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Welcome to Goon Model UN. Post in this thread and I will assign you a country you must RP as we work to The UN possess a policy of randomly assigning nations and not honoring nation requests on the basis of "you don't get to pick what country you're from in real life sucka!" Exemptions have been made twice under extenuating circumstances so its not impossible but if you request Ireland you're probably going to get Ethiopia instead. If I don't give you a nation within an hour of you posting PM me. Please post in the thread first though. This threads become surprisingly fast-moving North America and the Carribean The Walrus- Canada Goethe.cx- CUBA GOODING JR military cervix- Mexico Zippy the Bummer- United States Ron Darling- Nicaragua Saalkin- Jamaica gently caress off BATMAN- El Salvador Phlegmish- Belgian Panama (formerly Panama) stab- Saint Lucia (claims Saint Kitts and Nevis as well) South America Bronze Fonz- Brazil XA Shere- Colombia Raku- Venezuela DeadFatDuckFat- Chile TeachesOfPeaches- Suriname Europe Colonel Cancer- Spain The Persian Funk- Prof Crocodile- Belgium Mokotow-Italy Edgar Allen Ho- United Kingdom PTSDeedlyDo- Germany Willian Henry Hairytaint- Russia AHH F/UGH - Liechtenstein Glenn Quebec- Sweden (Al suwid) drunkenmonkeystyle- Great Roma Republic (its croatia) Sid Vicious- jazzyhattrick- Finland Freudian Slippers- Portugal Bug Squash- Iceland leperflesh- albania slumpy- Netherlands Hipster Occultist- Norway Sub-saharan Africa Inverted Icon- Senegal Mr Qwerty- South Africa Buglord- Kenya sure okay- Zimbabwe White Noise Marine- Gambia Derpies- Ghanarea (Formerly Ghana) Corgski- Republic of Congo StatutoryApe Belgian Congo (formerly Democratic Republic of Congo) Thunder Moose- Namibia HardDiskD- African Nation in the Middle of the Earth (ANIME) (Formerly Central African Republic) Middle East and North Africa Grevling- Saudi Arabia Spinz- Turkey Rock My Socks- Morocco The Aardvark- Persia (Iran) MakaVillain- Azerbaijan AlphariusOmegon- Iraq zombiePop- Egypt gasmask- Lebanon Starplucker-Libya Asia Old Friend- Mongolia EVERY TIME GOING- Kyrgyzstan Eumenides- Vietnam Captain Splendid- Thailand Sekenr- China Beet Wagon- East Timor BigBadSteve- Turkmenistan Dark off-Afghanistan Jaguars!- Indonesia Numb Three Ers- Armenia Jason Sextro- Bangladesh Oceania COMPANGIE TOMMY-Australia Scald- New Zealand The Management- Palau Iron Chef Ramen- Vanuatu SpaceSDoorGunner- Kiribati (its pronounced Keer-uh-bus, no i don't get it either) Resolutions DAY 1 1. Sanctions on American citizen Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka Raised by South Africa, co-sponsored by Brazil PASSED 2. Should Japan be allowed to have a military again Raised by Japan PASSED 3. Japan would like to bully Palau Raised by Japan, Kenya co-sponsors PASSED 4. South Africa should be an "idiot baby" country Raised by Saudi Arabia, DEFEATED 5. India should be renamed to Federated Republic of Butts Raised by Pakistan, co-sponsored by Thailand, Kenya, Brazil PASSED 6. Smoke'em if you got'em! Raised by the United States, co-sponsored by Brazil PASSED DAY 2 Resolution 1: The complete and total ban of all Anime with Japan ordered to pay reparations Anime shall be named as a contraband substance in all member states PASSED However a thriving black market anime trade has grown and several states including the UK, Australia, and Croatia have formed a pro-anime alliance in defiance of UN sanctions. Resolution 2: Just let us murder journalists. Come on. Raised by Saudi Arabia, seconded by Turkey PASSED Member states may now murder journalists if they so choose. Resolution 3: Nuke Hiroshima and Nagasaki again Raised by China, seconded by Saudi Arabia DEFEATED Despite anger over Japan's anime-based crimes and UN-sanctioned bullying of Palau, nuclear weapons was considered "too mean" by member states. Resolution 4: Legalize weed worldwide Raised by US, seconded by Canada PASSED Smoke'em if you got'em baby. Resolution 5: Build an erotic 50 foot tall statue of Garfield the Cat which is anatomically correct and capable of cum on top of the US capitol building positioned so that it will cum enormous amounts on to the white house. PASSED The statue was made gold at the request of Azerbaijan. It has immediately become a great patriotic symbol of the United States, with many Americans crying as they saw it built in what we assume are tears of joy. Resolution 6: Permit nations to drunk text their exs at 2AM for booty calls DEADLOCKED Status quo prevails. Nations may only drunk text their current partners or random hook-ups. Resolution 7: Make July 7th an international holiday because "gently caress it" PASSED gently caress, poo poo's rough man. I think we could all use a break. BIG FLUFFY DOG fucked around with this message at 13:20 on Jul 13, 2020 |
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My nation better have a shitload of oil or I will steal yours, mark my words.
