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Offers shall be presented on the belly of a large catfish, face down. The recipient shall wrestle the fish to retrieve the offer. If accepted, the recipient shall throw their hat in the air and strum their jaw harp.
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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before we can authorize this marriage license we'll need you to find a closer connection on your family trees
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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real post i live 90 minutes from Lee's Summit MO. let me know if u have legal questions about missourah
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Jul 2, 2020 19:29
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In Missouri it shall be permitted to dig your neighbor's Greebmas Hole, but only if they agree.
greebmas laws here tend to be severe. NEVER covet ur neighbor's hole for example. country justice can be cruel
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Jul 2, 2020 19:30
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before gaining insurance for your vehicle in Lee's Summit you are required to win a Mongolian-style oil wrestling match on top of a hill with a man named Lee
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Jul 2, 2020 19:49
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privateering on the lake of the ozarks may only be done under letters of mark. Mark's that one old guy at the end of the bar that knows all the best fishing spots.
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Jul 2, 2020 20:08
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- Areola Grande
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Missouri contract law requires written terms to be in traditional Foghorn Leghorn
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Jul 2, 2020 20:24
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privateering on the lake of the ozarks may only be done under letters of mark. Mark's that one old guy at the end of the bar that knows all the best fishing spots.
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Jul 2, 2020 20:48
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lmao just googled and found out that despite having the St. Louis Cardinals, aka Redbirds, the official state bird of Missouri is the Bluebird. What a land of conflicts!
it's illegal to drive barefoot here. women can drive a motor vehicle, but only if her husband walks in front of the vehicle waving special flags so motorists will give a wide berth. he is allowed to do so while barefoot thank god
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Jul 2, 2020 22:10
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raccoons are accepted as legal tender
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Jul 2, 2020 22:12
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- Areola Grande
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raccoons are accepted as legal tender
extra tender if u use a crock pot
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Jul 2, 2020 22:18
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raccoons are accepted as legal tender
extra tender if u use a crock pot
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raccoons are accepted as legal tender
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Jul 2, 2020 22:32
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when you're found guilty you achieve penance by dueling the warden in the river, wielding a sturgeon like a meaty club
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Jul 2, 2020 22:38
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you can only either dual-wield or dual-class. the fantasy worlds maintain a strict balance and equality to counter the state's realities
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dual wielders and welders alike must defend themselves in the court of law
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- A party may legally discharge firearms at (or in the direction of) a second party, if'n they had it comin'.
- This law shall not be construed to encompass second parties who:
- Were only funnin'
- Didn't mean nobody no harm no how
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Jul 2, 2020 23:38
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Jeffrey, drenched in sweat, face frozen in a strained rictus as he performs the 12 Labors of Missouri
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Jul 2, 2020 23:45
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Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
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In civil lawsuits, the parties may elect to have the case decided by trial by combat.
Each party must be represented by an attorney. The attorneys are only allowed to use yellow legal pads, ledger books, and volumes of the Southwestern Reporter (1st series) as weapons.
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judge: defendant? plaintiff? sorry we don’t use big city words our cases are fought between finders and keepers
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