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hello my dear goons i have a rendezvous avec une femme and im wonder what tips you can give me please hurry this date is in less than 12 hours
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Jul 4, 2020 08:44
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pick her up and raise her over your head to prove your strength
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Jul 4, 2020 08:46
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numberoneposter posted:rendezvous avec une femme this. dont do this
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Jul 4, 2020 08:47
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Do not, and I repeat, DO NOT poop your pants at any time during the date. Save it for the second date.
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Jul 4, 2020 08:47
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luchajones posted:this. dont do this
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Jul 4, 2020 08:47
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Go to the arcade before the date, check every game and see which name appears most on the high score lists. Then take your date to the arcade and lie that it's you
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Jul 4, 2020 08:48
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numberoneposter posted:mais je parle le francaise??? pour quaix pas??? parce que tu est merde. My french isn't very good but I think you get the message.
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Jul 4, 2020 08:49
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je suis bonhomme
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Jul 4, 2020 08:50
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Speak a real language! Like Klingon or Gelfling
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Jul 4, 2020 08:52
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When you go down on her remember to blow her up like a baloon
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Jul 4, 2020 08:54
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If u get to kiss her make a seal over her mouth and suck the air out of her lungs like a bong rip
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Jul 4, 2020 09:02
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Are you taking your date to the circus? In that case, just be yourself, op, you fuckin clown
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Jul 4, 2020 09:09
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Make sure you have her father's permission. Challenge him to a duel if you have to.
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Jul 4, 2020 10:38
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be sure to wash your hand just one
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Jul 4, 2020 10:40
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Jesustheastronaut! posted:Are you taking your date to the circus? In that case, just be yourself, op, you fuckin clown 
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Jul 4, 2020 10:49
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1) get your “game face” on and don’t be a creep 2) Do NOT sperg out. 3) Your fedora? Yeah, might want to leave that at home, champ. 4) Rape = no. 5) Throw some siracha on that bitch (edit: turns out I accidentally left this in from another of my guides but I’ve gotten some feedback saying that it is actually a really good icebreaker)
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Jul 4, 2020 11:02
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Just be yourself! Unless you're unlikeable, in which case, be someone else.
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Jul 4, 2020 11:38
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Bring change. Your date isn't going to be able to break a 20 and will assume the rest is a tip.
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Jul 4, 2020 11:45
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Call the police beforehand to let them know there'll be trouble.
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Jul 4, 2020 11:46
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Both feet and both hands in the anus is called a Full Park if you want to thrill her with your sexual prowess
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Jul 4, 2020 11:48
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see if she wants to hold your hand. thats great
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Jul 4, 2020 11:51
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- hi
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rain dogs posted:Do not, and I repeat, DO NOT poop your pants at any time during the date. Save it for the second date. Right. First date, you poop HER pants. Ladies first, duh. Also, if at all possible, be very tall. Consider showing up on stilts.
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Jul 4, 2020 11:53
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Garlic breath is considered a stereotypical nono, but it's actually super handy to assess their garlic tolerance levels. If it's not extremely high you can do better.
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Jul 4, 2020 11:56
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Tell her you want to try pegging
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Jul 4, 2020 12:00
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Surely that should wait to the third date Jose.
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Jul 4, 2020 12:16
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Ocean Book posted:see if she wants to hold your hand. thats great theres poop on the hand already, OP cant be trusted to look after himself
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Jul 4, 2020 12:17
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make some really good postssssssok maybe just remember to ask her questions about herself
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Jul 4, 2020 12:22
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I'm assuming you haven't showered in the last few weeks. Good, this is important. Do not clean any part of your body, the natural musk of the human male contains pheromones which will make you irresistible. Roll around in some garbage to strengthen the effect, it shows you have a strong immune system which is important when choosing a mate. Also, bring something shiny and as much nesting material as you can carry. Be sure to wear bright clothing and draw as much attention to it as possible. Source: I am a very successful dater who has talked to literally tens of women in my 32 years, and only pissed myself and started crying like half the time. redgubbinz fucked around with this message at 12:32 on Jul 4, 2020 |
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Jul 4, 2020 12:30
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Ask if she has stairs in her house and then do a slick one-two slender man grover house combo mention
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Jul 4, 2020 14:08
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Don't treat her as a Stacey. Don't be a creep.
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Jul 4, 2020 14:14
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Take her to a coronavirus test center 
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Jul 4, 2020 14:17
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Introduce her to Star Citizen and help her pick out a starter pack. Remember women are more submissive and social whereas men are better leaders, so she may enjoy crewing one of your turrets or bridge stations instead of piloting a ship of her own.
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Jul 4, 2020 14:27
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Make sure to eat lots to show her how strong you are.
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Jul 4, 2020 14:28
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When it is time to have sexual intercourse with her vagina and your penis remember to aim carefully when you powerbomb her onto your dick or serious injury may occur Note if this is a two woman date you may powerbomb away without risk of serious injury
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Jul 4, 2020 14:29
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Colonel Cancer posted:Take her to a coronavirus test center Now, you know how to treat a woman!
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Jul 4, 2020 14:30
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Do not make eye contact or smile, as these can be seen as acts of aggression.
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Jul 4, 2020 14:36
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E40 Neg, a Trumbo, a Level 2 Nelson, level 3 Dragon Ignore, a Python ignore and then a overt peacock, and shes yours
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Jul 4, 2020 14:50
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make eye contact immediately and never look away. close each eye individually, never blink, that’s when they get you.
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Jul 4, 2020 14:57
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Breaking eye contact is a sign of weakness. Blink as little as possible. Use mascara to bring attention to your bold stare.
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Jul 4, 2020 14:58
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At the end of the night, kiss her on the forehead.
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Jul 4, 2020 15:01
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