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos






Please, I'm begging you, screencap these idiots because they might wisen up and delete this.

Also, if you were guessing Koch money had something to do with this genius, you were right:

quote:

About
UCI’s Program on Corporate Welfare is directed by Amihai Glazer, a political economist, and focuses on research on governmental policies that affect business taxes, regulations and practices.

Launched in 2017, the program is supported by gifts from the Troesh Family Foundation and the Charles Koch Foundation. The program supports high school students, undergraduate, Ph.D. students, post-doctoral fellows, and faculty research into corporate welfare.

Each summer, the program offers high school students and undergraduates from UCI and other campuses the opportunity to conduct summer research on corporate welfare and enhance their skills in statistics.

Results of the program’s research are disseminated to the public with opinion pieces, interviews, working papers, conference presentations, seminars at other universities, and academic publications.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

I love that somebody actually did the math and the r squared is (drumroll...) 0.016!

And he keeps harping on an article about "the tyranny of statistical significance testing ", a NYT article about bars being a problem, and the capper is "a vertical line shows a huge correlation".

I mean, holy poo poo, this is on the level of kids looking at two results and declaring their hypothesis "proved".

Chin Strap
Nov 24, 2002

I failed my TFLC Toxx, but I no longer need a double chin strap :buddy:
Pillbug
someone fit the laffer curve to that plot

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SupSuper
Apr 8, 2009

At the Heart of the city is an Alien horror, so vile and so powerful that not even death can claim it.
But wait, there's more!

https://twitter.com/AmihaiGlazer/status/1277769775855235072

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