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Lumpy
Apr 26, 2002

La! La! La! Laaaa!



College Slice

Mustached Demon posted:

Didn't some Mets player get hand foot mouth disease recently? I recall that one and a couple other dumb injuries that birthed the Mets plague mask mascot.

DeGrom if I recall.

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Dinosaurs!
May 22, 2003

A guy on the Tigers injured himself playing Guitar Hero in like 2006. That’s a pretty tough Dumb Injury to top.

rickiep00h
Aug 16, 2010

BATDANCE


Dinosaurs! posted:

A guy on the Tigers injured himself playing Guitar Hero in like 2006. That’s a pretty tough Dumb Injury to top.

The same guy threw one last great pitch and broke his elbow in the process.

Squall
Mar 10, 2010

"...whatever."

rickiep00h posted:

The same guy threw one last great pitch and broke his elbow in the process.

Man, the Onion is literally a legit news site.

(He actually tore his UCL a month after this article during live batting practice and never got to throw his final amazing pitch sadly.)

UZR IS BULLSHIT
Jan 25, 2004

Hirez posted:

How long will the DH opinions last after it's officially eliminated. I'm going with never.

The DH arguments already feel like something from antiquity. I'm old as gently caress but I was born more than a decade after the introduction of the DH into the AL. Interleague play started right around when I first started actually paying attention to MLB as a whole, and I'm tired of 20+ years of the same conversation about how baseball should maintain its unique structure as two separate leagues that each do their own thing.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Some Numbers posted:

Edgar's career OPS is almost 100 points higher than Murray's.

Murray's career WAR in 21 seasons is 0.3 higher than Edgar's over 18 seasons.

So you're saying it's higher :v:

Penisaurus Sex
Feb 3, 2009

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Dinosaurs! posted:

A guy on the Tigers injured himself playing Guitar Hero in like 2006. That’s a pretty tough Dumb Injury to top.

Glenallen Hill had a nightmare about being covered in spiders and sleep-ran through his house and put his leg through a glass coffee table.

My favorite is not an actual injury but Pascual Perez got lost driving around Atlanta and couldn’t get to the stadium and missed his start.

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

Lumpy posted:

DeGrom if I recall.

No it was Syndergaard.

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



Let's not forget that just last year, Yoenis Céspedes was attacked by a wild boar. :mets:

Funny rule change story: Players were furious in 1954 when the MLB banned leaving your glove at your position while not fielding. They were used to leaving it on the ground so they wouldn't have to visit the bench if they made the final out of an inning.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004



https://sports.theonion.com/mark-prior-just-needs-to-stop-by-hospital-for-a-sec-to-1819569686

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
this is me but for baseball

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFSFw0gAu9Y

Arcella
Dec 16, 2013

Shiny and Chrome
Should have really been MLB N/V July: Damp Rag

Lumpy
Apr 26, 2002

La! La! La! Laaaa!



College Slice

Julio Cruz posted:

No it was Syndergaard.

I am an idiot and always get their names backwards. Like, no matter how many times I mix them up... when I see Thor's golden locks, my brain says "DeGrom".

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.

Chamale posted:

Let's not forget that just last year, Yoenis Céspedes was attacked by a wild boar. :mets:

NOT A HORSE

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

When you have to transform a MLB stadium into a spring training complex:

https://twitter.com/PavlovicNBCS/status/1278924538286391296

More details here: https://www.nbcsports.com/bayarea/giants/giants-make-big-changes-oracle-park-july-1-training-begins

quote:

Essentially, the plan is to use the main field for training and then have a new facility, so to speak, extend from Triples Alley to the player's parking lot, which sits beyond the left-field wall. In addition to the four new bullpen mounds, the Giants will have two cages set up in tunnels that will be used as extra bullpen mounds. They also will have three hitting tunnels, two of which can also hold full-length pitching mounds. The plan is to be flexible within those nets, allowing for BP sessions but also bullpen sessions.

The coolest addition may come in a space usually reserved for Audis and oversized trucks. The Giants plan to turn the player garage into a turfed area for drills, with the added benefit that the massive doors there can be opened and provide ventilation.

