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Here are the betting odds via BetOnline.ag: Redtails +200 Presidents +300 Generals +400 Memorials +500 Lincolns +600 Americans +700 Capitols +800 Veterans +800 Kings +900 Roosevelts +900 Monuments +1000 Redhawks +1200 Renegades +1500 Jeffersons +2000 Arlingtons +2500 Hogs +5000 Snowflakes +50000 Trumps +50000 I'm partial to Renegades. Always liked that as a franchise nickname. Capitols would be confusing. The Washington Capitols in football and the Washington Capitals in hockey. Silly. Maybe you have a better suggestion than any of the above?
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Washington Washing Tons and the logo is your mom getting a bath lol
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The washington dark souls of football teams!
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Ehud posted:Washington Washing Tons Washington Metric Tons, just to annoy people with the metric system.
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Washington Eye Floaters and periscope penis as well as goatse.
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The Washington Off Snydes.
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We're here to joke and not talk about good names but how are Hogs so low on the list? They've already established the culture to shift to that easily, even if it was 30 years ago or whatever.
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Jul 4, 2020 16:12
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The Washington Wonks Just gave the logo be a picture of Matt Yglesias
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Grittybeard posted:We're here to joke and not talk about good names but how are Hogs so low on the list? Hogs? How about the Washington Pigs? Then rename FedEx Field "the Trough." That way other teams can play the Washington Pigs at the Trough. Fitting!
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It feels like it’s going to be Redtails so they can just go back to one of the old logos, and keep a mostly similar name.
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Grittybeard posted:We're here to joke and not talk about good names but how are Hogs so low on the list? Because "hog" is a euphemism for dick Wait, no, you're right, that's a good name
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I'm going to stick with "Braves". That what they were before they were Redskins.
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Slowpoke! posted:It feels like it’s going to be Redtails so they can just go back to one of the old logos, and keep a mostly similar name. https://twitter.com/OllieConnolly/status/1278821758053818369
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Snyder Squad with that Scout Sniper logo on their helmets.
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Washington Despised C*nts.
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Washington Tomahawks +It's still affiliated with Native Americans, so Dan Snyder won't feel like he's lost +Easy mascot +Celebrates war culture
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This thread will appear on footballabsurdity within the day
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Washington Crimson Buckeyes
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Washington Has-beens.
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Grittybeard posted:We're here to joke and not talk about good names but how are Hogs so low on the list? I feel like Warthogs (I think they're going to want to keep the same number of syllables) should be swapped with Generals - you can't name a sports team after a preexisting sports team that literally only exists to lose and get styled on, you might as well call them the Washington Monstars
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Stealing straight from the onion: DC Redskins
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Power of Pecota posted:I feel like Warthogs (I think they're going to want to keep the same number of syllables) should be swapped with Generals - you can't name a sports team after a preexisting sports team that literally only exists to lose and get styled on, you might as well call them the Washington Monstars There was already a professional football team called the Generals, the team Trump bought in the USFL.
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they should name themselves the Washington Space Force, its forward thinking and they can have UFO flyovers
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fartknocker posted:There was already a professional football team called the Generals, the team Trump bought in the USFL. I guess the Monstars thing isn't the best analogue, because "New Jersey Generals" (while not being a good name) doesn't immediately evoke the Washington Generals the Harlem Globetrotters play against, but "Washington Generals" does it 100%
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dang please let it be the jeffersons so we can have this whole debate again in ten years
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Doesn't Synder own the rights to Warriors or something?
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Washington Warfighters. Every game they'll have 1 troop from each branch work as the unpaid mascot. The logo will be Chris Kyle.
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Athanatos posted:Doesn't Synder own the rights to Warriors or something? I was mentioned in one of these threads he did like a decade ago, but the copyright or whatever expired.
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Sheen Sheen posted:The Washington Georges
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Washington Benjamins.
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Washington Griffins Washington Bonespurs Washington Couriers TITTIEKISSER69 posted:The Washington Headhunters
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Snuder in a meeting somewhere: "So before if they supported us they were racists. Now if they don't support us they're racists! Its brilliant! But if I may add my own suggestion *ahem* the Wash&Tug Foreskins. Thank you.
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The Dan Snyder Experience
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Quiet Feet posted:Snuder in a meeting somewhere: "So before if they supported us they were racists. Now if they don't support us they're racists! Its brilliant! Fans will still show up in blackface. Chuds gotta chud
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