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artsy fartsy posted:Aw come on, that ND post is obviously satire. My coworker chimed into a conversation about gun safety with "my nephew plays with my boyfriends guns all the time but the safety is on so it's okay" So even if that one isn't people like that exist
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Just make samurai swords standard issue. Bonus points they double as male birth control.
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The Ferret King posted:Just make samurai swords standard issue. Bonus points they double as male birth control. I got laid more when I owned katanas. As a note, I never actually talked about said swords unless directly asked, so there may be some nuance there
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Absurd Alhazred posted:What's the 2nd Amendment when you remove the "well regulated militia" part? 
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Len posted:My coworker chimed into a conversation about gun safety with "my nephew plays with my boyfriends guns all the time but the safety is on so it's okay" Aaaaaahhhhhhhh nooooooooo
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Subjunctive posted:Aaaaaahhhhhhhh nooooooooo She also posted this on the Facebook 
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Len posted:She also posted this on the Facebook One of the benefits of social distancing is that you're working from home so don't have to deal with her in person, right? RIGHT?! 
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artsy fartsy posted:Aw come on, that ND post is obviously satire. That was my takeaway. I'm dumb though.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:One of the benefits of social distancing is that you're working from home so don't have to deal with her in person, right? RIGHT?! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha She's on the other side of the cubicle
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Jul 3, 2020 19:09
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Acting like Bonnie and Clyde but you know the hardest they actually get is pouting about cheese.
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Jul 3, 2020 19:21
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Len posted:Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha I hope you've got your will written up. 
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Jul 3, 2020 19:31
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Picnic Princess posted:Acting like Bonnie and Clyde but you know the hardest they actually get is pouting about cheese. Applicable to pretty much every Republican.
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Jul 3, 2020 19:34
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https://twitter.com/news_translator/status/1279066858025635841?s=21
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Len posted:She also posted this on the Facebook I know it's probably the least dumb thing in the picture, but either they're both shooting with their not-dominant hand, or they're both wearing their watch on the wrong hand.
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Jul 3, 2020 19:49
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Len posted:My coworker chimed into a conversation about gun safety with "my nephew plays with my boyfriends guns all the time but the safety is on so it's okay" Call CPS on them, like now.
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I've let my kids hold guns before, and even took my oldest son to the range when he asked (pre COVID obv). I want to avoid that whole "what is it about my forbidden closet of mystery" thing and also drill into their heads the basic and most important rule: A gun is always loaded. Especially when you KNOW it isn't. In the off chance that they ever find a gun in the wild I want them to have this poo poo be instinctual. PS that's my son in my avatar, given to me by a mod in a thread about Iron Maiden some time ago. He turns 17 today. Happy Birthday, kid. o7
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Jul 3, 2020 20:14
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5TonsOfFlax posted:I know it's probably the least dumb thing in the picture, but either they're both shooting with their not-dominant hand, or they're both wearing their watch on the wrong hand. I'm glad someone else thought this.
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Jul 3, 2020 20:17
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Literally anyone who hides behind the "it's fascinating" defense can get hosed with a pineapple. It really isn't difficult to be fascinated by dark aspects of history while keeping context in discussion.
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Len posted:She also posted this on the Facebook All these motherfucker wanna live out some dipshit cowboy gunslinger vibe and not a one of them carries a Colt Peacemaker. It's always some ugly black plastic thing. Poser rear end binches.
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I get the impression that some of these dudes are miming those "operators" that walk around the middle east committing war crimes for private contractors. To kill is the coolest possible thing. Those who have killed are pretty cool, but those who kill as a matter of course: those we must idolize and emulate.
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captainOrbital posted:I get the impression that some of these dudes are miming those "operators" that walk around the middle east committing war crimes for private contractors. That's america alright
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Biplane posted:That's america alright Are we any good in a vacuum or do we only have worth in comparison to other human beings? Can we feel like we have worth without being better than others? As much as america sucks and americans suck, there are a lot of people in general that haha isn't it ironic
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captainOrbital posted:I've let my kids hold guns before, and even took my oldest son to the range when he asked (pre COVID obv).
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Yeah, and obv I keep them locked, and the key is on my keyring that is on my person. I don't even think the kids know where i keep it but rule 2 or 3 should probably be like: always assume the kids know where the gun is and where the key to the gun is. Derail tax: 
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Pinus Porcus posted:Crossposted from GBS: that "sheepdog" thing is a reference to American police training: https://www.policeone.com/police-products/training-products/articles/book-excerpt-on-sheep-wolves-and-sheepdogs-UmiU5ujhwNg3douX/
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Matt Yglesias is always an idiot on social media, but. https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/1279145583584989185
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Six-Of-Hearts posted:All these motherfucker wanna live out some dipshit cowboy gunslinger vibe and not a one of them carries a Colt Peacemaker. It's always some ugly black plastic thing. Well it shoots as fast as lightning, but it loads a mite slow.
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5TonsOfFlax posted:I know it's probably the least dumb thing in the picture, but either they're both shooting with their not-dominant hand, or they're both wearing their watch on the wrong hand. Watch goes on the left wrist  Best case scenario, the lady is left handed (and has bad taste in watches I guess) and the dude wears it on the wrong wrist for whatever reason Or, and I just realized this, it's a way to put all items of conspicuous consumption in the same pic
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Toys For rear end Bum posted:https://twitter.com/wheeloffreedom1/status/1255292549184532481 I mean dunking on Terfs is one thing but schizophrenics...
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Pinus Porcus posted:Crossposted from GBS: Remember when Uber murdered that woman in Arizona and their internal communications came out and they’re like “if no one is dying, we’re not innovating fast enough!”? Same energy.
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Oh I would LOVE to see some numbers on THAT grift
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Kirk: "I listed Elon Musk as my beneficiary. Did you?" Homer: "I'm leaving my estate to my wife."
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A few pages back, but for whatever reason cranks really love to cite Jaynes. It's a serious textbook and not at all cranky, but for whatever reason they're drawn to it.
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i'm donating all my money to S-gal when I die, someone who is not me. Click Here if you want to do the same.
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Michael Tracey just not even bothering with the dogwhistles anymore
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hahaha it sure would be awkward if someone dynamited a sacred mountain and carved it into figures despised by those who revered the original
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StillFullyTerrible posted:Michael Tracey just not even bothering with the dogwhistles anymore naw lincoln can stay fdr can go up half way as a reminder that he was good but insanely xenophobic and the other spots get a waiting for more good presidents Runcible Cat posted:The Elon Musk of 1818. elon musk of 2020 little dog: cant even design a car something that has been solved with out loving it up. snergle has a new favorite as of 01:49 on Jul 4, 2020 |
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