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Jul 5, 2020 21:21
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You better not assign me United Arab Emirates like my grade 8 teacher  just because I was the wrong kind of lily white
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Jul 5, 2020 21:25
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Bronze Fonz posted:My nation better have a shitload of oil or I will steal yours, mark my words. Luckily Brazil is the world's 12th largest oil producer.
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Jul 5, 2020 21:27
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Who am I?
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Jul 5, 2020 21:28
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Colonel Cancer posted:You better not assign me United Arab Emirates like my grade 8 teacher Spain
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Jul 5, 2020 21:29
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Inverted Icon posted:Who am I? Senegal The wikipedia page quote:It is a unitary presidential republic and is the westernmost country in the mainland of the Old World, or Afro-Eurasia.[11] It owes its name to the Senegal River, which borders it to the east and north. Senegal covers a land area of almost 197,000 square kilometres (76,000 sq mi) and has a population of around 16 million.[2][3] The state was formed as part of the independence of French West Africa from French colonial rule. Because of this history, the official language is French. Like other post-colonial African states, the country includes a wide mix of ethnic and linguistic communities, with the largest being the Wolof people, and the Wolof language acting as a lingua franca.
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Jul 5, 2020 21:30
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hi
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Jul 5, 2020 21:30
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OP should be Uruguay (you are gay) lol
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Jul 5, 2020 21:31
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:Senegal Steven Senegal?
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Jul 5, 2020 21:31
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Greetings Mongolia
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Jul 5, 2020 21:32
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:Greetings Mongolia oh nice!
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Jul 5, 2020 21:33
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The Persian Funk posted:OP should be Uruguay (you are gay) lol Ukraine Sunswipe posted:Steven Senegal? Pakistan
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Jul 5, 2020 21:34
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i wanna be the dude who bangs the gavel or whatever
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Jul 5, 2020 21:37
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I'm ready to lead and not read.
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Jul 5, 2020 21:39
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Oh yea baby
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Jul 5, 2020 21:40
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Death to whatever country is my assigned primary geopolitical rival
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Jul 5, 2020 21:40
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:Welcome to Goon Model UN. Post in this thread and I will assign you a country you must RP as we work to Choose Chad wisely
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Jul 5, 2020 21:41
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Chinatown posted:i wanna be the dude who bangs the gavel or whatever North Korea Grevling posted:I'm ready to lead and not read. Saudi Arabia
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Jul 5, 2020 21:41
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AI caramba yo soy inferior Italy
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Jul 5, 2020 21:41
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I'm a Turkey.
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Jul 5, 2020 21:42
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Spinz posted:Oh yea baby Turkey Whorelord posted:Death to whatever country is my assigned primary geopolitical rival Japan XA Shere posted:I'm a Turkey. Colombia
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Jul 5, 2020 21:42
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Hurry up and name India so I can fight with them.
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Jul 5, 2020 21:43
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:Turkey Hell yeah! I've got all the Coke!
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Jul 5, 2020 21:44
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Visit beautiful Saudi Arabia.
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Jul 5, 2020 21:45
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I can hardy wait!
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Jul 5, 2020 21:46
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Sunswipe posted:Hurry up and name India so I can fight with them. Pawn 17 posted:I can hardy wait! This guy's India
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Jul 5, 2020 21:47
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:Japan In gonna go gently caress up Palau
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Jul 5, 2020 21:49
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i call djibouti hee hee
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Jul 5, 2020 21:51
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Oh heck yes
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Jul 5, 2020 21:52
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The Walrus posted:i call djibouti hee hee Canada Prof. Crocodile posted:Oh heck yes Belgium
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Jul 5, 2020 21:52
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I was in Model UN 2 years in a row, they gave us North Korea then Iraq and we came in 3rd against all odds as Iraq
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Jul 5, 2020 21:56
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gently caress you, Pawn 17! The Taj Mahal is overrated!
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Jul 5, 2020 21:57
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MrQwerty posted:I was in Model UN 2 years in a row, they gave us North Korea then Iraq and we came in 3rd against all odds as Iraq South Africa
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Jul 5, 2020 21:58
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:Belgium Double heck yes! In the spirit of global togetherness, I invite everyone ITT to enjoy some of my nation's chocolate, waffles, and alcoves.
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Jul 5, 2020 21:58
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posting
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Jul 5, 2020 22:02
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Good news everyone! Brazil has legalized all drugs and is currently initiating a massive defunding of police. Our people are prosperous, happy and safe. There is no such thing as a pandemic LOL also please name Venezuela promptly so we can initiate another plan that is in the works. A glorious day to all.
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Jul 5, 2020 22:03
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goethe.cx posted:posting Cuba
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Jul 5, 2020 22:03
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Yes? Hello? (I want in) Mokotow fucked around with this message at 22:07 on Jul 5, 2020 |
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