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let’s say you were starting a company today, 10 to 50 employees, most of them software devs. what infrastructure would you go with? let me start with the most pos answers. email: set up your own sendmail, thunderbird clients messaging: irc calendar: ? repo: visual source safe build integration: shell script some guy wrote bug tracking: bugzilla project management: shared excel document office suite: open office dot org teleconferencing: google duo
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Jul 2, 2020 01:39
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aws: everyone gets full admin keys
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Jul 2, 2020 02:02
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also everyone has to run Linux on the desktop
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Jul 2, 2020 02:04
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in this hypothetical do i have my current knowledge of software development?
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Jul 2, 2020 02:06
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No dedicated servers, everything is stored on a blockchain.
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Jul 2, 2020 02:23
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Ploft-shell crab posted:also everyone has to run Linux on the desktop provision user machines with ansible like an rear end
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Jul 2, 2020 02:23
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Cat Face Joe posted:in this hypothetical do i have my current knowledge of software development? yes, but you probably shouldn’t write a new mail server from scratch
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Jul 2, 2020 02:25
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dont own any infra at all, goog suite, github, aws. The router is owned by the isp. When a new hire shows up you just take them to the apple store. The office is just a place with a coffee machine and whiteboards where the boss call yell at you in person.
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Jul 2, 2020 02:27
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toto
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Jul 2, 2020 02:27
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rotor posted:dont own any infra at all, goog suite, github, aws. The router is owned by the isp. When a new hire shows up you just take them to the apple store. The office is just a place with a coffee machine and whiteboards where the boss call yell at you in person. We use gitlab and I have a system76
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Jul 2, 2020 02:37
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rotor posted:dont own any infra at all, goog suite, github, aws. The router is owned by the isp. When a new hire shows up you just take them to the apple store. The office is just a place with a coffee machine and whiteboards where the boss call yell at you in person. yes obviously don’t own things, but what would you use? gsuite, in my experience, sucks. Microsoft stuff? does aws have a suite for me? what other options are there? this isn’t really my area
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Jul 2, 2020 03:02
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just have everyone use their personal yahoo accounts for email
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Jul 2, 2020 03:04
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probably some atlassian jawn, op
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Jul 2, 2020 03:25
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kubernetes i didn't read the op, but kubernetes
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Jul 2, 2020 03:47
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pretend i listed off a ton of REALLY bad software here 
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Jul 2, 2020 03:59
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rotor posted:dont own any infra at all, goog suite, github, aws. The router is owned by the isp. When a new hire shows up you just take them to the apple store. The office is just a place with a coffee machine and whiteboards where the boss call yell at you in person. just cut a check to oracle and have them do all that crap dude. what are you poor
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Jul 2, 2020 04:24
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hifi posted:just cut a check to oracle and have them do all that crap dude. what are you poor lmao
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Jul 2, 2020 04:40
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email: minecraft messaging: minecraft calendar: minecraft repo: minecraft build integration: minecraft bug tracking: minecraft project management: minecraft office suite: minecraft teleconferencing: minecraft vr
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Jul 2, 2020 06:05
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have a desperate college kid do active directory for peanuts
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Jul 2, 2020 06:23
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rotor posted:dont own any infra at all, goog suite, github, aws. The router is owned by the isp. When a new hire shows up you just take them to the apple store. The office is just a place with a coffee machine and whiteboards where the boss call yell at you in person. lol look at this clown renting a physical office. lol. lmbo
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Jul 2, 2020 06:28
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TimWinter posted:email: minecraft nah. fortnite. https://twitter.com/mmariansky/status/1222121466864586752
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Jul 2, 2020 06:36
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buy a halfrack of supermicro bullshit with no warranty and put it in a broom closet
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Jul 2, 2020 06:44
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just add a portable air conditioner
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Jul 2, 2020 07:27
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I was thinking it would be much cheaper if I build the machines myself
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Jul 2, 2020 07:36
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i feel personally attacked by this whole page
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Jul 2, 2020 08:00
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i’ll head communications
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Jul 2, 2020 08:28
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Second Life is the only collaboration tool you need, it even has its own programming language
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Jul 2, 2020 08:31
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all 50 employees would only exist on paper and I'd be taking their "salaries" and converting them into literal cash. no office/100% remote so nosy investors could only meet with me or one of my friends to pose as various other senior employees probably hire some crappy offshore shop to build a "proof of concept" app just to keep up the illusion for a year or so before vanishing forever qirex fucked around with this message at 08:37 on Jul 2, 2020 |
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Jul 2, 2020 08:33
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email: Zimbra messaging: Zimbra calendar: Zimbra
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Jul 2, 2020 08:34
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calendar: crontab + some shell scripts
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Jul 2, 2020 09:03
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global hyper mega net
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Jul 2, 2020 09:31
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company server is a Mac g5 because I have a hobby and can't help myself (I've heard of this, legit. I'm an old computer hipster myself but that's a step too far.)
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Jul 2, 2020 10:10
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outsource the development and maintenance of the main thing the startup is based on to a friend who does absolutely nothing despite collecting pay for ten years and then when this finally is untenable just throw my hands up in the air and go "WELL I GUESS I'M DUMB LOL"
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Jul 2, 2020 10:12
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Ploft-shell crab posted:also everyone has to run Linux on the desktop “Ubuntu is just like Linux but free” - me to a 2007 start up that I still own stock in for some reason. (I mean it’s great they’re still in business but don’t worry the stock is worthless, much like
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Jul 2, 2020 11:52
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I run a startup really poorly tbh, but can't motivate myself to use all these tools how do i manage all these api keys? i got some cron jobs running
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Jul 2, 2020 12:11
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why do you need to pay for office every month? I've got a Office 2013 license that works just fine. why are you using word processors? SpaceAceJase fucked around with this message at 12:27 on Jul 2, 2020 |
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Jul 2, 2020 12:15
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i only want passionate techies in my startup, therefore I will provide no infrastructure. I don't want to hire the kind of person who needs my help to set up email.
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Jul 2, 2020 12:37
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10-50 people can't be a startup because you'd run out of C-level job titles to give everyone.
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Jul 2, 2020 12:59
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Sweevo posted:10-50 people can't be a startup because you'd run out of C-level job titles to give everyone. just find 50 random words that can be sandwiched between chief and officer
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chief sandwich officer
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