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Escape From Noise

For reasons I don't want to get into, I have been banned from all hospitals until further notice. But you know what? That's fine with me! Because I'm going to start my own hospital! It's gonna be so much better! How's this for an idea? Turn all tongue depressors into stick puppets! Now, when the doctor tells you to stick out your tongue and say "Ahhh", you'll be like "Awwww yeah!" because of that cool little puppet!

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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
u drank all the saline again and then took a plasma bath didn't u op



tyvm Justa Dandelion and Ravenous Scoot

Christoph

prepuce repurposed posted:

u drank all the saline again and then took a plasma bath didn't u op

OP dressed up like a baby and went to the ER for colic

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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Christoph posted:

OP dressed up like a baby and went to the ER for colic

lol

Escape From Noise

This isn't about me or these extremely likely scenarios. This is about improving hospital visits with fun little touches like a bring your daughter to the hospital day!



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

I Love Loosies


Bed wok

Manifisto


I would replace all the icky medicine with candy

soda in the IVs

CAT scans and MRIs take place in a jacuzzi

hypodermic needles are replaced with tiny hedgehogs who give you a hug


ty nesamdoom!

feedback loop
every patient gets a good friend to talk it out with

Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
They don't send you a bill, but they do pay you an appearance fee.

Fredrik1

Gopherslayer
:rock:
How about a hospital but only for healthy people? just to go there to chill

xcheopis


Fredrik1 posted:

How about a hospital but only for healthy people? just to go there to chill

A spa?

Robot Made of Meat

What if those ugly curtains around the beds got replaced with groovy bead curtains from the 60s/70s?


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

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Robot Made of Meat

And why the hell would they want tongue depressers? I suggest they replace them with tongue cheerer-uppers!


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

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