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Manifisto


welcome to just pickles!

what's your pickle pleasure?

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nut

bombing this thread on the freakin' ground floor with some unjust pickles post post post


Manifisto


nut posted:

bombing this thread on the freakin' ground floor with some unjust pickles post post post




guns? sir, this is just pickles. JUST pickles. no guns!!


ty nesamdoom!

Manifisto


unless you were to somehow pickle the guns. then they would be acceptable.

Stooge




am I doing it right



Manifisto


Stooge posted:



am I doing it right

well, let's just have a taste of what you got--

*PTOO* [spits out piece of raw cucumber]

now look here youngster, are you funnin' me? 'taint no pickle you got there!

Pahilla the Hun

Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post



great what i am supposed to do with all these nickels then


pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

City of Glompton

Manifisto posted:

welcome to just pickles!

what's your pickle pleasure?

i'd like the fried pickle sandwich with dill pickle bread and some pickle chips and one of them dill pickle slushies, please. oh and one of those deli pickles, sliced in quarters too


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

Manifisto


City of Glompton posted:

i'd like the fried pickle sandwich with dill pickle bread and some pickle chips and one of them dill pickle slushies, please. oh and one of those deli pickles, sliced in quarters too

the ol' pickle sammie, eh? good choice. *nods* now as to the deli pickle, are you lookin' fer pickled hog feet, pickled marshmallows, pickled snickers bar, or pickled ennui?


ty nesamdoom!

The Voice of Labor

pickled mango is fine

Manifisto


nut posted:

bombing this thread on the freakin' ground floor with some unjust pickles post post post




turns out yer in luck, young fella. I checked in back and turns out we still have a couple a jars of pickled bullets. thought we were plum out.

Manifisto


The Voice of Labor posted:

pickled mango is fine

pickled manga you say? seinen or josei?

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Before the invention of the light bulb we had to struggle through the darkness of the night using pickles

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Manifisto


here at just pickles we do not approve of pickle torture porn, sir


ty nesamdoom!

The Voice of Labor

it gets the pickle hot

Manifisto


The Voice of Labor posted:

it gets the pickle hot

rather than wallowing in smut, why not try our habanero pickle covered in flamin' hot cheeto dust and pickled fire ants?

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
can i have... uh... i'll take one of those extra thick bog pickles with.. lemee see uh a medium pickle and... uh some of that triple pickle sauce and... yeah a diet pickle fizzy

Manifisto


Luvcow posted:

can i have... uh... i'll take one of those extra thick bog pickles with.. lemee see uh a medium pickle and... uh some of that triple pickle sauce and... yeah a diet pickle fizzy

happy to do that sir but, uh, just a quick disclaimer. we have been having issues lately with the bog pickles getting . . . rowdy. and sometimes eating the customers. anyway, coming right up!


ty nesamdoom!

Thunder Moose

S.J.C.
plenty of words rhyme with pickle, and i think thats a good thing.

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
dm: ok so the thief rounds the corner and sees a rough cut rock room approximately 20x20 feet. in the center of the room is a small round table with two wooden chairs and on each sits a large burly pickle guard armed with scimitars and... what... what's wrong?

player 1: ....jesus loving christ dude...

player 2: *shaking his head and pushing his chair away from the gaming table* yeah i'm done with this poo poo...

Manifisto


Thunder Moose posted:

plenty of words rhyme with pickle, and i think thats a good thing.

prove it. write a pickle poem.

please

only if u want to

vanisher

pickles? don't trust em. Something about the way they look atcha.



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Luvcow posted:

dm: ok so the thief rounds the corner and sees a rough cut rock room approximately 20x20 feet. in the center of the room is a small round table with two wooden chairs and on each sits a large burly pickle guard armed with scimitars and... what... what's wrong?

player 1: ....jesus loving christ dude...

player 2: *shaking his head and pushing his chair away from the gaming table* yeah i'm done with this poo poo...

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vanisher

coincidentally pickles was what I called my girlfriend.

I mean it was her legal name.

It was a dog.

She was really more of a friend.

It wasn't my dog.

This whole story is made up.

But I think people call their dogs Pickles.



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext

Manifisto


vanisher posted:

pickles? don't trust em. Something about the way they look atcha.



lol


ty nesamdoom!

The Voice of Labor

just pickles after dark: just pickle backs

Manifisto


The Voice of Labor posted:

just pickles after dark: just pickle backs

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
so it's structural? like it's safe to hold all out weight? i mean it is a truly unique way to build a tree fort but... just pickles?

Manifisto


Luvcow posted:

so it's structural? like it's safe to hold all out weight? i mean it is a truly unique way to build a tree fort but... just pickles?

we're not idiots. we use regular lumber and nails and stuff, we just pickle them first.

*gestures to swimming pool filled with pickle brine*


ty nesamdoom!

Finger Prince


1.5L OF GERMANY'S No.1 PICKLE!!

Pahilla the Hun

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Think about it, make a post



jerkin it to gherkins itt


pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

Manifisto


Finger Prince posted:

1.5L OF GERMANY'S No.1 PICKLE!!


:worship:


ty nesamdoom!

magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

Luvcow posted:

dm: ok so the thief rounds the corner and sees a rough cut rock room approximately 20x20 feet. in the center of the room is a small round table with two wooden chairs and on each sits a large burly pickle guard armed with scimitars and... what... what's wrong?

player 1: ....jesus loving christ dude...

player 2: *shaking his head and pushing his chair away from the gaming table* yeah i'm done with this poo poo...



Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


I am sorry OP but I do not care for pickles and I will not post any pickles in this pickle thread unless.....



are olives pickles?


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ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


The Voice of Labor

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

are olives pickles?

answer the question, op

Manifisto


Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

I am sorry OP but I do not care for pickles and I will not post any pickles in this pickle thread unless.....



are olives pickles?

excuse me, did you see a sign that said "just pickles and olives" outside this shop when you came in???? I don't think so! begone, and take your infernal olives with you!

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


Manifisto posted:

excuse me, did you see a sign that said "just pickles and olives" outside this shop when you came in???? I don't think so! begone, and take your infernal olives with you!

sry I just did some extensive and exhaustive research on wikipedia and found out that olives are in fact pickled and I'm gonna talk about them and post them!

I really like olives. Especially greek ones with the pits in, and I really really like olive salad like on a muffaletta. So glad I finally found some pickles I really like! Here are some pictures of my favorite pickles!




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ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


Finger Prince


Big fan of Spanish Gordal Olives, though the ones I can get here aren't the best. Got some Andalucian green Olives which were made with red peppers and garlic and onions and pimenton and were really loving tasty. I don't like too salty Olives, but that seems to be the norm rather than the exception around here. Also, my phone automatically capitalizes the word Olives for some reason, probably out of respect.

Manifisto


Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

sry I just did some extensive and exhaustive research on wikipedia and found out that olives are in fact pickled and I'm gonna talk about them and post them!

the lies and propaganda from the olive worshipers are never ending. you cannot believe a word they say. they want to tell us olives are some kind of fruit???? obviously absurd, I would never eat a fruit salad with olives in it, nor would I associate with rapscallions who did so.

just pickles is a wholesome, family friendly, godly, fundamentalist establishment. olive heresy has no place here. separating the pickles from the olives is an indispensable aspect of the rapture and I will not hear otherwise. good day!!


ty nesamdoom!

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Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
Umeboshi (pickled plums) are quite tasty.
If you like your food pickled, you need to visit Japan. I'm not sure they've ever met a food they couldn't pickle.

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