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A Festivus Miracle
Dec 19, 2012

I have come to discourse on the profound inequities of the American political system.

Oh boy. Tools getting mistreated, gawddamn.

Working for the California Conservation Corps, I saw tools regularly getting the absolute gently caress beat out of them.One kid managed to bend a digging bar by trying to move a rock with it, pure idiot strength. They're pretty cheap, all things considered, but we regularly used the wrong tools for jobs. Pulaskis are not for cutting firewood, but nobody told my C1 that so it wasn't until we had snapped six or seven handles that our C2 finally bought a goddamn splitting maul. Slamming wedges with double jacks is a very effective way to turn your wedges into advant garde plastic flowers. Chainsaw chains would be used til at least two of the teeth had snapped off, meaning saws regularly failed from sheer overstress.

Also sending porta potties flying off the road because lmao, who needs a cotter pin? After some poor civilian narrowly avoided death by poo poo on wheels, did our C2 finally buy some goddamn cotter pins.

The center so loving stingy that at one point the Admin officer, an old white lady who was a 100% bitch, refused to buy toilet paper. After the fourth time they called a plumber to snake out pipes clogged with paper towels did it finally occur to her that it would end up costing the center a shitload more money if a building flooded with backed up sewage.

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Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

https://i.imgur.com/l8irjuv.mp4

Mokinokaro
Sep 11, 2001

At the end of everything, hold onto anything



Fun Shoe

Lurking Haro posted:

They are installing a new one.

Elon Musk's dark secret: the batteries never worked.

(It is a Tesla and the YouTube video was posted by a full on Musk cultist.)

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.



Looks like someone needs to give him a hand.

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001





The thumbnail has big



Energy

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004



PC load letter

Explosionface
May 30, 2011

We can dance if we want to,
we can leave Marle behind.
'Cause your fiends don't dance,
and if they don't dance,
they'll get a Robo Fist of mine.


Cartoon Man posted:


PC load letter

At an old job, we actually had a toner vacuum. It was really useful for cleaning inside printers. I would have to empty it like 20 times at least just to make that look semi normal again. I do not envy whoever has to clean that up and the cancer they'll get from it.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
lp0 on fire

Sex Skeleton
Aug 16, 2018

For when lonely nights turn bonely

Platystemon posted:

lp0 on fire

Great UNIX reference.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/bc0mUtb.gifv

Never gonna understand this sport...

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Lot of hydraulic fluid injuries in this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFId_NB6Ar8

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/bc0mUtb.gifv

Never gonna understand this sport...

"Sweep the leg"

EvenWorseOpinions
Jun 10, 2017
I know some stuff about welding, but I'm not a welder. What level of intervention, if any, should I be engaging in to stop my boomer coworker from using an oxyacetylene torch about two feet away from puddles of vegetable oils?

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
Tell him that you want to get rich with viral videos and ask him to torch one of the puddles.

ATP_Power
Jun 12, 2010

This is what fascinates me most in existence: the peculiar necessity of imagining what is, in fact, real.


Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/bc0mUtb.gifv

Never gonna understand this sport...

There's a great documentary on Prime (Hitting the Apex) about it, one of the riders featured races 48hrs after surgery for a collarbone fracture.

Shockingly, even though there are a fair few injuries, the last death in MotoGP racing was back in 2011. Premier motorsports leagues have gotten pretty obsessed with driver/rider safety and have pretty good modern records there.

The real insanity is the Isle of Man TT:
Racer fatalities by year for it:

https://i.imgur.com/FbhTAbU.mp4
https://imgur.com/gallery/Ts58TGp

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

ATP_Power posted:

The real insanity is the Isle of Man TT:
Racer fatalities by year for it:

https://i.imgur.com/FbhTAbU.mp4
https://imgur.com/gallery/Ts58TGp

It is worth noting that, iirc, most of the fatalities at the Isle of Man TT are not professional racers, but random idiot amateurs who are allowed to ride the closed course on the day before the race using whatever motorcycle and equipment they brought.

Of course some professionals do still die because the race is absolutely insane and stupid. A big reason that MotoGP doesn't have more casualties is because the wide open tracks give plenty of room for a crashing rider to slide and bounce and tumble and dissipate their energy safely. Most of the Isle of Man course is a 2-or-fewer-lane country road with stone walls on either side.

e: yeah, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Isle_of_Man_TT_Mountain_Course_fatalities shows for instance that in 2005 there were 9 fatalities, but 6 of those were in the amateur race, and of the 3 in the main event one was during practice.

