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I've been trying to find a really good place to store a load of dirt I've been carrying around and I decided that the best place for it is to dig a hole in the ground and then put the dirt in it. But what should I do with the dirt I took out of the ground? This isn't a metaphor my house is filthy |
# ? Jul 1, 2020 16:57 |
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hello old friend, i have taken to spreading my spare dirt in an even layer over my whole yard such that, over the years, i have begun standing noticeably taller than my neighbours. they have begun cowering under my frightening height, cementing my position as neighbourhood king via the democratic process of fear
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 17:03 |
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i know what youre thinking--what about the complete lack of grass in my yard? Well, try having the temerity to ask that question to a figure looming 3-4 feet over you
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 17:04 |
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golem. |
# ? Jul 1, 2020 17:21 |
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hello old friend |
# ? Jul 1, 2020 17:21 |
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put a Marquis sign in ur yard that says Free Dirt For Sale
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 17:21 |
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Big Sugar - Diggin' A Hole O Canada! |
# ? Jul 1, 2020 17:31 |
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I've decided that Instead I am going to dig another new hole for the new dirt. But i'm going to need some suggestions for dealing with the dirt that arises as a result of that? |
# ? Jul 1, 2020 17:50 |
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put it in your pockets op |
# ? Jul 1, 2020 18:04 |
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City of Glompton posted:put it in your pockets op I can't, that's where I'm keeping my portable sandcastles |
# ? Jul 1, 2020 18:12 |
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old friend posted:I can't, that's where I'm keeping my portable sandcastles
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 19:44 |
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The Mighty Moltres posted:golem. I second this emotion |
# ? Jul 1, 2020 21:13 |
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buy waterfront property, use the dirt to make more land giving you a perfect place to dig holes for dirt storage
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# ? Jul 1, 2020 23:10 |
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Manifisto posted:buy waterfront property, use the dirt to make more land
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# ? Jul 2, 2020 01:34 |
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Manifisto posted:buy waterfront property, use the dirt to make more land This is smart, but where will I put the displaced water? I guess I could dig a hole to put the water in, but then I really feel like I haven't made any progress at all! |
# ? Jul 2, 2020 02:00 |
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Start a business where customers can prank their friends by sending them mud anonymously Stooge fucked around with this message at 11:04 on Jul 2, 2020
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# ? Jul 2, 2020 10:17 |
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Start a business by lending soil to other people and charging interest call it "loam sharks"
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# ? Jul 2, 2020 11:05 |
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Stooge posted:Start a business by lending soil to other people and charging interest |
# ? Jul 2, 2020 11:45 |
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old friend posted:I've decided that Instead I am going to dig another new hole for the new dirt. But i'm going to need some suggestions for dealing with the dirt that arises as a result of that? put it in the first hole ---------------- |
# ? Jul 2, 2020 14:51 |
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Ralp posted:put it in the first hole If you had been paying attention Ralp you would know that I already planned to fill the original hole with my initial batch of dirt |
# ? Jul 2, 2020 14:58 |
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old friend posted:If you had been paying attention Ralp you would know that I already planned to fill the original hole with my initial batch of dirt well, you just need to dig that hole bigger so it can accommodate both dirt batches. Easy peasy. ---------------- |
# ? Jul 2, 2020 15:01 |
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Ralp posted:well, you just need to dig that hole bigger so it can accommodate both dirt batches. Easy peasy. okay but what about the extra dirt from the increased hole size? Ralp do you want to buy some dirt |
# ? Jul 2, 2020 15:02 |
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yes
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# ? Jul 2, 2020 15:54 |
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Stooge posted:Start a business by lending soil to other people and charging interest
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old friend posted:I've decided that Instead I am going to dig another new hole for the new dirt. But i'm going to need some suggestions for dealing with the dirt that arises as a result of that? You're probably going to hear a lot of crazy schemes for dealing with that dirt but you need to stick to the tried and true methods, such as digging another hole |
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# ? Jul 2, 2020 17:19 |
Just try and make it a smaller hole than the other ones | |
# ? Jul 2, 2020 17:20 |
Ralp posted:well, you just need to dig that hole bigger so it can accommodate both dirt batches. Easy peasy. This is madness when you could just dig two smaller holes |
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# ? Jul 2, 2020 17:21 |
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why not start a dirt collection why hide it away in shame
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# ? Jul 2, 2020 17:24 |
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nut posted:why not start a dirt collection why hide it away in shame I am not ashamed of my dirt, I simply lack sufficient dirt storage |
# ? Jul 2, 2020 17:28 |
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old friend posted:I am not ashamed of my dirt, I simply lack sufficient dirt storage put it on ur tables you can eat with your plate in your lap on the couch
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# ? Jul 2, 2020 17:30 |
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nut posted:put it on ur tables you can eat with your plate in your lap on the couch My tables are all made out of dirt, and I want to be able to distinguish between my dirt collection and my furniture |
# ? Jul 2, 2020 17:30 |
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old friend posted:My tables are all made out of dirt, and I want to be able to distinguish between my dirt collection and my furniture this is what we call an intellectual checkmate I wish I could help tho
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# ? Jul 2, 2020 17:32 |
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gonna dig me a hole (gonna dig me a hole) gonna put dirt in it (gonna put dirt in it) |
# ? Jul 2, 2020 17:32 |
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Joey McChrist posted:gonna dig me a hole |
# ? Jul 2, 2020 17:33 |
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I would invest in futures for both dirt and holes. that way, whatever happens, you're covered. a classic hedge (that will need to be moved to make room for the hole)
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Manifisto posted:I would invest in futures for both dirt and holes. that way, whatever happens, you're covered. I hear the dirt self-storage market is really booming. Did you know most Americans have way more dirt than they actually use, and they rent or buy extra space to keep their excess dirt?? In most places they plant grass over top and call it a ‘yard’
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# ? Jul 2, 2020 17:47 |
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I say not just embrace it. Go WHOLE HOG with it! Start introducing yourself as Dirt Dog. Tell everyone you know to call you that from now on. If they forget loudly proclaim "I'm the Dirt Dog! Can't gently caress with meeeeeee!"
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# ? Jul 2, 2020 18:35 |
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I think I'm just going to eat the dirt |
# ? Jul 2, 2020 18:39 |
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I can dig it
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# ? Jul 2, 2020 18:42 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 08:54 |
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get a hose and spray it with water, now you don't have any more dirt, only mud. problem solved! I do not know what to do with the mud. orold friend posted:I think I'm just going to eat the dirt
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# ? Jul 2, 2020 21:40 |