UK Cunt Thread: bread and coffee wankers

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Fatkraken: Jun 23, 2005; Fun-time is over.

kecske posted:

I'm told that Sheese is the best vegan pizza cheese

Never used that but i use the Tesco-Sainsburys-Asda own brand (all made in the same factory i think) on mine. Melts really well, gets a good caramelization, good flavour and lots of different varieties.

Also just had the tesco chilled plant chef burger, can recommend. Nice and fatty, grills well, really dense, decent flavour, pea based for those trying to eat less soy.

# ? Jul 1, 2020 19:38

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 00:16

MikeCrotch: Nov 5, 2011; I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

I made a spinach and ricotta lasagna

Clearly cheese pasta is in the air

# ? Jul 1, 2020 20:02

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Sunswipe posted:

They're really nice. You can tell the difference between the meat and the vegan ones, but I'd be perfectly happy with either.

It's all about the flakiness of the pastry. How is the vegan one compared?

# ? Jul 1, 2020 20:13

Fatkraken: Jun 23, 2005; Fun-time is over.

NGC773 posted:

It's all about the flakiness of the pastry. How is the vegan one compared?

Pastry is usually made with vegetable fat unless it's actually advertised as butter pastry, so i imagine it's the same. Jus rol is vegan.

# ? Jul 1, 2020 20:16

feedmegin: Jul 30, 2008

Butterfly Valley posted:

I'm imagining a plate of unseasoned wet looking penne with a large amount of orange cheddar dumped on top with a whole slightly burned stick of garlic bread from the freezer next to it on a tray with a clear plastic disposable cup full of wine and a bottle of blossom hill visible in the background

I'm extremely sorry if I'm wrong and you're not a poo poo cook

Yeah that would get me divorced in short order

# ? Jul 1, 2020 23:18

Marmaduke!: May 19, 2009; Why would it do that!?

NGC773 posted:

What my dominoes order would be right now:

1xLarge create your own (half and half)
BBQ sauce / original sauce
Pepperoni, peppers, jalapeños, tandoori chicken

1x large garlic and herb sauce

box of cookies

I got the cookies with a dominoes pizza last week and they were surprisingly good

# ? Jul 1, 2020 23:26

Ragnar Gunvald: May 13, 2015; Cool and good.

Neurophonic posted:

Is everyone ready to clap for the bankers? Boris says we must.

Boris can gently caress right off. Kier seems like a pretty loving decent guy so far and I hope he gets the job in the near future.

Edit: for Non dairy cheese stuff... I've no idea what the gently caress they do with it. But the normal papa johns pizza cheese doesn't upset my lactose intolerant digestive tract at all. Its worth trying for any of you other goons who can't digest that stuff normally.

# ? Jul 2, 2020 00:05

Butterfly Valley: Apr 19, 2007; I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

Kier wears a suit and is able to excoriate Boris during PMQs because he's a loving barrister and Boris is an overgrown spoiled toddler who equates quoting Tennyson with intelligence, buuut he's also showing himself up to be a bit of a centrist melt except without Blair's understanding of how to manipulate the media

# ? Jul 2, 2020 01:00

Captain Splendid: Jan 7, 2009; Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

I haven't been in the UK since December...how do you even pronounce Keir?

# ? Jul 2, 2020 02:22

Pistol_Pete: Sep 15, 2007; Oven Wrangler

Butterfly Valley posted:

...showing himself up to be a bit of a centrist melt except without Blair's understanding of how to manipulate the media

Yeah, his stance consists of wearing a well-fitted suit (unlike Boris) repeating the words "moderate and sensible" at least once in every sentence and never ever saying anything that could possibly upset any group of voters (except left-wingers, who don't count). The idea is that this will encourage undecided and soft Tories to vote for him, while the left will have nowhere else to go and be obliged to vote for him regardless. It's a strategy that worked very well 20 years ago, when social and political conditions were utterly unlike our current very unstable and heavily polarised situation.

# ? Jul 2, 2020 05:34

Pistol_Pete: Sep 15, 2007; Oven Wrangler

Captain Splendid posted:

I haven't been in the UK since December...how do you even pronounce Keir?

The same as you would "ear" but with a 'k' at the start.

# ? Jul 2, 2020 05:35

Natalie Fartman: Apr 5, 2013; I selflessly rescued an abandoned cat during the COVID-19 Pandemic

Butterfly Valley posted:

Kier wears a suit and is able to excoriate Boris during PMQs because he's a loving barrister and Boris is an overgrown spoiled toddler who equates quoting Tennyson with intelligence, buuut he's also showing himself up to be a bit of a centrist melt except without Blair's understanding of how to manipulate the media

Thing is, I'd rather a centrist than Boris. I hate that those are the choices. For a while we had maybe a hint of actual left wing politics but labour made sure they stamped that out.

Anyway, here's a cat on a leash for you all

# ? Jul 2, 2020 06:29

Galewolf: Jan 9, 2007; The human gallbladder is indeed a puzzle!

Good morning Tuna.

# ? Jul 2, 2020 06:58

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

Captain Splendid posted:

I haven't been in the UK since December...how do you even pronounce Keir?

"lib dem"

# ? Jul 2, 2020 08:57

tuna: Jul 17, 2003

Galewolf posted:

Good morning Tuna.

Mornin'

# ? Jul 2, 2020 10:03

hemale in pain: Jun 5, 2010

i should go biking but it looks grey out and i cant be arsed but i dont wanna have to work either

# ? Jul 2, 2020 10:44

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

I have a meeting in 10 minutes. I should probably get out of bed.