Sagebrush fucked around with this message at 18:20 on Jul 7, 2020

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/bc0mUtb.gifv

Never gonna understand this sport...

Gotta improvise when you don't have a red shell.

drgitlin
Jul 25, 2003
luv 2 get custom titles from a forum that goes into revolt when its told to stop using a bad word.
Slide, yes. Tumbling is what causes injuries as that’s when your limbs try and come off.

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


https://i.imgur.com/11tonzx.gifv

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Wow that was really satisfying when they got it out.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Is it dangerous to try to pry free a big metal object that might be holding back thousands of pounds of air pressure?

EvenWorseOpinions
Jun 10, 2017

Whooping Crabs posted:

Is it dangerous to try to pry free a big metal object that might be holding back thousands of pounds of air pressure?

It might be safer not to screw with it, alternatively you can use the opportunity to generate views on imgur, you might winding up on the front page. It would be better if it were in a field but that's not something you can rectify while it's stuck in there

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
Yeah, I expected that to end with someone getting their face blasted off when it popped free. Even if it didn't break the tire there's a lot of elastic force there.

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.
https://i.imgur.com/eenNJgC.mp4

Radio Paranoia fucked around with this message at 19:56 on Jul 7, 2020

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.



Fool me once, blind spot.

Sex Skeleton
Aug 16, 2018

For when lonely nights turn bonely

Why does this not immediately slam on the E-brake?

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001





I’m the mask keeping that mans neck safe from
Covid

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


zedprime posted:

Wow that was really satisfying when they got it out.

Stop that.

moparacker
May 8, 2007

EvenWorseOpinions posted:

It might be safer not to screw with it, alternatively you can use the opportunity to generate views on imgur, you might winding up on the front page. It would be better if it were in a field but that's not something you can rectify while it's stuck in there

:golfclap:

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Sagebrush posted:

It is worth noting that, iirc, most of the fatalities at the Isle of Man TT are not professional racers, but random idiot amateurs who are allowed to ride the closed course on the day before the race using whatever motorcycle and equipment they brought.

Of course some professionals do still die because the race is absolutely insane and stupid. A big reason that MotoGP doesn't have more casualties is because the wide open tracks give plenty of room for a crashing rider to slide and bounce and tumble and dissipate their energy safely. Most of the Isle of Man course is a 2-or-fewer-lane country road with stone walls on either side.

e: yeah, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Isle_of_Man_TT_Mountain_Course_fatalities shows for instance that in 2005 there were 9 fatalities, but 6 of those were in the amateur race, and of the 3 in the main event one was during practice.

In so called "normal" events, when someone dies, they end the event, and try to improve safety next year. Tracks that constantly kill racers or spectators are closed by local authorities for ever.

Naturally the 3/4 swastika island doesn't give a gently caress.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
it's called the isle of man, not isle of babies :colbert:

Jokerpilled Drudge
Jan 27, 2010

by Pragmatica
Is that an alternator? Also why don't they just deflate the tire

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Jokerpilled Drudge posted:

Is that an alternator? Also why don't they just deflate the tire

Then you'd have to call someone in to reinflate it and that would be a billable road call. Do we look like we're made of money?

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




Just go fast enough that it spits it out

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



Nenonen posted:



Naturally the 3/4 swastika island doesn't give a gently caress.
What does this mean?
Edit: just saw their flag. That’s a weird flag, sort of swastika or no.

AFewBricksShy fucked around with this message at 23:17 on Jul 7, 2020

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

AFewBricksShy posted:

What does this mean?

The flag of the island of man is 3/4ths of a Swastika.



He's insinuating that this isn't a goofy historical coincidence, but rather, evidence of the malfeasance inherent in the Manx character.

Piss Meridian
Mar 25, 2020

by Pragmatica

Arrhythmia posted:

The flag of the island of man is 3/4ths of a Swastika.



He's insinuating that this isn't a goofy historical coincidence, but rather, evidence of the malfeasance inherent in the Manx character.

If that was a swastika, the Nazis would have been a lot more fun

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Explosionface posted:

At an old job, we actually had a toner vacuum. It was really useful for cleaning inside printers. I would have to empty it like 20 times at least just to make that look semi normal again. I do not envy whoever has to clean that up and the cancer they'll get from it.

My first thought would be to spray water on it and try to turn it into slurry.

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Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:

The Lone Badger posted:

My first thought would be to spray water on it and try to turn it into slurry.

I was thinking gently pour epoxy or varnish over it and then install new flooring on top.

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