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looks like they started an npr-like show! https://www.theonion.com/panicked-white-woman-calls-police-on-statue-of-martin-l-1843965563
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Heartbreaking: Child Reserves 40 Seats For Her Dad At Her Recital And Only 7 Of Him Show Up
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https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1270795119965417475 This is one of the better articles I've seen in a while.
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Quaker Oats Replaces Historically Racist Aunt Jemima Mascot With Black Female Lawyer Who Enjoys Pancakes Sometimes
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 Success! Grandma Radicalized AFAIK, Reductress doesn't have a "last line/sentence is the best" shtick, but I like that one.
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Lysidas posted:AFAIK, Reductress doesn't have a "last line/sentence is the best" shtick, but I like that one.
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I got a good laugh out of this one. https://www.instagram.com/p/CBo02KkoWxO/?igshid=144vsx0805ng9
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Heavily Armed Fans Guard Statue Of Yogi Bear In Case It Turns Out He Supported Confederacy I don't know why but I find the picture for this one super funny  Pros And Cons Of Removing Historical Statues I can't decide if I like the last one or this one more Con posted:May lead to citizens forgetting their country’s revised history
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Electric Phantasm posted:Heavily Armed Fans Guard Statue Of Yogi Bear In Case It Turns Out He Supported Confederacy Yogi's fine, it's Huckleberry Hound they need to watch out for.
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I've heard Lindsey Graham referred to as "a bigoted Snagglepuss" so put him in the list too.
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This filled me with dread in a way I wasn't expecting
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Middle East intelligence agencies closely monitoring American Spring
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Kelly always has the perfect one-liner.
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Couple Suddenly Very Grateful That Their Plantation Wedding Was Cancelled Due to Coronavirus
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Countdown to a cease-and-desist from the Children's Television Workshop in 3... 2... 1... Inspiring: 4 Sex-Positive Drawings Of Big Bird Sprinting Through The Wilderness On His Way To Make Love To A Married Woman The second image is the best
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I can't decide whether Kelly's at his best when he's doing stuff that could be mistaken for a real opinion or when he's doing stuff that's just completely out there. Either way, that's some good stuff.
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I laugh more at the cartoons about some incredibly petty annoyance he ran into, but yeah, that’s a good one.
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My favorite is when he does something totally unexpected, like the time he actually supported abortion rights because he doesn't want to pay child support.
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Ok, this isn't the Onion, or something that is like it - it's a guy who does cooking from history and the like and is relatively entertaining, but I want to ask - am I going nuts, or does he look like he could be the guy who plays Peter K. Rosenthal's son?
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The MSJ posted:My favorite is when he does something totally unexpected, like the time he actually supported abortion rights because he doesn't want to pay child support. 
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iT2hfG3WbT8 Phew, Lowtax is in the clear.
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seconded! i found some kind of sandal or strap in there dunno if its leather, but its pretty dry to the touch
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Carthag Tuek posted:seconded! i found some kind of sandal or strap in there Lucky. All I got was a nail through my fist and a tetanus booster.
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Shades of Serbia Deploys Peacekeeping Forces To U.S.
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Washington Redskins Change Their Name To The D.C. Redskins
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