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pram
Jun 10, 2001
instead of fart i poo poo and now my pants have poo poo in them

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HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
nice

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
gbs is back baby

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

Looks like pants making GBS threads is back on the menu, boys!

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i'm sorry to hear that OP. best of luck moving foward

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


Lick it up lumlumlum

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

sounds bad, op.

your posting I mean

Inverted Icon
Apr 8, 2020

by Athanatos
I'm sorry to hear that

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

You don't grocery a bag, op. You have pantsed your poo poo.

JesusLovesRonwell
Aug 12, 2004

I want to touch my Rosalina-sama all over~

<3<3<3
making GBS threads your pants is humiliating beyond belief, but at least you don't hit women, so at least you still have your dignity.

markovmodelcitizen
May 17, 2008

We all Post Down Here...
Oven Wrangler
Did you know that farts do not have lumps in them and they are not wet?

I think I learned that from an episode of This American Life.

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
Wehre da pics at?

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

here OP have some new pants

:goku:

BonerKid
Jan 3, 2002

Chill
i have no pants but i must fart, what happens if it's actually poo poo?

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

Toss some piss into the mix and go for a frothy jog. Live mas

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

The Walrus posted:

gbs is back baby

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
I just had the half a cup of coffee "my intestines made my sphincer an "offer" it could not refuse" moment, but made it and filled my throne. it was close.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


Blame it on the dog, OP

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Blame it on the dog, OP

"Wait till he puts on his stereo headphones"

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
The only way to save face is getting angry as hell demanding to know who the hell poo poo your pants

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay house
I wish I had a single hole to replace every other hole on my body and it was on the palm of my hand

Martman
Nov 20, 2006

The Walrus posted:

gbs is back baby
Goons Be making GBS threads (their pants)

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
yeah ok buddy I poo poo my pants at the liquor store the other day and I reported it in the I have diarrhea thread in an orderly fashion like a good GBS user, I didn't make a whole THREAD about it!

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
I LOVE BIG SHITTIES!!!!

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Congratulations, OP!

Some of us have been here for over 20 years and still haven't poo poo our pants!

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Private Cumshoe posted:

yeah ok buddy I poo poo my pants at the liquor store the other day and I reported it in the I have diarrhea thread in an orderly fashion like a good GBS user, I didn't make a whole THREAD about it!

your self-reporting is appreciated.

OhsH
Jan 12, 2008
been there done that

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




One time around 2003, 2004, I was doing some work for my aunt and uncle out in the country (in Wisconsin) and afterwards my mom wanted to meet me around there for dinner. We ended up at this fancy restaurant that used to be a large, fancy house, probably built in the late 1800s/early 1900s. It was about 4pm, and no one else was there. I ate sword fish or something like that (some kind of fish), and it was fine. Not great, not as good as it cost (my mom paid), just fine.

I was driving home on the freeway and about 20 minutes from home, I farted it felt warm and wet. I swore I poo poo my pants. I was all, "God drat it!" and sped up to get home and clean up.

I get home, run into the bathroom, pull down my pants expecting a big wet poo poo stain and... nothing!

I wiped my rear end - nothing on the toilet paper!

It was the most phantom of phantom shits.

Whelp! That's my story of the time I did NOT poo poo my pants. I hope you enjoyed it. :)

Baxter
Sep 13, 2000
Piss or it didn’t happen

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
you sure did, guy from system of a down

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

At least you didn't poo poo someone else's pants.

lol if you
Jun 29, 2004

I am going to remove your penis, in thin slices, like salami, just for starters.
this is a poo poo post

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmkGgm-yzOE

lol if you
Jun 29, 2004

I am going to remove your penis, in thin slices, like salami, just for starters.

neato burrito posted:

At least you didn't poo poo someone else's pants.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
paging Nooner to the thread

Nooner to the thread thank you

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Put a cork in it op! :haibrow:

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Staunch and proud ally of Big Pharma! We stand with you!
GBS 1.0 IS BACK BABY

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax
Lol if you actually poop and haven't figured out how to convert your waste to pure energy like lasers and poo poo lmao what a noob

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Whats the deal with poo poo, anyway

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Shinjobi posted:

Whats the deal with poo poo, anyway

turn off your monitor

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mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
I am the shitpost at the bottom of page 1

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