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Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Welp, the economy is in the shitter and Lowtax sure can't lease fancy toy cars off of his dwindling Patreon for much longer.

Let's help him find a new job!














Obviously, his connections won't be of much help for long either:






Some cut-outs for your needs:







From a past thread, a few of his failed past ventures:







Bronze Fonz fucked around with this message at 21:47 on Jul 9, 2020

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Erulisse
Feb 12, 2019

A bad poster trying to get better.
:five:

Fonz please more

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

:lmao: Lowtax couldn't learn a skilled trade

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

360 kickflip to... Meteo?!

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

HOly moley

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
Lowtax will be the third conebro in a month, tops

panictheory
Aug 9, 2006

lowtax doesnt deserve the effort of this thread

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




panictheory posted:

lowtax doesnt deserve the effort of this thread

If it's any consolation, I don't think they'll keep him!

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free
I'm dogshit with photoshop, but someone do



only it's Lowtax answering calls at Ebaumsworld's call center

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Code Jockey posted:

I'm dogshit with photoshop, but someone do



only it's Lowtax answering calls at Ebaumsworld's call center

Bronze Fonz fucked around with this message at 23:51 on Jul 2, 2020

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

boar guy posted:



“I know who you are. You know who you are. Just get past that. I just want you to admit it. Just say it."

"...mangosteen stairs"

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

:allears:

it's even better than I imagined, thank u

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019






Bronze Fonz fucked around with this message at 19:00 on Jul 3, 2020

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
this is already just such an enormously good thread, thank Bronze Fonz.

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

360 kickflip to... Meteo?!

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Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

:five:

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

The mangosteener has become the mangosteened...

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007

He should be looking at those toes like a hundred dollar cookie

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle




Donovan Trip posted:

He should be looking at those toes like a hundred dollar cookie

:barf:

Aishlinn
Mar 31, 2011

This might hurt a bit..




Bonus original, also hilarious image, possibly for future shop threads once we're done taking the mick out of the ol 'tax.

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Saved.

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
efb

Pontificating Ass fucked around with this message at 02:13 on Jul 3, 2020

nut
Jul 30, 2019

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




As requested by LifeSunDeath:


Lowtax, circa 2025

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Bronze Fonz posted:

As requested by LifeSunDeath:


Lowtax, circa 2025

LOL

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant

Bronze Fonz posted:

As requested by LifeSunDeath:


Lowtax, circa 2025
Bro looks like one of those Twilight Zone pigmen.

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




- I used to be rich, man... did I ever tell y-

- RICH, keep these cocks coming or get a new job!

RudeCat
Aug 7, 2012

The rudest cat for the rudest jobs


Bronze Fonz posted:

As requested by LifeSunDeath:


Lowtax, circa 2025

There's no way Lowtax could ever do anything that would bring joy and pleasure to that many people.

Sir Nose
Mar 28, 2009



Nice. This would be funny with any Lowtax head, but you picked a good one.

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985



Savage

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

straight fire.

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

Oh my god :allears:

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Imagine if lowtax had OJ's work ethic

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

360 kickflip to... Meteo?!

:eyepop:

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

:pusheen:

Musluk
May 23, 2011



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Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     

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