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promises his son he’ll raise their allowance if their next report card is a flawless victory
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- Adbot
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- Macnult
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supportive gamer father bonds with his daughters boyfriend by taking him shooting. “you know,” he starts, “i had a feeling you’d fit in with this family” as they set the new hi-score for time crisis
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Jul 6, 2020 23:46
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- Slumpy
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"Son, what did we say about dairy queen? You can only have a 16 Oz. Reeses© Peanut-Butter© Blast© ℗®™ from Dairy-Queen©®℗™℠§ if you get an ace in Counter-Strike: Global Offensive"
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Jul 6, 2020 23:47
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son: *bowls a strike*
gamer dad: Hoo ya! Ya'll see that? do the dance, do the dance!
son: ...i dunno dad it's embarassi--
gd: *violently flossing* DO THE DANCE CHICKEN DINNER C'MON
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Jul 6, 2020 23:50
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- Macnult
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"Son, what did we say about dairy queen? You can only have a 16 Oz. Reeses© Peanut-Butter© Blast© ℗®™ from Dairy-Queen©®℗™℠§ if you get an ace in Counter-Strike: Global Offensive"
supportive gamer father tears up at his son’s school drawing
“i wanna be just like my dad!” is scribbled at the top in crayon. below, a happy stick figure sits in a racing-style chair with “cl_righthand 0” written next to the computer monitor
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Jul 6, 2020 23:53
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- Macnult
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son: *bowls a strike*
gamer dad: Hoo ya! Ya'll see that? do the dance, do the dance!
son: ...i dunno dad it's embarassi--
gd: *violently flossing* DO THE DANCE CHICKEN DINNER C'MON
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Jul 6, 2020 23:54
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- Macnult
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doctor: puuush.. puush
dad: you’re almost there honey! victory royale!!
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Jul 6, 2020 23:55
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- Slumpy
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gamer dad friend: you know what they call a cheeseburger in france?
gamer dad: no what
gamer dad friend: an fuckin epic win
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Jul 6, 2020 23:58
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- Slumpy
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gamer dad: haha yeah...chhese burger IS fuckin epic win
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Jul 6, 2020 23:58
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- nut
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doctor: puuush.. puush
dad: you’re almost there honey! victory royale!!
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Jul 7, 2020 00:16
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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*son scores a point at the 6yo or under karate tournament*
gamer dad: FINISH HIM!!!!
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Jul 7, 2020 00:34
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- Finger Prince
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Yeah I saw, kiddo! You totally no-scoped him! Good job! Try spinning around when you do it next! *thinks about how he didn't learn to 360 no-scope his first noob until he was 16. Sigh, they grow up so fast!*
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Jul 7, 2020 01:42
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- Prof. Crocodile
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*son scores a point at the 6yo or under karate tournament*
gamer dad: FINISH HIM!!!!
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Jul 7, 2020 02:44
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- vanisher
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Son, do me proud and do a finish with a super level 2 or 3, don't be cheap.
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Jul 7, 2020 04:12
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- old friend
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gamer dad friend: you know what they call a cheeseburger in france?
gamer dad: no what
gamer dad friend: an fuckin epic win
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Jul 7, 2020 09:15
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- old friend
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a single tear of joy running down his face, my dad stands up in the crowd to dab as I land a 180 no-scope on zombie hitler
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Jul 7, 2020 09:16
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on the bus to the royal ontario museum for a field trip
gamer dad: *rushing from row to row of students and at each one stopping, almost out of breath to say* W-WHERE WE DROPPING BOYS?
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Jul 7, 2020 11:49
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- old friend
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on the bus to the royal ontario museum for a field trip
gamer dad: *rushing from row to row of students and at each one stopping, almost out of breath to say* W-WHERE WE DROPPING BOYS?
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Jul 7, 2020 11:55
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- Prof. Crocodile
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lets kid sit in car and stay warm while waiting for battle bus on cold mornings
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Jul 7, 2020 13:07
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- Kangaroo Pouch
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sorry i flamed you in front of your twitch viewers last night son. that wasn't okay. dad was just on tilt because the dishes weren't done.
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Jul 7, 2020 17:16
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- nut
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sorry i flamed you in front of your twitch viewers last night son. that wasn't okay. dad was just on tilt because the dishes weren't done.
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Jul 7, 2020 17:23
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- google THIS
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"Dad, I'm doing a report on General Custer. Can you help?"
"Sure, lemme just look up his K/D ratio... Oh my."
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Jul 7, 2020 17:38
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- Macnult
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on the bus to the royal ontario museum for a field trip
gamer dad: *rushing from row to row of students and at each one stopping, almost out of breath to say* W-WHERE WE DROPPING BOYS?
sorry i flamed you in front of your twitch viewers last night son. that wasn't okay. dad was just on tilt because the dishes weren't done.
lol
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Jul 7, 2020 18:07
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- Macnult
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"I can't believe you're finally moving out on your own, son!"
*A tear rolls down gamer dad's cheek as he expertly stacks everything into the moving van*
this is the same gamer dad who was tilted about the dishes
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Jul 7, 2020 18:08
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gamer dad watches his son go up to the graduation stage to get his diploma...and then watches him go down ramp through short a, throw a pop flash and bhop out into b main to plant the BOMB AND THE CROWD IS GOING WILD, FAMILY GAMER CLAN HAS DONE IT AGAIN
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Jul 7, 2020 18:39
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- Slumpy
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sorry i flamed you in front of your twitch viewers last night son. that wasn't okay. dad was just on tilt because the dishes weren't done.
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Jul 7, 2020 18:40
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*gamer dad sweats and tosses a bunch of papers to the floor citing "irl k/d ratios"* hey champ! haha.. whats up, pwn dog? come to do Warmup with dad?
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Jul 7, 2020 18:41
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- nut
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gamer dad raises me to read and write japanese so he can finally play the medabots snes rom
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Jul 7, 2020 20:31
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- nut
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gamer dad raises me unable to read or write so i can never beat his WPM high score on mavis beacon
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Jul 7, 2020 20:33
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- nut
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Jul 7, 2020 21:13
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- Kangaroo Pouch
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Jul 7, 2020 21:21
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- Macnult
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Jul 7, 2020 21:26
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- Adbot
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Apr 23, 2024 20:46
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- magic cactus
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We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
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now listen son. one day you'll be browsing the internet and you might see a side-bar ad. maybe a hot elf babe or something (at least, that's what it was in my day, times change, eh champ?).She'll have the bedroom eyes and she'll tell you everything you wanna hear "first 1000gp free!" "no ads!" She'll call you "m'lord" and ask you to play now! And you'll want to! *chuckles* god, how you'll want to. and the thing is, that's fine, that natural, that's healthy. Why, back in the day, your old man had a looot of girlfriends on runscape. But please son, for the sake of your dear ol' dad
don't click those ads without having adblock enabled
Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!
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