# ? Jul 2, 2020 10:49

Looke: Aug 2, 2013

Captain Splendid posted:

I haven't been in the UK since December...how do you even pronounce Keir?

oval office, sounds like hunt with a C

# ? Jul 2, 2020 11:24

Steakandchips: Apr 30, 2009

Dravs posted:

I realised a while ago that the reason we don't get on with the French much is because we are so loving similar.

There's a reason for that: the Norman invasion was the French coming to England.

# ? Jul 2, 2020 11:30

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

fuckin' Bell Beaker people, comin' over here, drinkin' from receptacles

# ? Jul 2, 2020 11:42

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

Drink straight from the river like the Gods intended.

# ? Jul 2, 2020 11:54

Galewolf: Jan 9, 2007; The human gallbladder is indeed a puzzle!

tuna posted:

Mornin'

Good mornin' to you too, human Tuna :3:

# ? Jul 2, 2020 12:17

CancerCakes: Jan 10, 2006

Steakandchips posted:

There's a reason for that: the Norman invasion was the French coming to England.

I like the idea that Normans were Vikings by descent, but I don't know if it is actually true.

Means we were double teamed by Vikings :dong:

# ? Jul 2, 2020 12:54

Fatkraken: Jun 23, 2005; Fun-time is over.

Galewolf posted:

Good mornin' to you too, human Tuna

Double tuna

the WORST pizza.

I worked briefly at pizza hut like 20 years ago, tuna was an option as a pizza topping.

# ? Jul 2, 2020 13:09

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

What. The. gently caress.

# ? Jul 2, 2020 13:11

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

salmon nigri pizza

# ? Jul 2, 2020 13:19

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

i don't understand why anchovies are or ever were a pizza topping

# ? Jul 2, 2020 13:31

Whorelord: May 1, 2013; Jump into the well...

anchovies on pizza own

# ? Jul 2, 2020 13:41

bitterandtwisted: Sep 4, 2006

Anchovies on pizza is sooooo good.

# ? Jul 2, 2020 13:43

bitterandtwisted: Sep 4, 2006

My favourite pizza place reopened for delivery not long back and it was so great to have someone else make a meal for me. Their seafood pizza is great but doesn't have anchovies

code:

White based pizza with torn buffalo
mozzarella, provolone cheese, capers,
olives, prawns, cherry tomatoes &
smoked salmon finished with dill and
drizzled balsamic vinegar.

Probably for the best though, I think anchovies need the sweetness of a tomato base to balance their saltiness. I'm hungry.

# ? Jul 2, 2020 13:47

Olympic Mathlete: Feb 25, 2011

The gently caress is a 'white based' pizza? Are they using bechamel or something instead of tomato or reggae or virtually anything else? That's disgusting.

Also that is too many toppings for a pizza. If you're using nice ingredients let them sing on their own merit instead of drowning them out with a bunch of other poo poo. KISS.

# ? Jul 2, 2020 13:50

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

simple pizzas and huge complex pizzas are different food groups

jackbox tomorrow. order a pizza for it

# ? Jul 2, 2020 14:01

Fatkraken: Jun 23, 2005; Fun-time is over.

Olympic Mathlete posted:

The gently caress is a 'white based' pizza? Are they using bechamel or something instead of tomato or reggae or virtually anything else? That's disgusting.

Also that is too many toppings for a pizza. If you're using nice ingredients let them sing on their own merit instead of drowning them out with a bunch of other poo poo. KISS.

If theres no red sauce it's cheese on toast, or a rarebit if you use bechemel. Pizza needs a red sauce

When i worked at pizza hut my staff meal pizza was bbq sauce and double pineapple. Fight me. There's a whole pineapple in my home destined to go on a series of small naan based pizzas (clay oven bakery brand naans are vegan fuuuuck i love naan)

# ? Jul 2, 2020 14:02

bitterandtwisted: Sep 4, 2006

Olympic Mathlete posted:

The gently caress is a 'white based' pizza?

aka pizza bianca. No sauce. The dressing and cheese gives it enough moisture.

# ? Jul 2, 2020 14:06

fridge corn: Apr 2, 2003; NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN

Jose posted:

i don't understand why anchovies are or ever were a pizza topping

This is bad and wrong and you suck and should bebn ashamed of youresleg

# ? Jul 2, 2020 14:11

fridge corn: Apr 2, 2003; NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN

Fatkraken posted:

If theres no red sauce it's cheese on toast, or a rarebit if you use bechemel. Pizza needs a red sauce

Alsonwrong stfu u mothafucken oval office *dropkicks u in da heeeeaadd*

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# ? Jul 2, 2020 14:13

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

Today I have mostly been learning about instantaneous regret measurements.

# ? Jul 2, 2020 14:14

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

none pizza left beef

# ? Jul 2, 2020 14:16

Renfield: Feb 29, 2008

goatface posted:

Wales has barely even unlocked yet. Locking down again wouldn't change much.

In Cardiff, other than the pubs being shut, you'd not know there's s lockdown at all. Everyone is ignoring distancing, not wearing masks, paying cash when they could use a card etc.

Lidl have even given up on single bagging the bakery stuff

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 00:16

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

Bobby Deluxe posted:

none pizza left beef

The rudest pizza.

# ? Jul 2, 2020 14:26

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