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wizards: bunch of snooty little british brats who run around waving sticks and yelling poo poo in a language so lame the only people who know how to speak it are dead. magicians: hold crazy cocaine-fueled sex magic rituals that literally hosed NASA into existence wizards: try to get laid one time, end up getting tricked into hanging out in a cave for all eternity. magicians: can summon literal sex demons at will wizards: have to read books n poo poo to learn magic. lame and also bad if you are dyslexic magicians: just loving inject pure magic directly into eyeballs, or you might have to sacrifice some kind of magic creature like a basilisk (badass!) wizards: *painstakingly drawing a magic circle with their rose art crayons like some kind of pre-schooler* magicians: fuckin' do it live magicians: can pull rabbits out of hats. ladies love that cute poo poo wizards: some kind of magic talking hat makes you take a magic myers-briggs test wizard: *squinting through crystal ball cause he can't see for poo poo * forsooth the future is cloudy magician: check this poo poo out *chugs a beer and pisses in the middle of the street, uses piss puddle as a scrying mirror* wizards: hire creepy incel who never got over his first crush as a schoolteacher to young children magician: skip school to smoke death weed in the bathrooms wizards: scared of something called death eaters magicians: eat rear end |
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They're illusions, Michael |
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Wizards: scared of a guy with no nose Magicians: got ur nose haha :^)
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Jul 2, 2020 20:35
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Stooge posted:Wizards: scared of a guy with no nose lol
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magic cactus posted:wizards: bunch of snooty little british brats who run around waving sticks and yelling poo poo in a language so lame the only people who know how to speak it are dead. i mean you sell it really well!
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wizard: you cant cast that spell you dont have the material components!! magician: *shoots doves out of my sleeves* haha doves go brrr
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Jul 2, 2020 22:15
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wizard: needs wand magician: needs hat i’m at a loss, folks
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Stooge posted:Wizards: scared of a guy with no nose
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