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Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010


Wow president Biden!

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Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
well, tried out best, time to move on

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008

Good Citizen posted:

well, tried out best, time to move on

Narrator voice: They did not try their best

mystes
May 31, 2006

We have to live with it until the election, but if Trump is reelected it will magically go away.

kater
Nov 16, 2010

fuckin if we have to live with covid make drugs legal you shits

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




it's time to test america's ability to pretend the rest of the world doesn't exist

going to be a bunch of covid kids in a cave sharing Tells of the Beforetime when Captain Trump cut them off from the Faraway Place

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Steve Yun posted:

Lies.

He searches facebook groups

lies.

he has his brother's father-in-law search facebook groups for him

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Durf posted:

it's time to test america's ability to pretend the rest of the world doesn't exist

going to be a bunch of covid kids in a cave sharing Tells of the Beforetime when Captain Trump cut them off from the Faraway Place

we are already extremely very good at this

Hopper
Dec 28, 2004

BOOING! BOOING!
Grimey Drawer

2DCAT posted:

Just... lmao


The correct answer is: Why don't you try walking on water like Jesus? Preferably over there where it is really deep?

Rhetoric-o-Tron
Jan 5, 2009

by Pragmatica
lol 31 MLB players tested positive on the first test batch

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Genuinely excited to see the mass hysteria from suburban dads when football gets canceled

Raine
Apr 30, 2013

ACCELERATIONIST SUPERDOOMER




FUCK COREY PERRY
Apr 19, 2008



Lawman 0 posted:

Genuinely excited to see the mass hysteria from suburban dads when football gets canceled

uhhh why would football get cancelled didn't you see what trump said?? we're living with the virus now dummy, living means football happens

Tirade
Jul 17, 2001

Cybertron must act decisively to prevent and oppose acts of genocide and violations of international robot rights law and to bring perpetrators before the Decepticon Justice Division
Pillbug

American passports gonna be the new scarlet letter.

ascii genitals
Aug 19, 2000



to punish America for the incompetent response, the NFL should just air 7 hours of non stop kneeling and black power salutes instead of football.

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

ascii genitals posted:

to punish America for the incompetent response, the NFL should just air 7 hours of non stop kneeling and black power salutes instead of football.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Lawman 0 posted:

Genuinely excited to see the mass hysteria from suburban dads when football gets canceled

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




ascii genitals posted:

to punish America for the incompetent response, the NFL should just air 7 hours of non stop kneeling and black power salutes instead of football.

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

ascii genitals posted:

to punish America for the incompetent response, the NFL should just air 7 hours of non stop kneeling and black power salutes instead of football.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




im glad there will be no sports

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
Lmao caught up on the thread and

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GrIbtvlZnc

Rectal Death Adept
Jun 20, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Lawman 0 posted:

Genuinely excited to see the mass hysteria from suburban dads when football gets canceled

Yeah, this is some kind of line for some people.

People at work who have slowly come around to the seriousness of the virus still swear football would never be cancelled. They look at you like you are a silicon based lifeform breathing sodium vapor if you suggest it. "Football? Cancelled? What?!"

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 14 hours!

ascii genitals posted:

to punish America for the incompetent response, the NFL should just air 7 hours of non stop kneeling and black power salutes instead of football.



Lawman 0 posted:

Genuinely excited to see the mass hysteria from suburban dads when football gets canceled

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

Rectal Death Adept posted:

Yeah, this is some kind of line for some people.

People at work who have slowly come around to the seriousness of the virus still swear football would never be cancelled. They look at you like you are a silicon based lifeform breathing sodium vapor if you suggest it. "Football? Cancelled? What?!"

people have completely internalized the idea that the elites are immune to the troubles and the afflictions of the common folk

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Rectal Death Adept posted:

Yeah, this is some kind of line for some people.

People at work who have slowly come around to the seriousness of the virus still swear football would never be cancelled. They look at you like you are a silicon based lifeform breathing sodium vapor if you suggest it. "Football? Cancelled? What?!"

i wonder what is in the contract for the network that has rights to air the super bowl, if there isnt one

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

Rhetoric-o-Tron posted:

lol 31 MLB players tested positive on the first test batch

yesssssss

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Rhetoric-o-Tron posted:

lol 31 MLB players tested positive on the first test batch

it's gonna be super fuckin funny to see both colleges and sports leagues dropping all pretenses and doing a roaring OPEN'ER UP because the first ones to offer televised sports or in person college experiences are going to make a loving killing because the demand for them is so incredibly high

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
They are going to be shooting suffocating players after the game right there on the field like they do with injured racing horses.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




i hope that covid destroys the nfl entirely and its assets are sold off to provide for the care of the players whose bodies and brains were destroyed for entertainment money

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 14 hours!
California and Texas are not performing today. :fut:

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




also looking w hope toward the annihilation of college sport

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster

Squizzle posted:

i wonder what is in the contract for the network that has rights to air the super bowl, if there isnt one

force majeure, bitch

TheLemonOfIchabod
Aug 26, 2008
ban football forever imo

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug

Squizzle posted:

i hope that covid destroys the nfl entirely and its assets are sold off to provide for the care of the players whose bodies and brains were destroyed for entertainment money

:yeah:

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




remember when the Patriots owner got caught in a rub-n-tug full of sex slaves run by a chinese woman who had access to Mar a Lago

NFL aint doing poo poo for athletes

oh btw June 30 update

quote:

"These cameras, that were put into private massage rooms where patrons would be undressing as a matter of course, they recorded everything," Kraft attorney Derek Shaffer said. He said Kraft "had the same reasonable expectation of privacy that any massage patron going to a licensed facility would be entitled.''
...
The only proper punishment for prosecutors and police, they argued, is to throw out all recordings.
...
Kraft has never disputed the facts of the case, that he twice received sexual services at the Orchids of Asia Day Spa in Jupiter, Florida, on Jan. 19 and 20, 2019, but has fought the misdemeanor charges against him as a violation of his Fourth Amendment protection against unreasonable search and seizure.

Kraft, who has a residence in West Palm Beach, Florida, visited the spa while police were conducting an investigation into what prosecutors said was suspected prostitution and human trafficking at several such Florida facilities.

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/29388534/judges-question-legality-warrants-robert-kraft-massage-parlor-sex-case

Durf has issued a correction as of 23:44 on Jul 3, 2020

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




fosborb posted:

force majeure, bitch

take this derail to the starwars forum

TheLemonOfIchabod
Aug 26, 2008

Mr Hootington posted:

California and Texas are not performing today. :fut:

Many counties left in both states

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
https://twitter.com/LehighCourts/status/1278769212081782784?s=20

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Flunky
Jan 2, 2014

just got back from the store, two young maskless white dudes were hanging out in an aisle and i overheard part of their conversation: "i respect people's choice to wear a mask, man"

respect will keep us alive

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