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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Enos Shenk posted:



Definately did a double-take when this came down the line. Hello old friend.



Tag your pomegranates, rear end in a top hat

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



The Bloop posted:

Tag your pomegranates rear end in a top hat

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

The Bloop posted:

Tag your pomegranates’ assholes

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



The Bloop posted:

Tag; your’re pomegranates, rear end in a top hat

Knee
Jul 19, 2006

I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

Memento posted:

those_are_penises.gif

Also, cross-postin'

You could say it made him.. rock hard.

:v:

I'll see myself out, thank you.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

What a dickhead

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Mods, change my name to Meato Acustico. Thx

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away
Just the tímpano.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)
Sir! You’ve got a dick in your ear!

What’s that? I can’t hear you I’ve got a dick in my ear!

NLJP
Aug 26, 2004


Penis in ear, dance all night etc.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

And that's where we get the expression "Prick up your ears"

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

That's definitely a bigorna.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

No, no, I said "buccaneer".

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Marcade posted:

No, no, I said "buccaneer".

sorry i couldn't hear you i had a dick in my ear

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Hey, aural sex is very risky. Without protection you could easily get hearing aids.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
nobody wants hearpes

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Hepatinnitus

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

So this is the cockear implant I've been hearing about

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

bike tory posted:

So this is the cockear implant I've been hearing about

:vince:

Knee
Jul 19, 2006

I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

Pretty sure Family Guy did an episode on this.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

bike tory posted:

So this is the cockear implant I've been hearing about

:thurman:

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

bike tory posted:

So this is the cockear implant I've been hearing about

Good. Good.

I like a good pun.

In fact, I'm rock hard right now.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Knee posted:

Pretty sure Family Guy did an episode on this.

https://youtu.be/PSd5pLVX3kQ

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

https://i.imgur.com/T90gd1V.mp4

a chiton (marine mollusc) and a sea urchin

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

as a person who never leaves my house i've done pretty well for myself.

Memento posted:

Good. Good.

I like a good pun.

In fact, I'm rock hard right now.



That rock is cummingtonite.

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

Platystemon posted:

That rock is cummingtonite.

I'm pretty sure that's an example of Dickite.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



axolotl farmer posted:

https://i.imgur.com/T90gd1V.mp4

a chiton (marine mollusc) and a sea urchin

i got to touch one in an aquarium once

they suck on you

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Some of us don't have to pay for it :smug:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Captain Hygiene posted:

Some of us don't have to pay for it :smug:

its a public aquarium, you can just walk right in if its not full of dudes palpating the molluscae

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Well now I'm actually jealous, I don't think I've seen a free aquarium.

InediblePenguin
Sep 27, 2004

I'm strong. And a giant penguin. Please don't eat me. No, really. Don't try.

Marcade posted:

No, no, I said "buccaneer".

drat, it's twenty an ear in town

Knee
Jul 19, 2006

I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

axolotl farmer posted:

https://i.imgur.com/T90gd1V.mp4

a chiton (marine mollusc) and a sea urchin

(12 seconds in) Vagi-- uhh.. rectal dentata?

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Knee posted:

rectal dentata?

It means no worries
For the rest of your days!

StillFullyTerrible
Feb 16, 2020

you should have left Let's Play open for public view, Lowtax
a starfish both eats and excretes from the same toothed orifice

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??

Captain Hygiene posted:

Well now I'm actually jealous, I don't think I've seen a free aquarium.

It's called the ocean if you arent a coward

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Danaru posted:

It's called the ocean if you arent a coward

Big assumption there

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004






Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

as a person who never leaves my house i've done pretty well for myself.

StillFullyTerrible posted:

a starfish both eats and excretes from the same toothed orifice

They have a separate anus in their dorsal surface, but undigestible matter like shells does come back out the mouth.

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flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




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