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Black Lives Matters protests don't happen and racism is never ended Hong Kong continues protesting and the (brutally suppressed) revolution is Disney continues string of successful releases with live-action Mulan making $2.1 billion at the global box office World talks about US assassination of Iranian general like it wasn't some minor blip in 2020 geopolitics China creates virus from pangolins instead and we all die anyway Lowtax remains beloved founder and owner of Something Awful LLC Quibi is a roaring hit and dethrones Netflix, Facebook, Tiktok and whatever the hell else it was supposed to compete against
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Jul 8, 2020 06:25
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I would be able to eat at friendly's
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Jul 8, 2020 06:25
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better problems like diarrhea would be allowed to shine.
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Jul 8, 2020 06:28
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A Grand Egg posted:better problems like diarrhea would be allowed to shine. SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:I would be able to eat at friendly's
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Jul 8, 2020 06:53
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I wouldn't have cut the sleeves off of that old jean jacket to make this sweet denim vest I'm wearing over my bare chest as I type this
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Jul 8, 2020 06:55
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Scooby Doo's gang would've finally unmasked Old Man Scrotus
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Jul 8, 2020 07:06
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Bolsonaro wouldn't have gotten the virus.
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Jul 8, 2020 07:13
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white castle would once again try to make it in California
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Jul 8, 2020 07:15
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(The real) Jeffrey Epstein would have resurfaced, instead of dying of Corona back in April.
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I would have kept complaining about petty poo poo in my life instead of realizing I have it really good in all actuality.
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Jul 8, 2020 10:58
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i think the american empire would have still collapsed. its clear it was happening anyway
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There would be another approximately 600,000 humans in a world that has already increased by over 40,000,000 people in the last six months.
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OP wouldn't have made another bad thread in GBS.
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Jul 8, 2020 11:37
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US would collapse a littl bit slower maybe and we'd get a rerun of 2008
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i was supposed to record an album and go on my first mini/regional tour with a new band been keeping my nose down working a day job for 5 years getting ready to live that little dream depressed doesn't even describe it
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Well, I would have been back from the 4 week vacation I had planned for ages because usually work doesn't let me take time off in the Spring, so I'm super bummed about that. Also, instead of all the festivals in the city being cancelled and me complaining about that, they would have actually happened but I wouldn't have bothered to show up. Les Os posted:Bernie would have won
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Jul 8, 2020 14:00
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Rutibex posted:i think the american empire would have still collapsed. its clear it was happening anyway
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Jul 8, 2020 14:10
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I probably wouldn't be nostalgic for the Chinese buffet of all things, for starters.
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Jul 8, 2020 14:10
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Fighting game players and twitch streamers continue to molest children unabated.
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Jul 8, 2020 14:15
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I definitely would have a girlfriend now that's for sure.
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Jul 8, 2020 14:21
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There would have been no.... sex... nobody would be having it. The steam trains would be all shut down... no steam train coming down the tracks to suck you off in a billow of smoke.
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The metro saga might not have ended in a cum lion. We would have been spared all the washed out e-tard “amazing” commercials and videos about snuffing out loved ones for food money. Government runs out of money and resources and has no bargaining chip against gullible and/or trusting people and people form a new ruling democracy in its place. Pre-apocalyptic markets deflate to near 90s prices. People utilize renewables and make industry transportation costs negligible, opening up interstate and international markets and stimulate the global economy to the point that poverty is now a choice. Basically a lot less grief and a lot more of society doing what it does without the hinderance or financially collapsing authoritarian governments. Hard work = high pay etc.
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:The metro saga might not have ended in a cum lion. We would have been spared all the washed out e-tard “amazing” commercials and videos about snuffing out loved ones for food money. Government runs out of money and resources and has no bargaining chip against gullible and/or trusting people and people form a new ruling democracy in its place. Pre-apocalyptic markets deflate to near 90s prices. People utilize renewables and make industry transportation costs negligible, opening up interstate and international markets and stimulate the global economy to the point that poverty is now a choice. Basically a lot less grief and a lot more of society doing what it does without the hinderance or financially collapsing authoritarian governments. Hard work = high pay etc. Sir, this is a McDonalds drive-thru
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My friends wouldnt be potentially getting kicked out by ICE. Silver linings tho, I don't have to wear pants to virtual class
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20 Blunts posted:i was supposed to record an album and go on my first mini/regional tour with a new band drat that sucks. but if you think positive, after this is over, people are going to be pumped to go out and pack music venues no matter how lovely your band is!
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Jul 8, 2020 16:36
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Captain Beans posted:drat that sucks. but if you think positive, after this is over, people are going to be pumped to go out and pack music venues no matter how lovely your band is! This will never be over It will only be over when this planet is a lifeless rock spinning through the silent universe and nothing will be upset that all the humans died and took everything else on our stupid planet with us
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Vegetable posted:Black Lives Matters protests don't happen and racism is never ended The protests would have still happened, coronavirus or not.
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Jul 8, 2020 16:50
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I would have been able to take my sabbatical and do nothing but travel around for 1 year 
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Jul 8, 2020 17:02
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Bronze Fonz posted:Bolsonaro wouldn't have gotten the virus. Wrong
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Jul 8, 2020 17:14
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Without corona I wouldn't have 50 loving people who don't normally care about me pestering me for health updates. Sounds pretty good to me
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Jul 8, 2020 17:16
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I never would have discovered my new favorite hobby: staring at the ceiling
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Jul 8, 2020 17:31
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Riatsala posted:I never would have discovered my new favorite hobby: staring at the ceiling Lol do you not have a bunch of sharpened pencils or.. 
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Lol do you not have a bunch of sharpened pencils or.. I have darts; this could keep me entertained for at least a few more months
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Riatsala posted:I have darts; this could keep me entertained for at least a few more months You could always look at a house with popcorn ceilings, I mean you need to nurture a good hobby.
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drinking more drinking less who knows!
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NBA has a real finish to the season not this dumb bubble poo poo at disney world
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