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair
Yankee Stadium is doing similar stuff, apparently they're going to be throwing bullpens in the Great Hall, which honestly sounds cool as hell and I hope somebody takes lots of pictures of it.

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


https://twitter.com/MikeDiGiovanna/status/1279073879856562178?s=20

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

https://twitter.com/bnightengale/status/1279085563031650304?s=21

I am not gonna miss seeing this smug shithead’s face in the division

bees x1000
Jun 11, 2020

oh geez if Trout opts out (I won't blame him) what am I even doing here

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

GalacticAcid posted:

https://twitter.com/bnightengale/status/1279085563031650304?s=21

I am not gonna miss seeing this smug shithead’s face in the division

Joe Maddon seems like a big idiot dickhead

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Ok, I really want to see Joe Maddon (overtly) call Mike Trout a wuss because he's considering opting out so he doesn't get his pregnant wife sick.

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



Without Trout, the season is not legitimate.
(In fact, baseball as we know it didn't exist before 2011.) I love watching guys like Trout keep adding to their counting stats, it won't be as fun without him.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



The Red Sox are converting the private stadium suites to locker rooms for individual players.

https://twitter.com/BaseballBrit/status/1279067273798594562

also another confirmed player tested positive-

https://twitter.com/mlbtraderumors/status/1279074496067112962

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
I want to see Maddon say it's him or me about Trout

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
https://twitter.com/fabianardaya/status/1279086384901308416?s=21

don’t mind me I’m just clumsily aping postmodernist language and wearing professor glasses to trick morons into thinking I’m smart

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

FlamingLiberal posted:

The Red Sox are converting the private stadium suites to locker rooms for individual players.

https://twitter.com/BaseballBrit/status/1279067273798594562

also another confirmed player tested positive-

https://twitter.com/mlbtraderumors/status/1279074496067112962

Delino DeShields looks ready to beat COVID-19 (to a bloody pulp)

Dinosaurs!
May 22, 2003

Maddon pulling the boomer equivalent of shouting YOLO before jumping into a pool of crocodiles.

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

So looks like 9 Angels are positive already


https://twitter.com/jefffletcherocr/status/1279082597071482880?s=21

bees x1000
Jun 11, 2020

Lemme tell ya, this is not bueno.

Death Vomit Wizard
May 8, 2006
Bottom Feeder
This is a post from a world where corona was defeated handily and baseball thrives. Here's what I'm doing in Taiwan tomorrow (where I live). AIT, which is the pseudo-US consulate here, is sponsoring America Day at the stadium before the regularly scheduled CPBL Lions / Brothers game. They have planned free USA T-shirts, Chien-Ming Wang and Hong-Chih Kuo appearances, and apparently a video featuring the Tainan mayor, the Kansas City mayor, and Lions/Royals mascots? I'll report back on whether or not Wang thinks a hotdog is a sandwich if I get a chance to ask him. I still have a baseball I bought years ago before a Lions/ Brothers game because Manny Ramirez was playing and I wanted him to sign it. Of course when he appeared for 3 minutes in the parking lot he only gave signatures to the hotties in the crowd smh.

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

MLBN/MLB.com is doing live look-ins on training camps all day, and interviewing players and managers and stuff

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Yeah I don't think this season is gonna happen.

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


MLB N/V: gently caress Joe Maddon

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D. posted:

MLB N/V: gently caress Joe Maddon

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

https://twitter.com/TomHanslin/status/1279096484932263938

Slimy Hog
Apr 22, 2008


Why isn't anyone else?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Which doesn't protect him, god that makes me so upset that his teammates don't care

Slimy Hog posted:

Why isn't anyone else?

Good loving question

bees x1000
Jun 11, 2020

I'm very surprised that masks aren't absolutely required here, with lives and the season on the line.What the hell.

Slimy Hog
Apr 22, 2008

Intruder posted:

Which doesn't protect him, god that makes me so upset that his teammates don't care


Good loving question

https://twitter.com/Phillies/status/1279093670256541697?s=19

Only cutch wearing a mask here too. Shameful.

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Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair
I understand why they wouldn't wear masks while doing physically strenuous activities outdoors in direct sunlight, really.

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