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Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Well...that's deeply deeply upsetting

# ? Jul 6, 2020 06:03

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 21:08

Khanstant

whoops!

# ? Jul 6, 2020 07:40

Abugadu: 1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.

i bet when people check off 'organ donor' on their driver's license so that they can feel good about helping people after they die, they don't expect their legacy to be 'butt replacement'.

# ? Jul 6, 2020 07:56

nut

Khanstant posted:

whoops!

# ? Jul 6, 2020 12:10

Escape From Noise

THIS ISN'T ABOUT POORLY EXECUTED PRO WRESTLING MOVES AT ALL!

# ? Jul 6, 2020 14:40

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

AHAHAHAHA THAT DUDE ARM IMPLANTS MAKE IT LOOK LIKE HE GOT ON FLOATIES

# ? Jul 6, 2020 15:00

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

*person with a nose so small it no longer legally exists*
"It's so huge! Make it smaller!"

# ? Jul 6, 2020 15:34

nut

aw man you guys hosed up my wings so bad they clearly still look like arms

# ? Jul 6, 2020 15:42

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

"Oh, man her breasts look like North and South Carolina!"

"Yeah, she was actually going for Texas and California though..."

# ? Jul 6, 2020 15:49

google THIS

Hmm, yes, I would tend to say that the title of this show is accurate

# ? Jul 6, 2020 18:12

google THIS

Most of the people on the show: I already have a raging personality disorder, but I want to create an outward, physical manifestation of it

Plastic surgeon: I gotchu fam

# ? Jul 6, 2020 18:19

nut

doctor: jamathon, wake up to your new body. the procedure was a success, we have grafted a full bag of cheddar SunChips to your left armpit

jamathon: but doctor, this is my right armpit

host and camera crews rush in, popping out of medical cupboards and from under the surgery table

host: you got BOTCHED

# ? Jul 6, 2020 18:25

google THIS

Chris Hansen: Would you like to take a seat over there?

Botched guest: You're on the wrong show, also I can't sit down or my buttplants will shoot across the room like tiddly winks

# ? Jul 6, 2020 19:11

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

30 minutes into the show, and after seeing a variety of unfortunate surgical outcomes on a wide assortment of different people's body parts, including parts she hadn't seen in literally decades- Gladys would be scarred for the rest of her life because she misread the description of the show she'd been watching. There was no Darren and Samantha Stevens. No Dr. Bombay. No Endora...This was most certainly NOT "Bewitched"!

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Jul 6, 2020 19:36

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 21:08

Trying

Nip/Tuck already parodied this show for us, rest easy

# ? Jul 6, 2020 22:25

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